misheard lyrics on queen songs?

I think there was a thread like this before.
Anyway, here's what my little brother hears:

Death on Two Legs = Jumping Too Late

Pressure, pushing down on me = Bushop, bushop killed my friend

It's a Kinda of Magic = Stacie's got the magic

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]mrjordy wrote: [/QUOTENAME]When I was younger, in 'Fat Bottomed Girls', instead of "I've got mortgages on homes..." I heard "I've got pony dreams 'bout oats..."[/QUOTE]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/QUOTE]

O, no, no - don't get rid of your ass totally yet -

I heard...:

"I've got party dreams and whores"

...

I don't know, I'm blaming Freddie. In the early days his annunciation wasn't tops.

This is a good topic Jox. The opening of (One Vision) is supposed to be "God works in mysterious ways", though if i had not read that it was, i might not have figured it out!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Danny1 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]This is a good topic Jox. The opening of (One Vision) is supposed to be "God works in mysterious ways", though if i had not read that it was, i might not have figured it out![/QUOTE]
Ohh! I never knew that's what they were saying!!

thanks for your replies,keep them coming!
another one ive just remembered is from somebody to love..
i spin on my ears to believe in you

In one vision i used to think that i was mishearing it when Freddie goes 'fried chicken' it wasnt until someone told me thats what it actually says that i realised!

In bo rhap i thought it was saying 'any type of mince flows' instead of 'anyway the wind blows'.

And when i was about 12 i thought that in a kind of magic instead of its a kind of magic i thought it said 'miss is a kind of rabbit'!

ah,bo rhap!
spare him his life from his pork sausages!

in meloncholy blues i used to think he wanted to be intoxicated with a special boob.

Custard Pie posted a topic about the opening of (wwry) a while ago. No one can quite figure out what the word that is said at the opening is. Is it "wow" or "ah" or "yeah"?

moms misheard lyrics:

spare him his life from a poor society (monstrosity)-borhap

gunpowder guillotine (gelatine)-killer queen

MINE

but everyones a crocodile (everybody wants to put me down)-sombody to love

son of a bitch, it wont work! (sat on a fence but it dont work)-under pressure

underwear fuck, underwear smell (under your thumb, under your spell)-breakthru

and with a slime, ill take you to the seven seas of rhyme. (with a smile...)-seven seas of rhye

you who threw up all in the crowd (you who grew up tall and proud)-hammer to fall

and i hate a million dinners, broad, gimme a silver tray (and i ate a million dinners brought to me on silver trays)-keep yourself alive

unwanted hall-i want it all

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Sparrow wrote: [/QUOTENAME]


underwear fuck, underwear smell (under your thumb, under your spell)-breakthru

[/QUOTE]

Ahahaha

"i'm just a poor boy, i need to bitter sneeze."-bo rhap

I Used to think "Bismilah"in Bo-Rap was "Kiss me lad."

And one that isn't Queen.
I thought on a song, where it goes "Cheap wine and a three-day growth" was "Cheap wing and a three-legged goat".

i cant stop laughing!!!!!

The section of Somebody To Love in which the backing vocal is very difficult to understand. You all know the part i mean!