[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>?Sasha wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Hadrian wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jimmy"Popeye"Doyle wrote: [/QUOTENAME]What is the essence of a man?
What is the meaning of life?
How long is a piece of string?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Right, those are my questions. Now I'm off home for a cup of coffee, a nice piece of cake and my old chair by the fire.[/QUOTE]
Musk
There is no meaning. We just exist
3x-3
0 - doesn't make cellulase[/QUOTE]
Actually, the answer to number 4 is...A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Carry on...[/QUOTE]
Nope. Telling you, without cellulase, it wouldn't chuck wood, because it couldn't digest it.
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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
How many purposes does a banana have?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
--it's the monomer in the acrylic
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
--they are older and 'heavier'
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
--yes, it's part of the uniform
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
--because he's Darth
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
--not going there
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
--gay
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--it's the monomer in the acrylic
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
--they are older and 'heavier'
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
--yes, it's part of the uniform
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
--because he's Darth
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
--not going there
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
--gay
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=FF0033 face=symbol>Freddie wrote: [/QUOTENAME]How many purposes does a banana have?[/QUOTE]
One primarily, and that is nutrition. What you plan on doing with it later, is up to you.
One primarily, and that is nutrition. What you plan on doing with it later, is up to you.
Do you like sausages?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jimmy"Popeye"Doyle wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Do you like sausages?[/QUOTE]
Only if they're Polish
Only if they're Polish
How does Freddie Kruger wipe his butt?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote:[/QUOTENAME]
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
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Er..wouldn't the king be like, impeached from the throne or something?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
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Er..wouldn't the king be like, impeached from the throne or something?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME]How does Freddie Kruger wipe his butt?
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He uses his claws to stab a toilet paper roll XDD
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He uses his claws to stab a toilet paper roll XDD
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]la paix wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote:[/QUOTENAME]
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
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Er..wouldn't the king be like, impeached from the throne or something?[/QUOTE]
Only in the sanded down regions of the netherworld, that stretch out wide beyond the borders of the few civilized lands that still there lie, islands in the stream of barbarism, where the man can be himself, as the woman herself, without the need to restrain the feelings most natural to them.
Needless to say they abolished royalty a long time ago there.
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
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Er..wouldn't the king be like, impeached from the throne or something?[/QUOTE]
Only in the sanded down regions of the netherworld, that stretch out wide beyond the borders of the few civilized lands that still there lie, islands in the stream of barbarism, where the man can be himself, as the woman herself, without the need to restrain the feelings most natural to them.
Needless to say they abolished royalty a long time ago there.
How many letters and parcels etc. did Postman Pat deliver in his career?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jimmy"Popeye"Doyle wrote: [/QUOTENAME]How many letters and parcels etc. did Postman Pat deliver in his career? [/QUOTE]
3,479 :D :D :D :D :D I iz smartz
3,479 :D :D :D :D :D I iz smartz
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME]How does Freddie Kruger wipe his butt?
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It was burnt in the fire. He doesn't have one now
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It was burnt in the fire. He doesn't have one now
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jimmy"Popeye"Doyle wrote: [/QUOTENAME]How many letters and parcels etc. did Postman Pat deliver in his career?[/QUOTE]
Good one. I happen to know Postman Pat very well.
Postcards = 45,789
Letters = 4,597,122
Parcels = 1,001,491
You have to remember that these numbers would be down nowadays with the advent of e-mail.
Good one. I happen to know Postman Pat very well.
Postcards = 45,789
Letters = 4,597,122
Parcels = 1,001,491
You have to remember that these numbers would be down nowadays with the advent of e-mail.