the bachelor party thread!

since theres something in the water, and lotsa people are getting engaged i figure we should throw a bachelor party for these people!

*puts on party hat*

who's bringing the cake? i got some tequila sunrises over here!

*puts a bachelor party hat on*

Get the hands-on strippers! NOW!

stereo cranked
[walks off to powder his nose]

Where's da stripper :D??????

*throws confetti*

Who wants me to shave their heads like dear old Britney? I don't charge even! [:

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Who wants me to shave their heads like dear old Britney? I don't charge even! [:[/QUOTE] Lets tie someone up and shave them. [/QUOTE]

donald trump or vince mcmahon?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]joxerthemighty wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Who wants me to shave their heads like dear old Britney? I don't charge even! [:[/QUOTE] Lets tie someone up and shave them. [/QUOTE]

donald trump or vince mcmahon? [/QUOTE]

Trump , yo

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC66CC>Marial-B wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Where's da stripper :D??????

*throws confetti*[/QUOTE] Can everyone quiet down for a minute! So i can call the nearest strip club and ask them to send a girl over right away! [/QUOTE]

I Wanna Guy

*turns up radio*

woohoo!!!! who has glow-paint? i got some blacklights!

*Chucks dead rat into crowd*

Uh-oh! Where is Corey Feldman!?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]la paix wrote: [/QUOTENAME]*Chucks dead rat into crowd*[/QUOTE]

Lmaooooo. Ewwwww, Ravie you naughty girl!!!!! =P

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=Blue>Hard Core Berries wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC66CC>Marial-B wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Where's da stripper :D??????

*throws confetti*[/QUOTE] Can everyone quiet down for a minute! So i can call the nearest strip club and ask them to send a girl over right away! [/QUOTE]

I Wanna Guy[/QUOTE]

Me too :P

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC66CC>Marial-B wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=Blue>Hard Core Berries wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC66CC>Marial-B wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Where's da stripper :D??????

*throws confetti*[/QUOTE] Can everyone quiet down for a minute! So i can call the nearest strip club and ask them to send a girl over right away! [/QUOTE]

I Wanna Guy[/QUOTE]

Me too :P[/QUOTE]

Let's vote.. I want a girl!!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=Blue>Hard Core Berries wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC66CC>Marial-B wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Where's da stripper :D??????

*throws confetti*[/QUOTE] Can everyone quiet down for a minute! So i can call the nearest strip club and ask them to send a girl over right away! [/QUOTE]

I Wanna Guy[/QUOTE] O.k., in order to keep everyone happy i will now call the nearest male strip club and ask them to send a guy over right away. Everybody pipe down so i can make the call![/QUOTE]

jox is entertaining the ladies with a special dance in his sequined illuminous pink thong

''dontcha wish your boyfriend was hot like me,dontcha''

whether they are impressed or not is another thing entirely,mind