misheard lyrics on queen songs?

Who Wants To Live Forever?
 "Touch my balls with your fingertips".

We Are The Champions
"I've had my shell-suit  kicked in my face but I've come through"

I don't know what this says about me....

Oh, and who could forget the line in Headlong where Freddie clearly sings "He used to be a man with his dick in his hand".

hmmmmmmmmmm...........i know LOADS but cant think of any >.<

McNulty wrote: Oh, and who could forget the line in Headlong where Freddie clearly sings "He used to be a man with his dick in his hand".

yeah -- and no matter how much you KNOW that's not what he says, its still what it sounds like...
'he used to be a man with his dick in his hand, who did, he did it, who did he do?'

I don't like foul language but I can't help posting this.  In White Man, "the blood you shed" sounds like "bloody sh**" if the music player is not a good one.

Fucking only reach you
Fucking make you smile

:)

"I've got your wand in my hand" - Princes Of The Universe

Obviously referring to the pink wand.

catqueen wrote:

'he used to be a man with his dick in his hand, who did, he did it, who did he do?' ========================================================

LOL

Now I'll never be able to sing the correct lyrics!

Breakthru. "If I could only reach you" - in the middle, I used to mishear "fuck".

"She keeps on moaning and chanting in a pretty cabinet"....

If my ears feel drained I sometimes hear the title of Resurrection as 'this erection'... sorry, couldn't resist that one.

I thought the line in Fat Bottomed Girls "I've got mortgages on homes" was "I've got mortgages and hos" until about a couple years ago...haha!! :-P

ole-the-first wrote: Fucking only reach you
Fucking make you smile

:)
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LOL

I was born to love you

I once bored to love you

The "i shit up a tree" one made me laugh so hard that the wine I was drinking came out of my nose...lol. X-D