I thought this was a dating request
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Some tosser asked....
Greg why are you so insecure?
GB: I'M NOT INSECURE. I'M JUST A BIT VOCAL SOMETIMES. BUT I WOULDN'T CHANGE THAT EVEN IF I COULD. SCHMUCK!
Is your wife ugly?
GB: I'M NOT MARRIED.
Is your belly too fat?
GB: YES. WHO CARES? WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW, YOU BIG GAY BELLY LOVER! WEIRD QUESTION, BUT TYPICAL OF A CLOSET QUEEN.
Are you getting grey/bald?
GB: NO. I JUST TURNED 40 AND I HAVE ALL MY HAIR. I HAVE STRONG HEALTHY TEETH - ONLY 1 FILLING IN 40 YEARS. I HAD MY EYES TESTED IN AUGUST AND I HAVE 20-20 PERFECT VISION. I'M WELL CHUFFED ABOUT THAT. I DO HAVE SOME GREY HAIRS COMING THOUGH. BUT... MY HAIR IS MY OWN, AS ARE MY FABULOUS GOOD LOOKS AND WONDEROUS SPELL-LIKE CHARMS WITH THE WOMEN.
What is it??
GB: WHAT IS WHAT?
In fact I don't need to know...But I do wonder:
GB: YOU CONTRADICTED YOURSELF... IN THE SAME SENTENCE. WHAT A DIMBO!
Why do you lower yourself to these stupid discussions?
GB: TO ANNOY ZOMBIES LIKE YOU, WHILE AMUSING PEOPLE LIKE JONY, MIKE PRESTON, MATT, DONNA13, ETC.
DO YOU GET THE PICTURE YET?
Just concentrate on your work, friends, privat life and remember to breath.
GB: WHEN YOU SAY 'FRIENDS' (ABOVE), THAT'S PLURAL. ARE YOU ADDRESSING ME, OR OTHERS TOO? YOU ARE MAKING NO SENSE NOW. IT'S CLEARLY WAY PAST YOUR BED TIME LITTLE MAN. NOW UP THE APPLES AND PEARS WITH YOU (WHICH WILL NOT TRANSLATE VERY WELL)
I think you are depressed,
GB: NO. I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD MA.
You make a joke out of you.
GB: YOU ARE A SPANNER, PAL..
NEVER MIND. YOUR MUM LOVES YOU.
SLEEP WELL FRIEND (SINGULAR)
... APPLES AND PEARS, BY THE WAY, IS 'STAIRS'. LONDON RHYMING SLANG. AS IN....
"UP THE APPLES AND PEARS"
"UP THE STAIRS"
YOU SEE?
IT'S AN OLD (BORING) LONDON THING.
Greg why are you so insecure?
GB: I'M NOT INSECURE. I'M JUST A BIT VOCAL SOMETIMES. BUT I WOULDN'T CHANGE THAT EVEN IF I COULD. SCHMUCK!
Is your wife ugly?
GB: I'M NOT MARRIED.
Is your belly too fat?
GB: YES. WHO CARES? WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW, YOU BIG GAY BELLY LOVER! WEIRD QUESTION, BUT TYPICAL OF A CLOSET QUEEN.
Are you getting grey/bald?
GB: NO. I JUST TURNED 40 AND I HAVE ALL MY HAIR. I HAVE STRONG HEALTHY TEETH - ONLY 1 FILLING IN 40 YEARS. I HAD MY EYES TESTED IN AUGUST AND I HAVE 20-20 PERFECT VISION. I'M WELL CHUFFED ABOUT THAT. I DO HAVE SOME GREY HAIRS COMING THOUGH. BUT... MY HAIR IS MY OWN, AS ARE MY FABULOUS GOOD LOOKS AND WONDEROUS SPELL-LIKE CHARMS WITH THE WOMEN.
What is it??
GB: WHAT IS WHAT?
In fact I don't need to know...But I do wonder:
GB: YOU CONTRADICTED YOURSELF... IN THE SAME SENTENCE. WHAT A DIMBO!
Why do you lower yourself to these stupid discussions?
GB: TO ANNOY ZOMBIES LIKE YOU, WHILE AMUSING PEOPLE LIKE JONY, MIKE PRESTON, MATT, DONNA13, ETC.
DO YOU GET THE PICTURE YET?
Just concentrate on your work, friends, privat life and remember to breath.
GB: WHEN YOU SAY 'FRIENDS' (ABOVE), THAT'S PLURAL. ARE YOU ADDRESSING ME, OR OTHERS TOO? YOU ARE MAKING NO SENSE NOW. IT'S CLEARLY WAY PAST YOUR BED TIME LITTLE MAN. NOW UP THE APPLES AND PEARS WITH YOU (WHICH WILL NOT TRANSLATE VERY WELL)
I think you are depressed,
GB: NO. I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD MA.
You make a joke out of you.
GB: YOU ARE A SPANNER, PAL..
NEVER MIND. YOUR MUM LOVES YOU.
SLEEP WELL FRIEND (SINGULAR)
... APPLES AND PEARS, BY THE WAY, IS 'STAIRS'. LONDON RHYMING SLANG. AS IN....
"UP THE APPLES AND PEARS"
"UP THE STAIRS"
YOU SEE?
IT'S AN OLD (BORING) LONDON THING.