Let's get positive.

Murder = Only idiots commit them so they go to jail and we get rid of them. 50% of the cases.

Rape = Ugly women/men can ask for a reenactment of the case.

Heroin = It kills morons.

Cockadink = They eventually die too.

Monica Lewinsky = Her knees are made of Titanium.

Bill Clinton's cigar (the one he dipped in Monica) = Got lost inside her.

Painful Death = If you're dead you can't feel the pain.

Bird Shit = It doesn't smell.

Britney Spears = Her "musical" career is dead.

Bawbie Bell = Good he lives in Kansas and doesn't here.

Spammers = They increase sites' traffic and raise their monetary profits.

Lollipops = You can suck them and people won't think you're gay.

Bridges = If you're sailing, they protect you from Sun (during a sunny day) for about 5 seconds average.

Dink Weeds = They can hide the weed you smoke.

Magic Wheat = Is not magic.

Lint = It will keep away from your crib that allergic & annoying friend you have.

Snowplow = They are sexy.

Bruce N Dale = No idea who they are but they seem to be positive fuckaz.

Freddie Mercury = He was gay and never married Mary Austin or he'd have ended up homeless and in bankruptcy.

Brian Wilson = He never was a surfer.

Bruce Almstrum = His wife was blind.

Shady Blackbelt = Another nice fucka I don't know.

George Bush = Who?

Klaus Meine = Thank God he wore that hat almost all the time.

Beating On Women = No idea about that movie.

Car accident..... :/

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan. wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Lollipops = You can suck them and people won't think you're gay.
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Sooo true :P

Cligs.