I got hijacked! [-ice cream][+fear][+bonus for boys AND girls]

ARGH! Life sucks, sucks, sucks!

On Wednesday I got together with some friends to study for an exam. There was a teacher there helping us.

After a couple of hours, we all got bored of studying and decided to go out a bit.

Two of my friends, who are dating each other, left us after some time. Then another guy had to go for his Tennis lessons, and there were only me, a male friend and a hot girl left.

We decided to go to an ice cream parlor, and once we got there, the girl said she wouldn't be able to stay there, because she needed to go to her french lessons.

As I have a small crush on her and my male friend knows it, we had an idea. He would leave the place, then I'd buy ice cream for me and for the girl, then I would run after her and give her the ice cream. So she would be happy with me.

I bought some strawberry ice cream, her favorite flavor, and ran. When she was about to cross the street, I called her, and she looked at me. I showed the ice cream, then she stopped, waved and smiled. I walked up to her, and when I was handing her the ice cream, she looked scared like hell, and tried to say something a couple of times, but no words came out of her mouth.

Then I felt something cold touching the back of my neck.

I slowly turned back, and there was a guy holding a GUN.

Me: WHAAAAAAA.........
Dude: Hey sports, I want an ice cream.
Me: WHAAAAAA...........
Dude: Would you rather be a victim of a hijack, or a victim of murder?
Me: WHAAAAAAAA.............

At this point, my pants were already wet, so I thought it would be a good idea to give him the ice cream. I did it, he laughed and ran away.

Girl: Oh, poor you... You were so brave for not running away!!

Then the girl hugged me.

Girl: EWW!! It's urine!!

She slapped me and went away. So I just sat on the sidewalk, started to cry, took my Gameboy Advance out of my pocket and started to play Pokemon.

A couple of hours later, I was still there, when the hijacker and "my" girl showed up. Together. Holding hands. They looked at me and asked if I was playing Pokemon. I said I was. They laughed at me, kicked my Gameboy and run away chuckling. :'(

[BONUS for boys]
http://www.bookmakers-bonus.com/bookmaker-bonus.jpg
http://www.dedbob.com/bonus.htm

[BONUS for girls]
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/6102/th13pp1.jpg









Enjoy the bonuses, all you perverted bastards - I know you only entered the thread for them.

XD
....Bonus....*pants*....XD

raf, you never make me fail doing this: O.o

Ahhhhhhhhh. That dude is ugly. You gave the boys hot women, but you gave us girls a ugly dude! ='[

Wassup duck!?! WooooooooEEEEEEEEEddddddDDDDDDDDaaaaaaaaAAAAraaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa. =]

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD!!!! But I demand a new bonus! Jakesy, perhaps! Yes, him! :P

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Ahhhhhhhhh. That dude is ugly. You gave the boys hot women, but you gave us girls a ugly dude! ='[

Wassup duck!?! WooooooooEEEEEEEEEddddddDDDDDDDDaaaaaaaaAAAAraaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa. =][/QUOTE]
Sorry, but I'm not good with good looking guys... Do you girls fancy Bono? :P

^ Of course! Bono is such a sexy beast! :P

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">KillerKing840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]

[BONUS for boys]

http://www.dedbob.com/bonus.htm

Enjoy the bonuses, all you perverted bastards - I know you only entered the thread for them.[/QUOTE]



OMG!!! I love dedbob. I been bobmotized! I'm a bobzombie!

Yeah, your girls bonuses suck! I can find way better!

Ok, ok, better bonus next time. I promise.

Do you know what springs to mind...

PETE "FRICKING" BURNS!!!!

...dunno why...

I have a penis.. It is So bg that not even Mick Jagger can give me a blow-job ;)

I know I'm not the one to provide 'bonuses', but I told you I'd find better:

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a308/ladymercury01/Art_male_window_demien.jpg