What is your worst. most humiliating memory EVER?
I'll start.
Once, in second or third grade, we were doing our traditional "Fall Feast." My friends Rox, Auggy and Sam were all at the table as we were dining on pumpkin pie (mmmm...). Then, when my mouth is full of pumkin pie (covered in whipped cream, I might add), someone tells a joke. I spurt out pumkin pie ALL OVER Rox and Sam. Auggy, who was next to me, wasn't to badly hit, but that still comes up in converation every once in a while. :O
Since I sacrificed my pride for you guys... please share?
Thread
Posts in chronological order
I have tons of embarassing moments!
Where to start?
One time I was home alone I was hyper and I was randomly singing "The Hills are alive with the sound of music" at the top of my lungs. Then I realized that there was a window open and I looked out and all of my neighbors were staring at me and laughing.
And another time I was dancing around my house to Queen music and getting really into it. Then I noticed that my brothers had a video camera and were filming me.
One time I was at a water park and I went down one of the slides and my bikini bottom came down!
And another time I was really excited about something (can't remember what) and I was singing that song "I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it!" and then I realized that my older brother had a bunch of his friends were over and they all heard me.
that's all I can think of now
Where to start?
One time I was home alone I was hyper and I was randomly singing "The Hills are alive with the sound of music" at the top of my lungs. Then I realized that there was a window open and I looked out and all of my neighbors were staring at me and laughing.
And another time I was dancing around my house to Queen music and getting really into it. Then I noticed that my brothers had a video camera and were filming me.
One time I was at a water park and I went down one of the slides and my bikini bottom came down!
And another time I was really excited about something (can't remember what) and I was singing that song "I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it!" and then I realized that my older brother had a bunch of his friends were over and they all heard me.
that's all I can think of now
The day I signed up for Queenzone.
Other than that...
I can't really think of anything that stands out. I don't get embarrassed easily... I mean... : /
I'll let you know if I think of something.
Other than that...
I can't really think of anything that stands out. I don't get embarrassed easily... I mean... : /
I'll let you know if I think of something.
About two weeks ago, I wrote a bunch of notes that we had in History class on my hand...and that day we just HAD to have a quiz....so I took the quiz.......And got an A...TRUTHFULLY WITHOUT looking at my hand....but then the teacher saw my hand and asked me to stick it out and show her......I did...and I got an F -_-.
One time in art class, I was sneaking in my ipod into class and started listening to Queen....I fell half-asleep and started singing "Save me" XDDDDDDD. The class looked at me as if I was crazy. :P It's a good song damnit!
Another time...I went to an 8th grade party....and it was a pool party...and all of the girls were wearing bikinis...so I decided to stuff my bikini bra XD....when they asked me to join them in the pool, I forgot about the tissue for a minute, took my shirt off, and all of that paper went into the pool! XDDDDD. That was probably the MOST embarassing....
One time in art class, I was sneaking in my ipod into class and started listening to Queen....I fell half-asleep and started singing "Save me" XDDDDDDD. The class looked at me as if I was crazy. :P It's a good song damnit!
Another time...I went to an 8th grade party....and it was a pool party...and all of the girls were wearing bikinis...so I decided to stuff my bikini bra XD....when they asked me to join them in the pool, I forgot about the tissue for a minute, took my shirt off, and all of that paper went into the pool! XDDDDD. That was probably the MOST embarassing....
^^^ lol, that's funny.
well something really embarrasing whas when i was staying at my friends house for a sleepover but suddenly she started to puke. It turns out that she had a stomach virus and i caught it too. well we had school the next day and right in the middle of science class i started to puke. it was so bad that i couldnt stop puking and i got my friends bookbag full of barf.
When I was very young I remember diving into a pool...little did I know my swimming trunks were just a tad too loose and they came right off. To this day I can't understand just why they slipped off, but needless to say I was embarrassed. I thought that while I was still underwater maybe nobody had noticed, so while I was struggling to hold my breath and find my pants both my parents and sister were giggling. Terrible I tell you...just terrible.
Another memorable and disturbing moment would have to be when I was caught doing my "thing." My very own father walked in on me. Actually, I think he was quite proud of me. But still, who wants their father to walk in on them? Embarrassing...
That's all that I can think of at the moment. I can hardly believe I admitted to those moments. Oh well, at least I'm getting to know some of you by doing this. :)
Another memorable and disturbing moment would have to be when I was caught doing my "thing." My very own father walked in on me. Actually, I think he was quite proud of me. But still, who wants their father to walk in on them? Embarrassing...
