So, if an alien landed and introduced himself with that immortal line, who would you suggest as the Leader of the Earthlings?
Dubya? The Dalai Lama? The Pope? Bill Gates? David Beckham? Rupert Murdoch? Bob The Shrek? Who exactly is in charge of this planet?
Your witty/insightful/smart-ass thoughts please.
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Flashman wrote: [/QUOTENAME]So, if an alien landed and introduced himself with that immortal line, who would you suggest as the Leader of the Earthlings?
Dubya? The Dalai Lama? The Pope? Bill Gates? David Beckham? Rupert Murdoch? Bob The Shrek? Who exactly is in charge of this planet?
Your witty/insightful/smart-ass thoughts please.[/QUOTE]
"Take me to your leader"
"Speaking."
Dubya? The Dalai Lama? The Pope? Bill Gates? David Beckham? Rupert Murdoch? Bob The Shrek? Who exactly is in charge of this planet?
Your witty/insightful/smart-ass thoughts please.[/QUOTE]
"Take me to your leader"
"Speaking."
I said 'Leader, not 'Cock'.
If the aliens actually arrived here speaking English, then I suppose they would've already assumed the "leader" would be the president of US, or the Prime Minister of UK.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Flashman wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I said 'Leader, not 'Cock'.[/QUOTE]
I know. That's why I didn't refer the alien to you.
Come to think of it, if I did, he'd vaporize the planet. And have a good excuse for it.
I know. That's why I didn't refer the alien to you.
Come to think of it, if I did, he'd vaporize the planet. And have a good excuse for it.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Flashman wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I said 'Leader, not 'Cock'.[/QUOTE]
I know. That's why I didn't refer the alien to you.
Come to think of it, if I did, he'd vaporize the planet. And have a good excuse for it.[/QUOTE]
Children, children, children... behave. Up until Christmas day, I would have directed them to James Brown, but now I think it would have to be Mr BB King. Or maybe Lemmy if the alien looked a bit dodgy - that would scare the little green buggers off!
I know. That's why I didn't refer the alien to you.
Come to think of it, if I did, he'd vaporize the planet. And have a good excuse for it.[/QUOTE]
Children, children, children... behave. Up until Christmas day, I would have directed them to James Brown, but now I think it would have to be Mr BB King. Or maybe Lemmy if the alien looked a bit dodgy - that would scare the little green buggers off!
I'd give them my vibrator.
Bob the Shrek.
It depends - is there a gleam of evil intent in its eyes... or eye?
Vote Flashy for leader!
Keith Richards. he's immortal.
"My wife's not home right now, can I take a message?"
Mel Brooks :D
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lisser wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Bob the Shrek. [/QUOTE]
I second that lol
Imagine Bob running the world - what a cracking place it would be lol!!
I second that lol
Imagine Bob running the world - what a cracking place it would be lol!!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Flashman wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I said 'Leader, not 'Cock'.[/QUOTE]
- *giggles*
- *giggles*