Hehehe, very funny as always.
I even laughed at the one from the beggar, but I couldn't help but think this one was cruel:
"Hold a kitten underwater until the bubbles stop"
Still, great material! :)
Wiley
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YESSSSSS!!!!!! :D :D :D
Now I have a chance to see some of the posts by the LEGEND that is Fatty.
I'd say 'my life is now complete' but that's kinda...sad.
I'd say 'my life is now complete' but that's kinda...sad.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]masterstroke_84 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
51: Tell you to "SHUT UP"[/QUOTE]
You're doomed DOOMED I tell ya
Good to have you back fatty
51: Tell you to "SHUT UP"[/QUOTE]
You're doomed DOOMED I tell ya
Good to have you back fatty
didnt freddie actually snort cocaine off the head of a midget at their infamous Jazz party?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]greaserkat wrote: [/QUOTENAME]didnt freddie actually snort cocaine off the head of a midget at their infamous Jazz party?[/QUOTE]
practically it was a plate not the actual head
practically it was a plate not the actual head
yeah, it was off the plate on top of the midget's head. And I do think he did snort some, i mean come onm you actually think he didnt?
great except the he 47th birthday one, bad taste.
but other wise very good
but other wise very good
very, very good...give blood...jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
Sorry, but it´s really good
Sorry, but it´s really good
51. Hate Bush
52. Catch a Queen + PR show and bitch about how he would be better.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Stick a lit firework up a cat's bottom.
Hang Saddam Hussein.
Watch Little Britain and be baffled at it's popularity.
Get an ASBO.
Be detained under the mental health act.
Give a flying fuck about who shot Phil Mitchell.
Solve a mystery with the aid of 4 kids and their talking dog.
Do a fucking sudoku puzzle.
Vote for Tony Blair.
Shit himself when the T-Rex appears during the Lost Valley level of Tomb Raider.
Get his finger stuck in a Tesco's shopping trolley.
Build a scale model of Lenny Henry from empty yoghurt pots.
Surf the net for porn.
Give any real thought to the diffence between butter and "I Can't believe it's not butter".
Invade a middle eastern country.
Throw bricks through the windows of a suspected kiddie fiddler.
Invent an alternative to the vacum cleaner.
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haha very good =) these have to be my favourites =)
Stick a lit firework up a cat's bottom.
Hang Saddam Hussein.
Watch Little Britain and be baffled at it's popularity.
Get an ASBO.
Be detained under the mental health act.
Give a flying fuck about who shot Phil Mitchell.
Solve a mystery with the aid of 4 kids and their talking dog.
Do a fucking sudoku puzzle.
Vote for Tony Blair.
Shit himself when the T-Rex appears during the Lost Valley level of Tomb Raider.
Get his finger stuck in a Tesco's shopping trolley.
Build a scale model of Lenny Henry from empty yoghurt pots.
Surf the net for porn.
Give any real thought to the diffence between butter and "I Can't believe it's not butter".
Invade a middle eastern country.
Throw bricks through the windows of a suspected kiddie fiddler.
Invent an alternative to the vacum cleaner.
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haha very good =) these have to be my favourites =)
those were pretty good, but he never got to see is 46 b-day!
Superb! They made me laugh!
53. Hear Treasure Moment.