I got attacked by transexual pedos! [+queenzone][+bonus for girls]

Last weekend I was happy at home downloading some porn and listening to music, when someone added me on MSN.

I accepted and said hi.

The person said hi.

I asked who it was.

It said it was a girl who heard I was a very cool person.

I asked her where she got my address from, and she said it was from Queenzone.

We started to talk, and she was really interesting. After a couple of hours, she asked for a pic, so I sent the best pic of myself I have.

After a few days, I felt I had a crush on her, and then came the surprise: she said she had been in Brazil for 2 weeks already, and wanted to meet me.

I got so excited that I told my friends from school. One of them said "Rafael, don't go, it's an ambush". I said he was just envious. He insisted, so I invited him to go with me, just in case he was right, so that he could help me.

So yesterday was THE DAY. I put on my best Queen t-shirt, and went to the mall.

I spent about 5 minutes talking to my friend, when I saw someone very distant, wearing a Queen t-shirt and a skirt. She waved at me. So I told my friend "It's her. I'll be right back!". So I ran to her. She was STUNNING! I swear I had never seen anyone so pretty in my life!

I said hi.

She said hi.

Then she pulled up her skirt... And there was a penis there!!!

I shouted "OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT'S AN AMBUSH!!!" and ran, while HE chased me (and my friend was laughing his arse out).

So I got outside the mall and HE followed me. So I thought "people on the street will stop him". But everybody just pointed and laughed. "Ha ha, he's getting attacked by a transexual pedo!".

When I got home, my parents pointed at me and laughed.

So I decided to go cry in my bedroom, but I slipped on the stairs, fell down and broke my both arms, so I'm using my nose to type this whole story.

Ouch.

Bonus (for girls):
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1957/pdvd001bx4.jpg

It's more for Brian fans than girls in general... But enjoy it anyway.

raf. -.-'

I love the bonus! xD

Hahahahahahaha, I love your stories!! XD XD

Number One : I want to meet this transvestite.

Number Two : I see London, I see France - I see Brian's... panties.

LMAO! I <3 The Bonus ^^

Please describe this "best Queen shirt"

*gets note pad*

Hahaha

wow

Brian!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dribbles*

LMAO brilliant

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Brian!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dribbles*[/QUOTE]

haha ROFL =]]

You should have a real-life soap with Casper.

Girls are really wild... This bonus was way more successful than the bonus for guys. :-P

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="indigo"><b>friedchicken \m/ wrote: [/QUOTENAME]raf. -.-'[/QUOTE]

I second that ^^

Pete Burns, eat your heart out!!!!!

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