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Freddie Mercury vs Bono?

I think Bono although he is a midget would cream Freddie Mercury.

Bono is chunky, and probably could take a few punches whereas Freddie is skinny, and would crumble.

Bono 1
Freddie 0
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I've got another game for you; it's great fun:

Take a half pint of ammonia, mix that with a quarter pint methylated spirits, dissolve some pipe cleaner in that (watch out, it'll get hot) and pour into a nice big glass. Serve warm with a touch of cyanide and drink in a single go, please!!!
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I've got another game for you; it's great fun:

Take a half pint of ammonia, mix that with a quarter pint methylated spirits, dissolve some pipe cleaner in that (watch out, it'll get hot) and pour into a nice big glass. Serve warm with a touch of cyanide and drink in a single go, please!!![/QUOTE]

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"Fuck today, it's tomorrow." - Freddie Mercury
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I've got another game for you; it's great fun:

Take a half pint of ammonia, mix that with a quarter pint methylated spirits, dissolve some pipe cleaner in that (watch out, it'll get hot) and pour into a nice big glass. Serve warm with a touch of cyanide and drink in a single go, please!!![/QUOTE]

Is that a secret family recipe?
Edit: *silence*
John: "It's the one thing I wish I could do - sing."
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I've got another game for you; it's great fun:

Take a half pint of ammonia, mix that with a quarter pint methylated spirits, dissolve some pipe cleaner in that (watch out, it'll get hot) and pour into a nice big glass. Serve warm with a touch of cyanide and drink in a single go, please!!! [/QUOTE]

rofl :D
Freddie, of course.
John hated Hot Space. Frederick's favourite singer was not Paul Rodgers. Roger didn't compose 'Innuendo.' 'Bohemian Rhapsody' hasn't got 180 vocal overdubs.
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"Either this kid has a lightbulb up his ass or his colon has a great idea"
Freddie would take him down to Chinatown.
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Next: Brian May vs Roger Taylor?

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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Freddie would take him down to Chinatown.[/QUOTE]

"He was a funky China man, from funky Chinatown"
"Either this kid has a lightbulb up his ass or his colon has a great idea"
Wasn't Freddie a great boxer and runner when he was young? That way he could punch Bono and then run like lightning. Great mix!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Freddie Mercury vs Bono?

I think Bono although he is a midget would cream Freddie Mercury.

Bono is chunky, and probably could take a few punches whereas Freddie is skinny, and would crumble.

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1. Freddie is dead.
2. Freddie is beyond skinny, as he is dead.
3. Do you mean Bono would cream Freddie in a gay sense? God will smite you if you are encouraging gay sex, he will smite you again for your gay, midget fetish sex fantasies, and triple smite you for your gay, midget, necrophiliac fetish sex fantasies.
4. Good call on Bono winning. Bad call on posting your gay sex fantasies on QZ.
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You can't get blood from a stone.

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