That's all that I can think of at the moment. I can hardly believe I admitted to those moments. Oh well, at least I'm getting to know some of you by doing this. :)
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=Maroon>Dobbies Deacon, Sr. wrote: [/QUOTENAME]What is your worst. most humiliating memory EVER?
I'll start.
Once, in second or third grade, we were doing our traditional "Fall Feast." My friends Rox, Auggy and Sam were all at the table as we were dining on pumpkin pie (mmmm...). Then, when my mouth is full of pumkin pie (covered in whipped cream, I might add), someone tells a joke. I spurt out pumkin pie ALL OVER Rox and Sam. Auggy, who was next to me, wasn't to badly hit, but that still comes up in converation every once in a while. :O
Since I sacrificed my pride for you guys... please share?
[/QUOTE]
I'm not sharing any of my embarrassing moments but I have a story simliar to yours concerning a friend.
It was a few weeks ago. We were at lunch and had a pretty random discussion on the bake sale and serial killers. And somehow I seized the opportunity to make a wise-crack and she laughed so hard that she squirted soda out of her nose. It was nasty, and she hated me for it haha.
I'm not allowed to make her laugh while we eat anymore. :P
I'll start.
Once, in second or third grade, we were doing our traditional "Fall Feast." My friends Rox, Auggy and Sam were all at the table as we were dining on pumpkin pie (mmmm...). Then, when my mouth is full of pumkin pie (covered in whipped cream, I might add), someone tells a joke. I spurt out pumkin pie ALL OVER Rox and Sam. Auggy, who was next to me, wasn't to badly hit, but that still comes up in converation every once in a while. :O
Since I sacrificed my pride for you guys... please share?
[/QUOTE]
I'm not sharing any of my embarrassing moments but I have a story simliar to yours concerning a friend.
It was a few weeks ago. We were at lunch and had a pretty random discussion on the bake sale and serial killers. And somehow I seized the opportunity to make a wise-crack and she laughed so hard that she squirted soda out of her nose. It was nasty, and she hated me for it haha.
I'm not allowed to make her laugh while we eat anymore. :P
My embarassing moments are exactly that. So do excuse me if I don't share them.
This is hard to answer. I am not quite sure. I wonder what I should write.
Hmmmmm...
Let's see...
Yeah.................
Hold on........
Once I slipped on ice in front of a mall. I actually jumped on the ice and then slipped!
Hmmmmm...
Let's see...
Yeah.................
Hold on........
Once I slipped on ice in front of a mall. I actually jumped on the ice and then slipped!
About 4 years ago, I was riding my bike and fell into a bush... :S
In 2004 (I think) I was playing a complete Bach sonata at a competition and I was so freaked out for some reason. I messed up in the middle of the Fuga and wasn't able to do anything about it because it was the first, and only, time that had happened to me.....after about 10 seconds of standing there like an idiot, I asked the judges "where can I start" and started the whole section again ;____; It was SOOO embarrasing. I felt so terrible. Luckily, after that incident, I never messed up on stage again. :)
There have been tons more embarrasing moments in my life but I don't recall any, other than those two, right now. xD
I'll write more later.
In 2004 (I think) I was playing a complete Bach sonata at a competition and I was so freaked out for some reason. I messed up in the middle of the Fuga and wasn't able to do anything about it because it was the first, and only, time that had happened to me.....after about 10 seconds of standing there like an idiot, I asked the judges "where can I start" and started the whole section again ;____; It was SOOO embarrasing. I felt so terrible. Luckily, after that incident, I never messed up on stage again. :)
There have been tons more embarrasing moments in my life but I don't recall any, other than those two, right now. xD
I'll write more later.
ummmm....i think i repressed my very embarassing ones.
although one time i broke out into song while the instructor was talking because eveyrone was so tense. it just made things worse really
another time i was on a bus at the canaadian border, and someone asked 'is everyone here from the USA?' and me being a smart-ass answered 'no were from austrailia!'....turns out it was the customs guy....whoops! oddly enough i didnt get in trouble (i dont think they heard me).
another one i was in class and wasnt paying attention, and my teacher was telling a story about an amusment park accident (it was a metephorical story) only i wasnt aware of it. so i asked 'how come it wasnt on the news?'
