Can I just ask.........

Dear Queenzoners

Notice I didn't say 'Moanzoners then!!! I must be after something... or 'summink' as some people say... or somethink...

I just was wondering which of you are planning to send me a Christmas card this year???

I don't want to be presumptuous (can someone please tell Young_Twat_Man and Newcastle86 what presumptuous means), but should any of you old or young QZ-ers be planning a festive card and related gifts for your favourite archivist this year, then I'll have to set up a PO box address. Can you let me know asap.

I can't put out my real address because some of you will doubtless descend upon me over the holdiday break and write all over my garden gate and fence again.Last ime, I got things like....

THERE'S ONLY ONE GREGGY BROOKS.

GREG B... THE BEST ARCHIVIST THIS SIDE OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM.

GB IS MY SOUL BROTHER.... (YV, 2004)

GB IS THE LORD

ALWAYS ARCHIVING, NEVER FORGOTTEN. (DONNA13, 2004)

It took Togg, Poppy and Mike Preston four days to scrub it all off, and that's not on, is it!!!! Togg's Xmas dinner got cold, and everything!


I honestly don't want you to spend too much this year. Perhaps limit yourself to 25 UK pounds.

I'm not too religious or much into JC and the Christmas anniversary of his birth, and all that Jeruselum jazz, to be honest, but I do like presents and cards from those who love me and whom, despite their beastliness here on QZ, secretly regard me with affection and admiration.

Please note: Not that I am a selfish person, or anything (anyfing, anythink???), but I cannot send out presents myself, to you guys... nor cards, nor even anything resembling a generous gesture, as I'm busy with wonderous Queen things for you lot of lovely fab and splendid folks to enjoy in the coming years and decades.

Anyway... not more than £25, alright chums.

I'll send you a dog shit with a Christmas bow on it.
Don't expect a card, though.

Is this a joke?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=teal>Cookies!<h6>Poe!!<h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I'll send you a dog shit with a Christmas bow on it.
Don't expect a card, though.[/QUOTE]

LMAO. =O

Cookies....

I'll send you a dog shit with a Christmas bow on it.
Don't expect a card, though.


GB: I don't get the Christmas connection. Is this something peculiar to the country you live in, which we don't have here????/

The dog ate holly berries.
It gives a festive touch.

Can I just ask too - have the builders already left your house? Man, it's really important!

I don't believe I've ever been called lovely fab and splended before.

*touched*

*files sexual harrasment charges against herself*

*edit* Nevermind

Yes. Thank you, Greg. I will need a PO Box for you.

I'm very sorry about your garden gate. Don't know what got into me back then. I think it was just the Christmas spirit.

Donna....

MORE Christmas 'spirit' please.

Rum is my tipple don't you know!

:-)

Shave your beard Greg, you look ridiculous. And no, you don't look like Santa at all.

Man, still very far away and now seeing his shit again, why me, why?????????????

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Serry... wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Can I just ask too - have the builders already left your house? Man, it's really important![/QUOTE]

Greg prefers strong, blonde and handsome Norwegian sailor men named Lars.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queen Archivist wrote: [/QUOTENAME]It took Togg, Poppy and Mike Preston four days to scrub it all off, and that's not on, is it!!!! Togg's Xmas dinner got cold, and everything!
[/QUOTE]
*Sigh*
You just can't resist including my name can you, Greg?
And yes, I will be sure to send you a christmas card.