my virtual party {hic!!!}

for the last 50 weeks ive been on a shit load of prescription pills to combat my diabetes and a severely fractured left foot and even though im still waiting to see a surgeon regarding said foot my G.P has finally taken me off ALL my medication.
i finally feel like my old me again,its been a very tough year but ive done it
my blood sugar levels are now under control by diet only.
therefore im throwing a virtual party and everyone is invited.
there will be virtual booze and other goodies for those who like that sort of thing.
there will be a virtual Queen karaoke and disco so you can all sing along and request any song you like to hear,virtually.
the party will carry on til the last person goes and there will be virtual fireworks throughout the event,but feel free to lite your own with me.
so cheers my darlings and ENJOY!!

ive just lit the first virtual rocket.a glistening red whizz,and MY LIFE HAS BEEN SAVED is accompanying the pyrotechnic...woooooo!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME] Three cheers for Jox! HIP HIP HOORAY! ... HIP HIP HOORAY! ... HIP HIP HOORAY![/QUOTE]

have a virtual beer danny!

How old do you have to be to virtually drink?

*starts the virtual Queen jukebox and plays Party*

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=space>sweden_man wrote: [/QUOTENAME]How old do you have to be to virtually drink?[/QUOTE]
as old as you like.grab a virtual beer,theres virtual strippers in the parlour room and the virtual song playing at the moment is party.
get ready for the next virtual firework,its called a sonic boom,let me know if you here it..

there it goes...BOOM! hope you all heard it..
the virtual jukebox is now playing brighton rock and im cracking open the virtual jack daniel's

I believe the virtual song Party is over, so I think I'll play Don't Stop Me Now.

(Music starts and sweden_man grabs a beer and walks into the next room to watch the smokin' hot strippers who I hope are female)

*edit*
I didn't see the previous post at the time, so Don't Stop Me Now will play after Brighton Rock.

the virtual male strippers for those inclined are in the virtual study room,a virtual john deacon is in the parlour.

Everybody do the waltz!!! *The Millionaire Waltz starts being played*

Come on! Don't be shy!

the next firework called a shining wizard is next off,it is very colourful,and should be seen for miles.
john seems preoccupied for some reason.
theres a chill out room next to the parlour

I volunteer to be the designated driver, so drink away, folks.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]beautifulsoup wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I volunteer to be the designated driver, so drink away, folks.[/QUOTE]
welcome,and enjoy the party!
theres virtual non alcholic drinks in the cooler in the kitchen if you want one

I just grabbed my 5th virtual beer and try to play Bicycle Race on the jukebox, but some song by Britney Spears starts playing. Some guy looks at me weird, so I just kick the jukebox really hard and Bicycle Race starts playing. The guy walks away and I feel really embarrassed.

im gonna grab a virtual beer and enjoy the company for a while.would someone else like to lite the next firework.?

Errrr....*virtually sits and doesn't dance with anyone......*