How to lose a match

I don't really watch NHL but this is really funny!

http://www.edmontonoilers.com/
(click on the "Edmonton vs. Dallas: crazy goal" link on the right).

your a retard and it was stupid!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]kimmithee wrote: [/QUOTENAME]your a retard and it was stupid![/QUOTE]

No, my dear, you mix things up. "Retard" is how your mum calls you when you wet the bed.

Damn, where's some fucking respect to older and/or more educated people? Is QueenZone now a place for kids with a brain of a squirrel?

Good old days are over...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr. Scully wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Good old days are over...[/QUOTE]

They have been over for quite some time.

Tsk tsk tsk... where do I begin?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]kimmithee mashed those there keys and spewed forth this drivel: [/QUOTENAME]your a retard and it was stupid![/QUOTE]

You tried, but, much like a lot of things, you failed. Here's what you meant to write:

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Burnham The Great corrected kimmithee thusly: [/QUOTENAME]I'm a retard, and I am stupid![/QUOTE]

Don't worry, dear, the English language is an extremely difficult one. I don't expect you to have much grasp on it, seeing as you're a native English speaker, but maybe if you try harder... ahh, forget it. No chance of that.

*sigh*

Nevermind.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]PieterMC wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr. Scully wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Good old days are over...[/QUOTE]

They have been over for quite some time.[/QUOTE]

For about three years...

I even miss Chad, despite some really unpleasant fights we had!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr. Scully wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]PieterMC wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr. Scully wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Good old days are over...[/QUOTE]

They have been over for quite some time.[/QUOTE]

For about three years...

I even miss Chad, despite some really unpleasant fights we had![/QUOTE]

Chad? You miss me? xD

"You have the brian of a squirrel"

May I use this? I think it is a fantastic piece of abuse. It would be nice to think it is a specific thing used in the Czech republic...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]kimmithee wrote: [/QUOTENAME]your a retard and it was stupid![/QUOTE]

Kimmithee: You are up way past your bed time.

A little more care in your school and homework may yet see you turn into a sociable human being.
Until then though, do not set your sights too high.

If you have no homework, you can copy out this exercise x 100.

I must always begin a sentence with a capital letter.
Furthermore, I should have written: 'You are a retard and it was stupid!'
I could even have contracted 'you are' into 'you're', but never ‘your’, because we all know this synonym actually means ‘belonging to the person spoken to’ and not ‘referring to the person spoken to’.
Making such common errors in both basic punctuation and grammatical skills may encourage fellow Queenzoners to conclude that my language skills are indeed retarded.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Penetration_Guru wrote: [/QUOTENAME]"You have the brian of a squirrel"

May I use this? I think it is a fantastic piece of abuse. It would be nice to think it is a specific thing used in the Czech republic...[/QUOTE]

Brain, not brian :) I thought it was my typo but it's not. I'm not sure if we use exactly this but we do say something similar.

The Mir@cle - not unless you're an American guy in your thirties :-)

oh my

LMFAO!!

*sigh*
tsk tsk... Kimmithee - kimmithee...

Can you give me the phonetic version of the Czech?

Actually more common would be to say "you have a brain of a hen" (I guess you say something similar in the UK) which in Czech would sound like this: "Mash slepiczi mozeczek" (where "czek" is pronunced like "czech", "mash" sounds long like "maaaaash" and "czi" sounds like "chee" in "cheese").