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all we got to do now is bowl you lot out for 44 to win.
no problem!
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]joxerthemighty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]all we got to do now is bowl you lot out for 44 to win.
no problem![/QUOTE]

LOL!
Not Plutus but Apollo rules Parnassus
Odder things have happened. There's a chance it could...

Not very likely but a chance none the less. Australia lost in Sydney last time they played England there.

Mind you we were chasing 451 for victory...so I think that is a fair enough clout.

Anderson really just wouldn't get out. The nerve tarnishing McGrath's figures.

Edit: Although I must know - what did the English team receive MBEs for winning a sporting series? That is actually worse than The Beatles getting theirs for services to...music?

Looks good though - Richard Starkey, MBE.
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Whitewash, much? lolzozz!

I am looking back to the 2025 Ashes Series so I can say 'Son, I remember when we thrashed the Poms in 2006/2007' then have the kid say 'I'm not your son. In fact I'm 43! I'm 4 years older than you!'.

Of course by that time I will be insanely drunk.
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Just for the record iGSM has a great knowledge of a site that perfectly explains Cricket. You should really indulge us romeo.
I know nothing about cricket.
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I find that hard to.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Burnham wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I find that hard to.[/QUOTE]

Believe?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Burnham wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Burnham wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I find that hard to.[/QUOTE]

Believe?[/QUOTE]

Yes. Believe.
lol, totl spmr? fifflegig1

Fuckin' idiots. Learn...things and..be merry.
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Back to the subject.

The name associated with the original attempt at gibberish..........

"mattyk24"

quite a coincidence, i wunda iff linda wud lyke 2 comment?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Penetration_Guru wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Back to the subject.

The name associated with the original attempt at gibberish..........

"mattyk24"

quite a coincidence, i wunda iff linda wud lyke 2 comment? [/QUOTE]

Uh-oh. Somebody's in trouble...
"The others don't like my interviews. And frankly, I don't care much for theirs." ~ Freddie Mercury
Courtesy of iGSM, Modest Australian bastard!


CRICKET: As explained to a foreigner...
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

and there you have it.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>?Sasha wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Courtesy of iGSM, Modest Australian bastard!


CRICKET: As explained to a foreigner...
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

ET! : ) Long time no chat! I hope all is well. Xs and Os, CLT

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

and there you have it.[/QUOTE]
Ready Freddie?
That is an appropriate explanation of cricket.
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