Yesterday, at about 7:30PM, my brother had gone out with some friends and my parents were leaving.
"Hmm, nice", I thought. "Now I'm alone at home... So I'll watch some porn".
So I took off my clothes and had a very good time watching the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee video.
Right after I "came", the lightbulb blinked a couple of times and went off.
"Damn it". As it was pratically 8:00PM, it was already kinda dark, so I NEEDED some light.
So I got a ladder and a new lightbulb. While I was changing it, the phone rang. As the house was too silent, the phone ringing scared the hell outta me, so I fell down like a big piece of shit coming out of an elephant's ass. Then the ladder fell over me and everything got darker, and darker...
Then I finally managed to open my eyes. There was a doctor staring at my face. My parents were there looking at me, and they looked worried. My best friend, that hot front door neighbor and her gay brother (I don't have anything against gay people, I'm just letting you all know the hot front door neighbor's brother's sexual preferences, with no offense intended) were there too.
Wait... The hot front door neighbor?! HOLY CRAP!
I was there nude, fallen on the floor, with blood dripping from my forehead, sperm on my hands and that hot girl was there looking at me.
It was already embarrassing, but things can always get worse...
Her gay brother pointed at my hands and said "Eww, look at that, he blew his nose on his hands!", and the girl laughed at me!
Then the old lightbulb fell right between my legs and its pieces chopped off my penis. Then my friend took a pic and said "Owned".
[Bonos*]
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*Who said it was a typo? ;)
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I...
...what the hell.
...what the hell.
Are you sharing drugs with YV?
Cheers.
Mr. God.
Cheers.
Mr. God.
Another one?!
oh, like that's never happend to you before
You are starved for attention, aren't you dear.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]BRYCE ON FIRE wrote: [/QUOTENAME]oh, like that's never happend to you before[/QUOTE]xDDDDDDDDDDD
Raf... too much info :P
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
Lula won already -.-'
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
Lula won already -.-'
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC66CC>Marial-B wrote: [/QUOTENAME]MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
Lula won already -.-'[/QUOTE]
Yes. That bastard is on the TV now. Someone shoot him, PLEASE.
Lula won already -.-'[/QUOTE]
Yes. That bastard is on the TV now. Someone shoot him, PLEASE.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">KillerKing840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC66CC>Marial-B wrote: [/QUOTENAME]MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
Lula won already -.-'[/QUOTE]
Yes. That bastard is on the TV now. Someone shoot him, PLEASE.[/QUOTE]
GODAMMIT! He won?! ;_;
Lula won already -.-'[/QUOTE]
Yes. That bastard is on the TV now. Someone shoot him, PLEASE.[/QUOTE]
GODAMMIT! He won?! ;_;
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]M a t i a s M a y<h6><i>QZ's Rainmaker wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]BRYCE ON FIRE wrote: [/QUOTENAME]oh, like that's never happend to you before[/QUOTE]xDDDDDDDDDDD[/QUOTE]
(bows) thank you, thank you (bows)
(bows) thank you, thank you (bows)
dammit raf. you are so... *insert appropraite synonym for drrrrrrrrrtay here*
best.
story.
ever.
story.
ever.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Sparrow wrote: [/QUOTENAME]best.
story.
ever.[/QUOTE]
Raf is having the best week ever! xD
story.
ever.[/QUOTE]
Raf is having the best week ever! xD
Finally, Raf, one of your posts made me laugh. XD