a grand slam in the world series that is.
and he hit the game winning grand slam off a pitch by john elway. and then freddie forgot to touch home plate so he had to run the bases all over again. and then brian may met freddie at home plate with some hard rock candy and some cotton candy. roger and john were also on the team. roger had a batting average of .234 and john liked to play air hockey with his wife.
what if? what if?
what if brian may was gay and john and roger were gay too? that would be funny. what if freddie didn't know how to use a cell phone?
what if?
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What if Freddie was a Crocodile Hunter?
What if Freddie was straight?
Or what if you did try suicide?
Or what if you did try suicide?
What if straight people were Freddie?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Saif wrote: [/QUOTENAME]What if straight people were Freddie?[/QUOTE]
Mur?
Mur?
what if people stopped what-iffing and started talking about reality again?
Who is John Elway? And why are there only American teams in the WORLD Series?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=FF0033 face=symbol>Freddie wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Saif wrote: [/QUOTENAME]What if straight people were Freddie?[/QUOTE]
Mur?[/QUOTE]
LOL!
Mur?[/QUOTE]
LOL!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Drowse1 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Who is John Elway? And why are there only American teams in the WORLD Series? [/QUOTE]
he was in Dallas,had a brother called Bobby who fell asleep in the shower for 3 years.
he was in Dallas,had a brother called Bobby who fell asleep in the shower for 3 years.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Audacity of Charles wrote :[/QUOTENAME]
What if...
Your neighbour turns out to be a barking mad scientist who's turned his washer into a time machine and one day you sneak in and go for a spin cycle back in time and end up plopped in the front row to see Queen at Wembley and about the time they're doing "Tear it Up", an improbably built space-ship lands on stage and four aliens who look like unnecessarily perfect clones of Burt Reynolds take Freddie aside and (in voices loud enough to be picked up by the microphone) explain that it is of the utmost importance that they whisk him away to perform numerous anal-probic tests that would be preposterously similar to their having sex with him ?[/QUOTE]
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I couldn't resist going and finding that... : P
What if...
Your neighbour turns out to be a barking mad scientist who's turned his washer into a time machine and one day you sneak in and go for a spin cycle back in time and end up plopped in the front row to see Queen at Wembley and about the time they're doing "Tear it Up", an improbably built space-ship lands on stage and four aliens who look like unnecessarily perfect clones of Burt Reynolds take Freddie aside and (in voices loud enough to be picked up by the microphone) explain that it is of the utmost importance that they whisk him away to perform numerous anal-probic tests that would be preposterously similar to their having sex with him ?[/QUOTE]
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I couldn't resist going and finding that... : P
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Audacity of Charles wrote :[/QUOTENAME]
What if...
Your neighbour turns out to be a barking mad scientist who's turned his washer into a time machine and one day you sneak in and go for a spin cycle back in time and end up plopped in the front row to see Queen at Wembley and about the time they're doing "Tear it Up", an improbably built space-ship lands on stage and four aliens who look like unnecessarily perfect clones of Burt Reynolds take Freddie aside and (in voices loud enough to be picked up by the microphone) explain that it is of the utmost importance that they whisk him away to perform numerous anal-probic tests that would be preposterously similar to their having sex with him ?[/QUOTE]
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I couldn't resist going and finding that... : P[/QUOTE]
I remember !
xD
What if...
Your neighbour turns out to be a barking mad scientist who's turned his washer into a time machine and one day you sneak in and go for a spin cycle back in time and end up plopped in the front row to see Queen at Wembley and about the time they're doing "Tear it Up", an improbably built space-ship lands on stage and four aliens who look like unnecessarily perfect clones of Burt Reynolds take Freddie aside and (in voices loud enough to be picked up by the microphone) explain that it is of the utmost importance that they whisk him away to perform numerous anal-probic tests that would be preposterously similar to their having sex with him ?[/QUOTE]
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I couldn't resist going and finding that... : P[/QUOTE]
I remember !
xD
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Drowse1 wrote: [/QUOTENAME] And why are there only American teams in the WORLD Series? [/QUOTE]
Ya know, I too have always wondered that! We should so send a team over, that'd be funny. It'd be like America joining the tri nations and super 14. And since I'm on the super 14 subjeict, GO THE 'CANES!
Ya know, I too have always wondered that! We should so send a team over, that'd be funny. It'd be like America joining the tri nations and super 14. And since I'm on the super 14 subjeict, GO THE 'CANES!