The New Add-On Story Thread

I figured I'd ressurect one of my favorite QZ things to do. The add-on story!

I'll start a story, then someone continues the story in a new post. Let's keep the sentence limit to 2. Okay?

Alright I guess I'll start...

Smitty was walking down the street looking in shop windows. He went by many different businesses; hair dressers, outfitters, hunting supply shop, until he went by a shop window that caught his eye...

Smitty couldnt beleive that this was an album by a group that was never release nor heard of....

So he went in... this very old man behind the counter looked at him... something mysterious...

this very old man told the story of his failed efforts to make it big in hollywood, and started to cry.

Then his dog up and died...dog up and died.
And after 20 years he still greived.

fatty.

so he thought that this store was shit and left. he then went out to a brothel and the best sex if his life and ended up going out with the girl.

He broke up with her after he found out that she had the warts (brothels and all...you know). Then he decided to form a celibate life; which wouldn't last for long...

He gave in to temptation and entered a strip club, he gazed upon a dancer named Candy Kane, and he was entraced by her exotic movements.

how ever noticed that the old man from the shop whos dog died was there, and was with his x with warts, so he decided to dance.

But then, all of a sudden, while he was grooving to some Queen, his pants dropped down to his ankles. People were shocked at what they saw.

The d.j.cut the music, he was in such shock, audible gasps could be heard.

every one noticed that this mans ding dong was so big that every girl started to dance.

then they all started to hit it with a rake

then some one hit it and it spat at them

At that moment many in the club bolted for the door.

when the bouncer blocked it