everyone looked and laughed because they thought i was stupid. >.<
one time i went swimming at my friends house and i had to run home, so i threw my clothes over my bathing suit and ran home. my neighbors mom found my underwear on her driveway. how nice.
i think thats the extent of it, i dont get embarassed easily.
a little off topic, do you ever read the teen magazines and see the embarassing stories where most of them are everyday things and some rate it as 'move out of town and change your name' level of embarassing? i dunno i just think its dumb but i guess its different from everyone.
although one time i broke out into song while the instructor was talking because eveyrone was so tense. it just made things worse really
another time i was on a bus at the canaadian border, and someone asked 'is everyone here from the USA?' and me being a smart-ass answered 'no were from austrailia!'....turns out it was the customs guy....whoops! oddly enough i didnt get in trouble (i dont think they heard me).
another one i was in class and wasnt paying attention, and my teacher was telling a story about an amusment park accident (it was a metephorical story) only i wasnt aware of it. so i asked 'how come it wasnt on the news?'
everyone looked and laughed because they thought i was stupid. >.<
one time i went swimming at my friends house and i had to run home, so i threw my clothes over my bathing suit and ran home. my neighbors mom found my underwear on her driveway. how nice.
i think thats the extent of it, i dont get embarassed easily.
a little off topic, do you ever read the teen magazines and see the embarassing stories where most of them are everyday things and some rate it as 'move out of town and change your name' level of embarassing? i dunno i just think its dumb but i guess its different from everyone.
Body surfing
Big waves
Got hit with One
Real bad
Stood up
Friend suddenly shouts
My name frantically
I look down and my top
Had a slippa to the side
Hopefully no one noticed.
There are loads other blushy moments...but yeah.
Big waves
Got hit with One
Real bad
Stood up
Friend suddenly shouts
My name frantically
I look down and my top
Had a slippa to the side
Hopefully no one noticed.
There are loads other blushy moments...but yeah.
Oh jeez, my two most embarassing moments happened at the same place, just a few days ago.
Well, my Grandma died a couple days ago, we went to the wake and I met many relatives I hadn't known earlier which was a great thing that came out of the whole ordeal, but two things happened that...just plain ugh
Embarassing Moment #1: Well, I met many old great-aunts and uncles there and many of them were a bit...out there. Well, I was standing with my mom, sister, my mom's friend, my aunt and my cousin. My uncle Marv came by and said hi to everyone.
Not having met me he asked "What is your name?" I replied with an "Uh, Jim,"
"Audrey?"
"No, Jim"
"Jim?"
"Yes. Jim,"
"But, Jim's...a boy's name right?"
(Wait, it gets better!)
Well we laughed it off, it seemed it'd be fine until he said "Well, you're a very pretty boy,"
Embarassing Moment #2:
This one is WAY worse. We were waiting for the priest to say some prayers at the end of the wake and when he started talking, and this guy was a piece of work. He was obviously trained to put inflection into the words he said, but he put inflection into all of the wrong places. And he had a terrible lazy eye, but that's besides the point. Everyone there had been generally used to the guy as he was the priest for the town (it's a small town). But my Mom and Sister weren't used to him, so they just started laughing.
Yep. Welcome to my world.
Well, my Grandma died a couple days ago, we went to the wake and I met many relatives I hadn't known earlier which was a great thing that came out of the whole ordeal, but two things happened that...just plain ugh
Embarassing Moment #1: Well, I met many old great-aunts and uncles there and many of them were a bit...out there. Well, I was standing with my mom, sister, my mom's friend, my aunt and my cousin. My uncle Marv came by and said hi to everyone.
Not having met me he asked "What is your name?" I replied with an "Uh, Jim,"
"Audrey?"
"No, Jim"
"Jim?"
"Yes. Jim,"
"But, Jim's...a boy's name right?"
(Wait, it gets better!)
Well we laughed it off, it seemed it'd be fine until he said "Well, you're a very pretty boy,"
Embarassing Moment #2:
This one is WAY worse. We were waiting for the priest to say some prayers at the end of the wake and when he started talking, and this guy was a piece of work. He was obviously trained to put inflection into the words he said, but he put inflection into all of the wrong places. And he had a terrible lazy eye, but that's besides the point. Everyone there had been generally used to the guy as he was the priest for the town (it's a small town). But my Mom and Sister weren't used to him, so they just started laughing.
Yep. Welcome to my world.
At my music school's Christmas Party I was playing bass and I fell off the stage.