Odd Story

Today at school I was sitting in Spanish class at about 10:30. And then I look at my pencil and I say "Why are so many pencils orange?". And then I set the pencil down on the desk.

And then, on the way home, I stepped in gum.

What is up with our universe, anyway?

I'll tell you, this universe is so fucked. I pity the fool who actually thinks we live in a normal universe. You know, it's not healthy to be talking to your pencils. We put people like you in mental wards.

Today in choir I sat fascinated by the fact that I have bones under my skin.

I've also been fascinated with being alive, and my cats being alive - and everything working and not suddenly collapsing.

It's odd, because I wasn't even remotely high at the time. I guess I've just easily amused.

I really think Dunkin Donuts makes great iced lattes, particularly with lots of whipped cream, sugar, and caramel.

I think that I can't wait to meet Jake Shears...

actually, I probably wont care when I meet him because I felt the same before I went and met Arj Barker (my comic Hero) and also when I met Cal Wilson (my other comic hero) so...

actually... why do people want other people's autographs?
if you can meet someone famous, I wouldn't ask them to sign something, I'd talk to them and get to know them...by that I mean get to know what they're like in "real" life rather than what you see on T.V and read on the interweb

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Today in choir I sat fascinated by the fact that I have bones under my skin.
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Reading this gave me the uncontrollable urge to touch my arm and feel the bones in there..

:D

Ya know. They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]yamaha wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Ya know. They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing...[/QUOTE]

It's kinda like how you never seen ginger ging.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]yamaha wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Ya know. They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing...[/QUOTE]



best quote ever. ever.



ever.



and charles, i tihnk its fasciating as well. were living breathing communicating creatures then we die and were just a pile of bones and dust.

I told my sister today about how a few weeks (or months) ago I just suddenly asked myself, 'Who was the person that invented stairs?'

I also like to think about parallel universes, and the fact that I'm alive as well, and er, all that other stuff.

I also came up with this thought about er, what if time suddenly just ended and time just started over again, or something like that...and time travel, lol.

The thing that freaks me out the most is this: What if there was no God (or whoever created the universe in the beginning). I mean, if you just think, where did that person come from in the first place? No known force in the universe could've created a God. And let's just suppose there was no such person. Nothing would exist anymore. All the planets, the stars, the nebulas...it would all just be a black void. But, if you think about it even deeper, the black void wouldn't even exist, would it? Freaky stuff, lemme tell ya.

I still wanna know,
Which came first:
the chicken or the egg...or the dinosaur?

The chicken. Mainly 'cause I said.

Who decided to create our language?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=Carrot>Green Apple wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Who decided to create our language?[/QUOTE]


http://www.linguatics.com/indoeuropean_languages.htm


:D