[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>?Sasha wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Here's one for you...
A girl tells her boyfriend that before their date that evening, he is invited to dinner with her and her parents at their house. Then afterwards it's her plan to "consumate" their love.
The boy very excited...runs to the pharmacy to buy condoms.
He explains the situation to the pharmacist who shows him a variety of condoms. The boy settles on the 30 pack, ribbed for her pleasure.
That night he arrives at her home for dinner and as they sit at the table her father asks the young man to say grace.
After having his head bowed in prayer for about 20 minutes the girl leans into him and whispers...I never realised you were so religious?
The boy replied...I never realized your father was a pharmacist. [/QUOTE]
I admit defeat; I knew this one, but it's still great :D
A priest walks by a bar mid-Februari, and sees a nun standing outside, half-frozen. He walks up to her, and says: "My dear, you cannot possibly stand here like this, you will freeze to death! Come inside with me, and have a drink to warm up"
"No, no, I couldn't possibly, it is so full of sin!"
The priest replies: "You must, the Lord wouldn't want you freezing over nothing!" and drags her inside.
They sit down, and the priest wants to order a Scotch and brandy, but the nun protests. The priest tells her she must have one, so she accepts, "but only if I can have it in a teacup".
"Very well" says the priest, walks over to the bar and orders a Scotch and a double brandy in a teacup.
The bartender yells: "A double brandy in a teacup? ! Is that damn nun in here AGAIN?!!!"[/QUOTE]
xD xD xD xD lol...that was funny.
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I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her car coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear another car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not her car?
When she comes home her hair is different than when she left and she smells of more perfume then when she left....is she trying to cover up the scent of another man? I saw once her pants had a white stain on them, she said it was ranch dressing from the salad she had at dinner with "the girls"
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was while I was crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch and under the side skirt.
Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?
I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her car coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear another car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not her car?
When she comes home her hair is different than when she left and she smells of more perfume then when she left....is she trying to cover up the scent of another man? I saw once her pants had a white stain on them, she said it was ranch dressing from the salad she had at dinner with "the girls"
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was while I was crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch and under the side skirt.
Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?
LOL!!!!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair......etc [/QUOTE]
LMAO!
I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair......etc [/QUOTE]
LMAO!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]ryanalan1 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I 'm not sure who to belive in all of this. Everyone has a point to a degree. No wonder the middle east is in such a mess, that people can't get on. Pay attention Thomasquinn in particular.
People say this site is only for queen stuff - what are these people doing replying to this then?
Likewise una999 in all fairness has a point (now don't shoot me down, remember what i said above).
Anyway lets just move on and be a bit more understanding.
Can't wait for the new queen album, but in my opinion i don't like the brian may huitar sound of today. It's too perfect, it's not raw like it used to be. For example take the song with cliff richard - it's just too nicey nice(the guitar), whereas the recording of Bo Rhap (after opera bit) is a bit more raw and better. Anyone feel the same about that guitar sound?
Also on the Brian May pedal, i think it's quite good, a good job again, but where then does the deacy amp fit in that was released in around 2005? Is it just a money spinner for brian?
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You know...this PERSONAL forum was created for a reason: so that useless topics like this one wouldn't flood the QUEEN forums. However, when people like una999 start posting the Queen-related equivalent of the "I'm bored, let's play the who-did-what-with-whom-and-caught-what-dissease-from-it game" in five slightly different versions in a timeframe of 15 minutes, that is bound to cause a certain degree of "touchiness"[/QUOTE]
I read una999's posts - in all fairness none of them were bad. They were genuine queen related items that I myself have interest in. For example, The Barcelona album and the piano sheet music. She was just asking obviously in a last attempt? It was a question about music. Maybe it's because you can't understand someones email as there is no body language or emphasis on words!? (in general).
A stupid quote would be stuff about was freddie gay, what did he die of. Una's comments were about the MUSIC, so i'm afraid why have people said her topics are stupid?
Or another one of those 5 topics, the one about improve queen songs - again about the music.
In contrast to another topic posted about something that has nothing to do with music - Brian May: Egomanic - which was posted by someone else. In my opinion that is not about music.
Some topics might be repeated, but all things get repeated.
Please feel free to respond, it's just the way i see it.
People say this site is only for queen stuff - what are these people doing replying to this then?
Likewise una999 in all fairness has a point (now don't shoot me down, remember what i said above).
Anyway lets just move on and be a bit more understanding.
Can't wait for the new queen album, but in my opinion i don't like the brian may huitar sound of today. It's too perfect, it's not raw like it used to be. For example take the song with cliff richard - it's just too nicey nice(the guitar), whereas the recording of Bo Rhap (after opera bit) is a bit more raw and better. Anyone feel the same about that guitar sound?
Also on the Brian May pedal, i think it's quite good, a good job again, but where then does the deacy amp fit in that was released in around 2005? Is it just a money spinner for brian?
[/QUOTE]
You know...this PERSONAL forum was created for a reason: so that useless topics like this one wouldn't flood the QUEEN forums. However, when people like una999 start posting the Queen-related equivalent of the "I'm bored, let's play the who-did-what-with-whom-and-caught-what-dissease-from-it game" in five slightly different versions in a timeframe of 15 minutes, that is bound to cause a certain degree of "touchiness"[/QUOTE]
I read una999's posts - in all fairness none of them were bad. They were genuine queen related items that I myself have interest in. For example, The Barcelona album and the piano sheet music. She was just asking obviously in a last attempt? It was a question about music. Maybe it's because you can't understand someones email as there is no body language or emphasis on words!? (in general).
A stupid quote would be stuff about was freddie gay, what did he die of. Una's comments were about the MUSIC, so i'm afraid why have people said her topics are stupid?
Or another one of those 5 topics, the one about improve queen songs - again about the music.
In contrast to another topic posted about something that has nothing to do with music - Brian May: Egomanic - which was posted by someone else. In my opinion that is not about music.
Some topics might be repeated, but all things get repeated.
Please feel free to respond, it's just the way i see it.
"5" is the central word here:
She started FIVE topics in rapid succession, all of them about tiny little things two minutes of googling could answer.
THAT is a waste of space, just as much as the "Brian - Egomaniac" thread.
She started FIVE topics in rapid succession, all of them about tiny little things two minutes of googling could answer.
THAT is a waste of space, just as much as the "Brian - Egomaniac" thread.