Yep. I get so full of gas I could be the Goodyear blimp.
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Geez, carbo. I was all full of respect for you when you came out as an elderly woman but between the spamming with Ebay and eil.com topics, and this silly stuff.......
;)
Just kidding.. as for the onion thing.. personally I've never noticed a connection between onions and flatulence but maybe I'll pay closer attention.
LOL
;)
Just kidding.. as for the onion thing.. personally I've never noticed a connection between onions and flatulence but maybe I'll pay closer attention.
LOL
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]carboengine wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Yep. I get so full of gas I could be the Goodyear blimp.[/QUOTE]
Lol, you should become a standup comedian! That really made me laugh.
My dad always farts when he eats onions....but he farts the whole day anyway...
Lol, you should become a standup comedian! That really made me laugh.
My dad always farts when he eats onions....but he farts the whole day anyway...
That is so random! Haha, but that's never happened to me.
I think when I was little, like little you know...I let one out and my dad asked, 'Was that a frog?'
I think when I was little, like little you know...I let one out and my dad asked, 'Was that a frog?'
As far as I know, everybody farts, no matter what they ate. People just tend to fart more after eating certain kinds of food... But not eating those foods won't make them stop farting.
Well, I fart.
But I don't eat onions.
Neither raw nor cooked.
Well, I fart.
But I don't eat onions.
Neither raw nor cooked.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=0099cc>LadyMercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]That is so random! Haha, but that's never happened to me.
I think when I was little, like little you know...I let one out and my dad asked, 'Was that a frog?'[/QUOTE]
Oh, funny!
I think when I was little, like little you know...I let one out and my dad asked, 'Was that a frog?'[/QUOTE]
Oh, funny!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bubbles! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Geez, carbo. I was all full of respect for you when you came out as an elderly woman but between the spamming with Ebay and eil.com topics, and this silly stuff.......
;)
Just kidding.. as for the onion thing.. personally I've never noticed a connection between onions and flatulence but maybe I'll pay closer attention.
LOL[/QUOTE]
Oh, dear, I just looked at your profile. Are you in the Guinness Book of World Records for you-know-what? "elderly woman"? I do not consider myself elderly - I am only 62. I don't think of my ebay and eil.com topics as spamming. I always put those words in the subject line so anyone who is not interested in Queen memorabilia can pass on by. I am fascinated by unusual Queen stuff I haven't seen before. I am, unfortunately, rather a serious person. Ordinarily I do not even say the word f**t. I apologize if I have offended your sensitive nature. There is a company in the USA that makes a product called Beano (in liquid drops or small tablets.) It is some kind of natural plant extract, and when you take it with offending food, voila!, the problem just magically goes away. I wish it came in a 55-gallon drum size. The company's motto is: Don't blame it on the dog.
http://www.beanogas.com/DiscoverBeano.aspx
;)
Just kidding.. as for the onion thing.. personally I've never noticed a connection between onions and flatulence but maybe I'll pay closer attention.
LOL[/QUOTE]
Oh, dear, I just looked at your profile. Are you in the Guinness Book of World Records for you-know-what? "elderly woman"? I do not consider myself elderly - I am only 62. I don't think of my ebay and eil.com topics as spamming. I always put those words in the subject line so anyone who is not interested in Queen memorabilia can pass on by. I am fascinated by unusual Queen stuff I haven't seen before. I am, unfortunately, rather a serious person. Ordinarily I do not even say the word f**t. I apologize if I have offended your sensitive nature. There is a company in the USA that makes a product called Beano (in liquid drops or small tablets.) It is some kind of natural plant extract, and when you take it with offending food, voila!, the problem just magically goes away. I wish it came in a 55-gallon drum size. The company's motto is: Don't blame it on the dog.
http://www.beanogas.com/DiscoverBeano.aspx
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bubbles! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Just kidding..
LOL[/QUOTE]
About my record.. well I don't think so. I'm just nutty enough to figure it up. That's only figuring once a day so it's actually much higher ;)
LOL[/QUOTE]
About my record.. well I don't think so. I'm just nutty enough to figure it up. That's only figuring once a day so it's actually much higher ;)
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]carboengine wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bubbles! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Geez, carbo. I was all full of respect for you when you came out as an elderly woman but between the spamming with Ebay and eil.com topics, and this silly stuff.......
;)
Just kidding.. as for the onion thing.. personally I've never noticed a connection between onions and flatulence but maybe I'll pay closer attention.
