Just to let you know I am now officially in the family way. I am delighted to announce I am the proud father (although in a certain light she does look suspiciously like a so-called pal of mine) of a baby girl.
Born on March 8th weighing a strapping 8lb 9oz, we have called her Hannah Jayne and she is absolutely beautiful, but what would you expect with quality genes like hers?
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Wow.. Flashy.. great news!! Congratulations to you and the mother of your beautiful daughter!
Flashman strikes again!!
Flashman strikes again!!
Congratulations and best wishes to you and the Mrs. I'm sure Hannah Jayne is lovely, enjoy her!
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! :D
Congratulations - you must be overjoyed :)
From now on sleep is not an option and money is only worth half of what it used to be. She will spit her milk on your best suit and you won't mind. You will take hundreds of photos which look all the same and you'll bore the hell out of your friends with stories about her alleged smartness. The silly proud-father smile will not leave your face and drive away effectively all intelligent people near you.
You lucky bastard:)
From now on sleep is not an option and money is only worth half of what it used to be. She will spit her milk on your best suit and you won't mind. You will take hundreds of photos which look all the same and you'll bore the hell out of your friends with stories about her alleged smartness. The silly proud-father smile will not leave your face and drive away effectively all intelligent people near you.
You lucky bastard:)
Flashy a daddy eh?? I wonder what the chaps down at the Gentlemans Club might say!!
Congrats you old cad!
Dave
Congrats you old cad!
Dave
congrats!
congratulations!!
Awwwwww!!! Congrats!!!! You are so in for it though Flashy my dear. Girls are nothing but trouble. Don't ask how I know, although you could ask my Dad. Any chance of a picture of her?
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red><b>Mr Mercury</b> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Flashy a daddy eh?? I wonder what the chaps down at the Gentlemans Club might say!!
Congrats you old cad!
Dave[/QUOTE]
It'll be like that scene from 'Only Fools and Horses':
"Say hello to Daddy!"
All the chaps wave back.
Congrats you old cad!
Dave[/QUOTE]
It'll be like that scene from 'Only Fools and Horses':
"Say hello to Daddy!"
All the chaps wave back.
Well congratulations... but might I suggest you start practicing your warnings to this child about men such as yourself???
Congrats old bean, just don't damn her eyes too soon!
Congratulations! Great news :)
Excellent. Nothing more rewarding than a little twinkly eyed cutie ready to puke over your shoulder :)
Congrats!
Congrats!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]magicalfreddiemercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well congratulations... but might I suggest you start practicing your warnings to this child about men such as yourself???[/QUOTE]
LOL! I was just going to say something along these lines. Once she hits puberty it will be interesting to see how he handles the little boys.
Congrats!
LOL! I was just going to say something along these lines. Once she hits puberty it will be interesting to see how he handles the little boys.
Congrats!