Hadrian Will Answer Anything

Why must food be kept in a freezer?


Why do people talk?


Why do people wear underwear?


What is alcohol?


Why are people addicted to chocolate?


Why ARE there people anyways?


Who is God?


Why am I typing this?


What is the circumference of an elephant's bum?


Why did Pythagorean create a therum?


Why do people need to know math?


Why do teachers think I am a freak for writing nothing but Queen on my essays?


What is the use of a cucumber?


Why do crazy people go on American Idol?


Are Russian people smart at all?


Ok...now for the final thing...


What the HELL is a smooth endoplasmic reticulum?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF00CC">Anna Banana<h6> :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why must food be kept in a freezer?[/QUOTE]

Because if it isn't, it will spoil.

[/QUOTENAME]Why do people talk?[/QUOTE]

Communication.

[/QUOTENAME]Why do people wear underwear?[/QUOTE]

To make that certain area more comfortable.

[/QUOTENAME]What is alcohol?[/QUOTE]

A colorless liquid, produced by the fermentation of sugar or starch, that is the intoxicating agent in fermented drinks.
Encarta ® World English Dictionary © & (P) 1998-2005 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

[/QUOTENAME]Why are people addicted to chocolate?[/QUOTE]

Because it's way yummy.

[/QUOTENAME]Why ARE there people anyways?[/QUOTE]

Who knows?

[/QUOTENAME]Who is God?[/QUOTE]

Different for everyone who believes, God is simply a higher power to believe and trust in.

[/QUOTENAME]Why am I typing this?[/QUOTE]

Beacuase you're curious.

[/QUOTENAME]What is the circumference of an elephant's bum?[/QUOTE]

It is different for every elephant.

[/QUOTENAME]Why did Pythagorean create a therum?[/QUOTE]

He was bored and wanted to show off for his girlfriend, Dolly Parton.

[/QUOTENAME]Why do people need to know math?[/QUOTE]

Because it is used in everyday life.

[/QUOTENAME]Why do teachers think I am a freak for writing nothing but Queen on my essays?[/QUOTE]

Because they're ignorant.

[/QUOTENAME]What is the use of a cucumber?[/QUOTE]

It is a delicious, nutritious edible substance.

[/QUOTENAME]Why do crazy people go on American Idol?[/QUOTE]

Because they're meglomaniacs who are very entertaining.

[/QUOTENAME]Are Russian people smart at all?[/QUOTE]

Depends on the individual.

[/QUOTENAME]Ok...now for the final thing...


What the HELL is a smooth endoplasmic reticulum?[/QUOTE]

It is a smooth tissue used to transport various substances around a cell.

Sorry about the weird formatting.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why do doughnuts have holes?[/QUOTE]
Why not?

Why am I so ugly?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF00CC">Anna Banana<h6> :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why am I so ugly?[/QUOTE]
You're a very beautiful young lady.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=FF0033 face=symbol>Freddie wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF00CC">Anna Banana<h6> :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why am I so ugly?[/QUOTE]
You're a very beautiful young lady.[/QUOTE]


lol. *blushes* :D

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF00CC">Anna Banana<h6> :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why am I so ugly?[/QUOTE] You are not ugly. Even though your mind may tell you that you are sometimes.[/QUOTE]


But what if my mind is saying the truth!? 0_o

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF00CC">Anna Banana<h6> :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF00CC">Anna Banana<h6> :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why am I so ugly?[/QUOTE] You are not ugly. Even though your mind may tell you that you are sometimes.[/QUOTE]


But what if my mind is saying the truth!? 0_o[/QUOTE]
Your mind is corrupt; don't listen to it.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=FF0033 face=symbol>Freddie wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF00CC">Anna Banana<h6> :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF00CC">Anna Banana<h6> :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why am I so ugly?[/QUOTE] You are not ugly. Even though your mind may tell you that you are sometimes.[/QUOTE]


But what if my mind is saying the truth!? 0_o[/QUOTE]
Your mind is corrupt; don't listen to it.[/QUOTE]


Good enough for me :D

Why use a gun to make yourself be the bigger man than you really are?

Why do some girls act like they think they're ugly, just to get the guys to tell them otherwise?

Why are so many girls insecure and way too hard on themselves? They are not crap or trash. So why?

These two last questions are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too deep.

I ask myself the same question with some guys :P

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why do some girls act like they think they're ugly, just to get the guys to tell them otherwise?[/QUOTE]



THAT...is SUCH a good question.....


They probably do it to boost their self-confidence...to make them feel even better about themselves and to show off...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF00CC">Anna Banana<h6> :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why am I still not Robert Plant?[/QUOTE]


You must grow your hair out more.[/QUOTE]`

I'm almost there. Isn't it about time that I suddenly transform into Robert Plant?