I am formulating a plan...

to go to Australia and kill iGSM and dispose of his body.

Any suggestions on how I can do this and get away with it would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

AAAAAH so cute :D

This is your first killing right? :D

He has to be death so he can't accuse you of murder.

Seduce him with your knowledge of cricket and he'll be yours.

Alternately, tell him you've got front-row tickets to The 'oo for all of their Aussie concerts and he'll do the deed for you, without any messy remains. But let him at least see them before he dies, k?

But I really enjoyed being alive.

I would probably kill myself by getting the largest breasted stipper in the world, right? Then I would get plenty of money and a gigantic cake and give them to me. Seeing what a materialistic piece of ass cake I had become I would commit suicide.

Real nice, Sasha. Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal nice.

Any other suggestions are welcome to how Sasha could kill me. Make me watching Growing Pains? *shudder*

Watch Felicity.

so sasha will be bringing out the 'evil twin' name again? ;-)

Lock iGSM in a room with me. With no music, no TV, no books and nothing that could entertain or amuse him.

He'll either kill me or kill himself.

Either way you'll be happy. :-P

I love all and sundry.

Except Garl Glittergold.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Lock iGSM in a room with me. With no music, no TV, no books and nothing that could entertain or amuse him.

He'll either kill me or kill himself.

Either way you'll be happy. :-P[/QUOTE]


That's actually a pretty damn good idea.

Shutttttttttttttttttt uppa you face. In this country we drive on the left, call our boots trunks, our elephants 'land beasts' and Willy Wonka was our Prime 'Rib' Minister for 3 weeks

Ask me anything about Australia! I will tell you the answer! Like who invented jam and where did we get the idea for the Sydney Opera House!

Also Heather Lockheed-Martin.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iGSM wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Shutttttttttttttttttt uppa you face. In this country we drive on the left, call our boots trunks, our elephants 'land beasts' and Willy Wonka was our Prime 'Rib' Minister for 3 weeks

Ask me anything about Australia! I will tell you the answer! Like who invented jam and where did we get the idea for the Sydney Opera House!

Also Heather Lockheed-Martin.[/QUOTE]
How many times did Adam Clayton (U2's bass player) farted on stage while Zoo TV - Live From Sydney was being recorded?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iGSM wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Shutttttttttttttttttt uppa you face. In this country we drive on the left, call our boots trunks, our elephants 'land beasts' and Willy Wonka was our Prime 'Rib' Minister for 3 weeks

Ask me anything about Australia! I will tell you the answer! Like who invented jam and where did we get the idea for the Sydney Opera House!

Also Heather Lockheed-Martin.[/QUOTE]



See why he must die?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>?Sasha wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Lock iGSM in a room with me. With no music, no TV, no books and nothing that could entertain or amuse him.

He'll either kill me or kill himself.

Either way you'll be happy. :-P[/QUOTE]


That's actually a pretty damn good idea.[/QUOTE]

If you'd be even MORE inhumane, you'd make it said room, but add Raf.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>?Sasha wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iGSM wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Shutttttttttttttttttt uppa you face. In this country we drive on the left, call our boots trunks, our elephants 'land beasts' and Willy Wonka was our Prime 'Rib' Minister for 3 weeks

Ask me anything about Australia! I will tell you the answer! Like who invented jam and where did we get the idea for the Sydney Opera House!

Also Heather Lockheed-Martin.[/QUOTE]



See why he must die?[/QUOTE]

I'm a bleeding heart. Can we try re-education first? If it fails, he's all yours.