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Time to confess... here's my list:

- some kind of little hook thing to hold up a clothesline (when I was very little, only item ever stolen from a regular store)

- someone's jockstrap from the floor of the locker room in 7th grade (ah yeah)

- a bottle of Horsey Sauce from a table at Arby's (instant karma: when it was nearly empty I discovered a fly in it, no shit)

- many ashtrays from various fast food places (just slip 'em in the sack!)

- $10 extra change given to me at KFC which I kept

I think that's it. And all of the above was prior to 1994 I believe.. I dunno why I remember that but anyway. So am I going to hell?
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I so far haven't progressed from plastic cutlery from The Curry House (for when we have brie cheese and crackers in the mall..long story) but the ammount of people I know who used to steal those lolly pops that had the spice girls stickers in them and Pro-Yo's fro Deka is staggering!
"Either this kid has a lightbulb up his ass or his colon has a great idea"
I stole a packet of Pokemon cards when I was about 10.

I think that's it.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=009966>?Freya? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I stole a packet of Pokemon cards when I was about 10.

I think that's it.[/QUOTE]

People stole those from Deka too! Ahh, they really needed a security guard at that place, no wonder it shut down
"Either this kid has a lightbulb up his ass or his colon has a great idea"
I stole toothpaste once. Damn advertisements.

Also marbles from my cousin and a Gameboy too. It was fucked so...less stealing and more liberating.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
I've never stolen anything, quite honestly.

Having said that, I do agree with a Dutch bisshop (yes, really, I agree with a religious leader here) who has stated that if one is too poor to buy food, he/she may steal it.
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Haha.

I stole a little 5 cent bottle of that crap, it's like tongue drops. I think I was around 4 years old.

Oh, and I stole this cat from my neighbor. They still don't know I have it. They thought it ran away, and they even had a little funeral...

:P
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I used to steal people's cigarettes when I was little. If I saw someone smoking, I'd take their cigarette and say, "Your going to die, you know."
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I stole Lenny from Karen when I was sixteen......


;-)
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I stole money from my parents. I stole cigarettes from my Mom. That's all I've ever stolen. But the money added up quite a bit.
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I've never stolen anything in my life.

Maybe when I was younger, I might've stolen stuff from my brother (in that case I would've given it back), but never from a business.
"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy." (Jim Rohn)
A rubber from primary school
A rubber from my next door neighbour (Sorry Doris!)
A penny sweet.

I think I was around 6 when these incidents happened.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=Puce>Dobbies<font size=1>Wot wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Haha.


Oh, and I stole this cat from my neighbor. They still don't know I have it. They thought it ran away, and they even had a little funeral...

:P

[/QUOTE]

Wow. That's more like kidnapping. You're evil. :)

*catnapping
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