what would roger do

one day roger is out for a walk.he notices a pet store next to a porn store.a-would he choose the animal cat b-the human cat c-choose them both or d-or buys the cat fancy and playboy magazine

thanks-you have made great sense

ok...so les do another situation...

Roger is waling down the street when he sees a beautiful young lady getting abused by her boyfirend verbally and physically..WWRTD?

A.Stop and help her
B.Call the police
C.Just walk on by
D.Beat her boyfriend up.

a and d

I know that this is a what would roger do thread...but this situation involves Roger...

Brian and Freddie are helping Roger move furniture into his house with new painted walls...when they are moving the dresser down the hallway..they hear a big bang. Roger looks to Freddie and asks "Is the wall alright.." there is a big whole in the freshly painted wall,..WWFD?

A.lie to Roger and tell him everything is fine
B.tell him what happened
c.Keep on walking and pretend he never heard Roger
d.drop the dresser on Roger's foot and run

b and d-ha ha

anyone else have a situation...I can't think of one

Across the street Roger sees a woman and her smile broke like a wave upon his face. And she is also with some other pretty face. WWRTD?

"What would Roger do?"

Fuck it if it's female and under 50, insult it if it were male and conservative, beat it up if it was a male music-journalist.

Drive away as fast as he can whilst pretending not to notice anyone in any other scenario, especially in dealing with fans.

Wouldn't he just screw both of them?