Allright people, soon you all have to realise that the world is going to be mine. I've calculated the change of me ruling the world and it's 1 to 3 millions. And since the existence of the world I have not ruled yet. So soon it shall be my turn. I will be the boss arround here and you 'd better like it.
If god doesn't give me the throne to the world out of free will (wich he'll most probably will do, I mean he's god he has got a good pair of brains) I will force you people giving me the command. I will threaten you with doing the one and only "Holy Daja Dance" on national television, this imagine will strike you down and every time you close your eyes it will follow you. After my first threat I will threaten again and perhaps a view times more.
As soon as I'm king of the world I first have some bussines to take care of I kill all capitalists,all Yugashima's and all people with gardengnooms.
We will stop working and party all year long, drink only the best whisky and enjoy the finest meat. I will open a million more of cinema's and my films will domenate these cinema's.
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I was going to add killing people that choose to be virgin before marriage but - eventually - they are murdered by their own couples.
I'll also recommend to destroy all copies of the Phantom of the Opera featuring Gerard Butler.
I'll also recommend to destroy all copies of the Phantom of the Opera featuring Gerard Butler.
Oh! Can I be your regimes' official spell checker?
Correct:
change to chance
arround to around
wich to which
imagine to image
view to few (my personal fave)
bussines to business (a close second)
gardengnooms to garden gnomes (very cute tho)
whisky to whiskey
and
domenate to dominate
xD
Correct:
change to chance
arround to around
wich to which
imagine to image
view to few (my personal fave)
bussines to business (a close second)
gardengnooms to garden gnomes (very cute tho)
whisky to whiskey
and
domenate to dominate
xD
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>?Sasha wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Oh! Can I be your regimes' official spell checker?
Correct:
whisky to whiskey
xD[/QUOTE]
Both spellings are acceptable. Its a regional thing.
I will defend my little corner of the world for all eternity. Nobody will defeat me.
Correct:
whisky to whiskey
xD[/QUOTE]
Both spellings are acceptable. Its a regional thing.
I will defend my little corner of the world for all eternity. Nobody will defeat me.
You're putting the Dick into Dictator.
It also works with 'tater'.
It also works with 'tater'.
Thanks for the the heads-up.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=black>Dennis Daja<h6>QZs Dio wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Allright people, soon you all have to realise that the world is going to be mine. I've calculated the change of me ruling the world and it's 1 to 3 millions. And since the existence of the world I have not ruled yet. So soon it shall be my turn. I will be the boss arround here and you 'd better like it.
If god doesn't give me the throne to the world out of free will (wich he'll most probably will do, I mean he's god he has got a good pair of brains) I will force you people giving me the command. I will threaten you with doing the one and only "Holy Daja Dance" on national television, this imagine will strike you down and every time you close your eyes it will follow you. After my first threat I will threaten again and perhaps a view times more.
As soon as I'm king of the world I first have some bussines to take care of I kill all capitalists,all Yugashima's and all people with gardengnooms.
We will stop working and party all year long, drink only the best whisky and enjoy the finest meat. I will open a million more of cinema's and my films will domenate these cinema's.[/QUOTE]
Dennis, as your friend, can I ask you a favor since you're gonna be the King of the World???
If god doesn't give me the throne to the world out of free will (wich he'll most probably will do, I mean he's god he has got a good pair of brains) I will force you people giving me the command. I will threaten you with doing the one and only "Holy Daja Dance" on national television, this imagine will strike you down and every time you close your eyes it will follow you. After my first threat I will threaten again and perhaps a view times more.
As soon as I'm king of the world I first have some bussines to take care of I kill all capitalists,all Yugashima's and all people with gardengnooms.
We will stop working and party all year long, drink only the best whisky and enjoy the finest meat. I will open a million more of cinema's and my films will domenate these cinema's.[/QUOTE]
Dennis, as your friend, can I ask you a favor since you're gonna be the King of the World???
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC66CC>Marial-B wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=black>Dennis Daja<h6>QZs Dio wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Allright people, soon you all have to realise that the world is going to be mine. I've calculated the change of me ruling the world and it's 1 to 3 millions. And since the existence of the world I have not ruled yet. So soon it shall be my turn. I will be the boss arround here and you 'd better like it.
If god doesn't give me the throne to the world out of free will (wich he'll most probably will do, I mean he's god he has got a good pair of brains) I will force you people giving me the command. I will threaten you with doing the one and only "Holy Daja Dance" on national television, this imagine will strike you down and every time you close your eyes it will follow you. After my first threat I will threaten again and perhaps a view times more.
As soon as I'm king of the world I first have some bussines to take care of I kill all capitalists,all Yugashima's and all people with gardengnooms.
We will stop working and party all year long, drink only the best whisky and enjoy the finest meat. I will open a million more of cinema's and my films will domenate these cinema's.[/QUOTE]
Dennis, as your friend, can I ask you a favor since you're gonna be the King of the World???[/QUOTE]
If that favor is "Can I suck you", sure why not?
If god doesn't give me the throne to the world out of free will (wich he'll most probably will do, I mean he's god he has got a good pair of brains) I will force you people giving me the command. I will threaten you with doing the one and only "Holy Daja Dance" on national television, this imagine will strike you down and every time you close your eyes it will follow you. After my first threat I will threaten again and perhaps a view times more.
As soon as I'm king of the world I first have some bussines to take care of I kill all capitalists,all Yugashima's and all people with gardengnooms.
We will stop working and party all year long, drink only the best whisky and enjoy the finest meat. I will open a million more of cinema's and my films will domenate these cinema's.[/QUOTE]
Dennis, as your friend, can I ask you a favor since you're gonna be the King of the World???[/QUOTE]
If that favor is "Can I suck you", sure why not?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>?Sasha wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Oh! Can I be your regimes' official spell checker?
Correct:
change to chance
arround to around
wich to which
imagine to image
view to few (my personal fave)
bussines to business (a close second)
gardengnooms to garden gnomes (very cute tho)
whisky to whiskey
and
domenate to dominate
xD[/QUOTE]
Well my spelling is correct, it is the english dialect of Dajacisch. With other words GET USED TO IT.
Correct:
change to chance
arround to around
wich to which
imagine to image
view to few (my personal fave)
bussines to business (a close second)
gardengnooms to garden gnomes (very cute tho)
whisky to whiskey
and
domenate to dominate
xD[/QUOTE]
Well my spelling is correct, it is the english dialect of Dajacisch. With other words GET USED TO IT.
^FINE THEN!!! But your grammar sucks!
What about a literary counter-revolution, Sasha?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME]What about a literary counter-revolution, Sasha?[/QUOTE]
Nah..too easy.
XD
Nah..too easy.
XD
So? That's what revolutions are about.
Well if this step isn't a revolution it's at least fun.
Granted. But your English is a crime against the Revolution XD