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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Sir GH<br><h6>ah yeah</h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I have to yet meet the first person who says...

"I tried sex but I didn't like it"[/QUOTE]

Have you asked people you had sex with?
;)

(joking, joking!)[/QUOTE]

LOL

Honestly I think my first girlfriend did.
Let's just say that either she was extremely hard to please, or I was too naive and inexperienced. Hence why she dumped me.[/QUOTE]

Maybe both?
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Quite Possibly
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]azzadude wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Its even better when you have three people.. [/QUOTE]

Two guys and a girl?

HAHAHA
"Please buy my upcoming album... I need the money"
Is it true that if you don't use it, you...lose it?
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iGSM wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Is it true that if you don't use it, you...lose it?[/QUOTE]

Don't know. Ask Raf.
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Donna13 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]azzadude wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iGSM wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Is it true that if you don't use it, you...lose it?[/QUOTE]

Don't know. Ask Raf.[/QUOTE]


LOL!!!!! Good call![/QUOTE]

We need sex for survival of the species. However, azzadude, there is another body part which is even more important for survival in the short term. Hint: it is in the top half of the body.[/QUOTE]

My vocal chords aren't essential for the survival of the species, but thanks for the compliment ;-P
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Sex is the 2nd best way to burn of calories in the home.The first is running up and down the stair repetitivly
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=dark red>WhiteQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Sex is the 2nd best way to burn of calories in the home.The first is running up and down the stair repetitivly[/QUOTE]

In other words: sex is the best way to burn off categories in the home.
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exactly!I found that quite amusing!You hear of governments complaining of how so many people are overweight and should loose weight, they should promote sex, like:

Sick of flumpin?Then get humpin'

Catchy
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=dark red>WhiteQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME]exactly!I found that quite amusing!You hear of governments complaining of how so many people are overweight and should loose weight, they should promote sex, like:

Sick of flumpin?Then get humpin'

Catchy[/QUOTE]

I'll try it as a chat up line, sometime:

"Hi, I need to get into better shape. Wanna help?"
"Errr..."
"Great. Let's fuck!"

Somehow, I feel a black eye or two coming up...
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=dark red>WhiteQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME]exactly!I found that quite amusing!You hear of governments complaining of how so many people are overweight and should loose weight, they should promote sex, like:

Sick of flumpin?Then get humpin'

Catchy[/QUOTE]

I'll try it as a chat up line, sometime:

"Hi, I need to get into better shape. Wanna help?"
"Errr..."
"Great. Let's fuck!"

Somehow, I feel a black eye or two coming up...[/QUOTE]

LMAO!!!!! YES!!!!

You wouldn't look nice with black eyes, would ya now????? Don't risk it, man!

:D
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=dark red>WhiteQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME]exactly!I found that quite amusing!You hear of governments complaining of how so many people are overweight and should loose weight, they should promote sex, like:

Sick of flumpin?Then get humpin'

Catchy[/QUOTE]

I'll try it as a chat up line, sometime:

"Hi, I need to get into better shape. Wanna help?"
"Errr..."
"Great. Let's fuck!"

Somehow, I feel a black eye or two coming up...[/QUOTE]

LMAO!!!!! YES!!!!

You wouldn't look nice with black eyes, would ya now????? Don't risk it, man!

:D[/QUOTE]


tell them theyre sunglasses >.>
why pay the visit when the visit is free? "this shitty guitar wont play what i want! it only knows three chords!"
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=Mercury>Larry Lurex's Girl wrote: [/QUOTENAME]My mum sat in here and we looked up gay porn together... that one I don't understand...[/QUOTE]

Let's call it free-thinking...and never mention it again XD[/QUOTE]

Why not? Embarrassed that the pics of you made it on the net? You and Thijs? lol.
Hello you rock and rollers!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Crezchi wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=Mercury>Larry Lurex's Girl wrote: [/QUOTENAME]My mum sat in here and we looked up gay porn together... that one I don't understand...[/QUOTE]

Let's call it free-thinking...and never mention it again XD[/QUOTE]

Why not? Embarrassed that the pics of you made it on the net? You and Thijs? lol.[/QUOTE]

I don't know what worries me more, the fact that you imagine me and Thijs doing something, or the hope you cherish that you might find pics of the event...
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