LOL[/QUOTE]
Oh, dear, I just looked at your profile. Are you in the Guinness Book of World Records for you-know-what? "elderly woman"? I do not consider myself elderly - I am only 62. I don't think of my ebay and eil.com topics as spamming. I always put those words in the subject line so anyone who is not interested in Queen memorabilia can pass on by. I am fascinated by unusual Queen stuff I haven't seen before. I am, unfortunately, rather a serious person. Ordinarily I do not even say the word f**t. I apologize if I have offended your sensitive nature. There is a company in the USA that makes a product called Beano (in liquid drops or small tablets.) It is some kind of natural plant extract, and when you take it with offending food, voila!, the problem just magically goes away. I wish it came in a 55-gallon drum size. The company's motto is: Don't blame it on the dog.
http://www.beanogas.com/DiscoverBeano.aspx[/QUOTE]
I don't think you are elderly either. Freddie liked girls older than you are anyway. Barbara Valentine would be 66 or 67 now.
;)
Just kidding.. as for the onion thing.. personally I've never noticed a connection between onions and flatulence but maybe I'll pay closer attention.
LOL[/QUOTE]
Oh, dear, I just looked at your profile. Are you in the Guinness Book of World Records for you-know-what? "elderly woman"? I do not consider myself elderly - I am only 62. I don't think of my ebay and eil.com topics as spamming. I always put those words in the subject line so anyone who is not interested in Queen memorabilia can pass on by. I am fascinated by unusual Queen stuff I haven't seen before. I am, unfortunately, rather a serious person. Ordinarily I do not even say the word f**t. I apologize if I have offended your sensitive nature. There is a company in the USA that makes a product called Beano (in liquid drops or small tablets.) It is some kind of natural plant extract, and when you take it with offending food, voila!, the problem just magically goes away. I wish it came in a 55-gallon drum size. The company's motto is: Don't blame it on the dog.
http://www.beanogas.com/DiscoverBeano.aspx[/QUOTE]
I don't think you are elderly either. Freddie liked girls older than you are anyway. Barbara Valentine would be 66 or 67 now.
I IENAME]Mary Potts wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Geez, carbo. I was all full of respect for you when you came out as an elderly woman but between the spamming with Ebay and eil.com topics, and this silly stuff.......
;)
Just kidding.. as for the onion thing.. personally I've never noticed a connection between onions and flatulence but maybe I'll pay closer attention.
LOL[/QUOTE]
Yes. I'm sure your friends would appreciate that.
I just noticed on the Beano website the proper medical term for f**ting is Complex Carbohydrate Intolerance, or CCI.
;)
Just kidding.. as for the onion thing.. personally I've never noticed a connection between onions and flatulence but maybe I'll pay closer attention.
LOL[/QUOTE]
Yes. I'm sure your friends would appreciate that.
I just noticed on the Beano website the proper medical term for f**ting is Complex Carbohydrate Intolerance, or CCI.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mary Potts wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bubbles! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Just kidding..
LOL[/QUOTE]
About my record.. well I don't think so. I'm just nutty enough to figure it up. That's only figuring once a day so it's actually much higher ;)[/QUOTE]
8772 divided by 365 days a year = 24.03788 years, (although I didn't figure in leap year days.) As Freddie Mercury once said, "If something's worth doing, it's worth overdoing."
LOL[/QUOTE]
About my record.. well I don't think so. I'm just nutty enough to figure it up. That's only figuring once a day so it's actually much higher ;)[/QUOTE]
8772 divided by 365 days a year = 24.03788 years, (although I didn't figure in leap year days.) As Freddie Mercury once said, "If something's worth doing, it's worth overdoing."
Messenger of Leah wrote
QUOTE] I don't think you are elderly either. Freddie liked girls older than you are anyway. Barbara Valentine would be 66 or 67 now. [QUOTE]
Oh, how sweet. Thanks!
QUOTE] I don't think you are elderly either. Freddie liked girls older than you are anyway. Barbara Valentine would be 66 or 67 now. [QUOTE]
Oh, how sweet. Thanks!
Yeah, I'm 35 and I started when I was 11.. haha. Took about 6 months before uh.. well, I guess that's for another topic. I just picked a month or something to figure it from, but it's more to amuse people than to be scientific :-P
Sorry for the name change btw. I can't help myself sometimes. And sorry for the 'elderly' remark too..
Last night I had a brief panic attack when I realized I'd been alive during 4 decades though I'm 35. I really feel old myself so I shouldn't say such things.
Sorry for the name change btw. I can't help myself sometimes. And sorry for the 'elderly' remark too..
Last night I had a brief panic attack when I realized I'd been alive during 4 decades though I'm 35. I really feel old myself so I shouldn't say such things.