[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Vaginas? I should know quite a lot, since I'm supposedly one of the biggest spamming dicks on Queenzone.[/QUOTE]
LOL[/QUOTE]
I want yours. ;)
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The vagina, (from Latin, literally "sheath" or "scabbard" ) is the tubular tract leading from the uterus to the exterior of the body in female placental mammals and marsupials, or to the cloaca in female birds, monotremes, and some reptiles. Female insects and other invertebrates also have a vagina, which is the terminal part of the oviduct. The Latinate plural (rarely used in English) is vaginae.
In common speech, the term "vagina" is often used inaccurately to refer to the vulva or female genitals generally; strictly speaking, the vagina is a specific internal structure and the vulva is the exterior genitalia only.
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Human Anatomy
External view of the vagina.The human vagina is an elastic muscular canal that extends from the cervix to the vulva. [1] Although there is wide anatomical variation the average vagina is 6 to 7 inches (15.24 to 17.78 cm) in length; its elasticity allows it to stretch during sexual intercourse and during birth to offspring. [2] The vagina connects the vulva (which is outside the body) to the cervix of the uterus (which is inside the body).
If the woman stands upright, the vaginal tube points in an upward-backward direction and forms an angle of slightly more than 45 degrees with the uterus. The vaginal opening is at the back (caudal) end of the vulva, behind the opening of the urethra. Above the vagina is Mons Veneris. The vagina, along with the inside of the vulva, is reddish pink in color, as with most healthy internal mucous membranes in mammals.
Length, width and shape of the vagina may vary. When a woman gives birth and during sexual intercourse, the vagina temporarily widens and lengthens.[3]
Vaginal lubrication is provided by the Bartholin's glands near the vaginal opening and the cervix and also seeps through the vaginal wall (which does not contain any glands).
The hymen (a membrane situated at the opening of the vagina, which is also known as a maidenhead) partially covers it in many organisms, including many human females, from birth until it is ruptured by sexual intercourse, or by any number of other activities including medical examinations, injury, certain types of exercise, introduction of a foreign object, etc. However, it should be noted that sexual intercourse does not always cause the hymen to be broken, and so (for example) it is not true that a woman with an intact hymen must be a virgin or vice versa.
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Functions of the vagina
From a biological perspective, the vagina performs the following functions:
- Providing a path for menstrual fluids to leave the body.
- Sexual activity
- Giving birth
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Menstruation
The vagina provides a path for menstrual fluids to leave the body. In modern societies, tampons, menstrual cups and sanitary towels may be used to absorb or capture these fluids.
Sexual activity
The concentration of the nerve endings that lie particularly close to the entrance of a woman's vagina can provide pleasurable sensation during sexual activity, when stimulated in a way that the particular woman enjoys. Usually when aroused, a woman creates a liquid that comes out the vagina and is used for natural lubrication so the penis can slide in without friction. This activity may include heterosexual intercourse, during which a male partner's penis is placed within the vagina, manual stimulation (either self, or partner), or other stimulation such as tribadism.
An erogenous zone referred to commonly as the G-spot is supposedly located at the anterior wall of the vagina, about five centimeters in from the entrance, however many doctors deny its existence and some of the more precise tests designed to search for a nerve rich area on the vaginal wall have turned up negative.[4] Some women claim to experience very intense pleasure if the G-spot is stimula
In common speech, the term "vagina" is often used inaccurately to refer to the vulva or female genitals generally; strictly speaking, the vagina is a specific internal structure and the vulva is the exterior genitalia only.
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Human Anatomy
External view of the vagina.The human vagina is an elastic muscular canal that extends from the cervix to the vulva. [1] Although there is wide anatomical variation the average vagina is 6 to 7 inches (15.24 to 17.78 cm) in length; its elasticity allows it to stretch during sexual intercourse and during birth to offspring. [2] The vagina connects the vulva (which is outside the body) to the cervix of the uterus (which is inside the body).
If the woman stands upright, the vaginal tube points in an upward-backward direction and forms an angle of slightly more than 45 degrees with the uterus. The vaginal opening is at the back (caudal) end of the vulva, behind the opening of the urethra. Above the vagina is Mons Veneris. The vagina, along with the inside of the vulva, is reddish pink in color, as with most healthy internal mucous membranes in mammals.
Length, width and shape of the vagina may vary. When a woman gives birth and during sexual intercourse, the vagina temporarily widens and lengthens.[3]
Vaginal lubrication is provided by the Bartholin's glands near the vaginal opening and the cervix and also seeps through the vaginal wall (which does not contain any glands).
The hymen (a membrane situated at the opening of the vagina, which is also known as a maidenhead) partially covers it in many organisms, including many human females, from birth until it is ruptured by sexual intercourse, or by any number of other activities including medical examinations, injury, certain types of exercise, introduction of a foreign object, etc. However, it should be noted that sexual intercourse does not always cause the hymen to be broken, and so (for example) it is not true that a woman with an intact hymen must be a virgin or vice versa.
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Functions of the vagina
From a biological perspective, the vagina performs the following functions:
- Providing a path for menstrual fluids to leave the body.
- Sexual activity
- Giving birth
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Menstruation
The vagina provides a path for menstrual fluids to leave the body. In modern societies, tampons, menstrual cups and sanitary towels may be used to absorb or capture these fluids.
Sexual activity
The concentration of the nerve endings that lie particularly close to the entrance of a woman's vagina can provide pleasurable sensation during sexual activity, when stimulated in a way that the particular woman enjoys. Usually when aroused, a woman creates a liquid that comes out the vagina and is used for natural lubrication so the penis can slide in without friction. This activity may include heterosexual intercourse, during which a male partner's penis is placed within the vagina, manual stimulation (either self, or partner), or other stimulation such as tribadism.
An erogenous zone referred to commonly as the G-spot is supposedly located at the anterior wall of the vagina, about five centimeters in from the entrance, however many doctors deny its existence and some of the more precise tests designed to search for a nerve rich area on the vaginal wall have turned up negative.[4] Some women claim to experience very intense pleasure if the G-spot is stimula
^ rofl.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Kween<h6>Indeed... wrote: [/QUOTENAME]^ rofl.[/QUOTE]
What? Do you think vaginas are funny?
What's funny about menstruation?
What's funny about sexual intercourse?
You know you were only born because of that, right?
What? Do you think vaginas are funny?
What's funny about menstruation?
What's funny about sexual intercourse?
You know you were only born because of that, right?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Kween<h6>Indeed... wrote: [/QUOTENAME]^ rofl.[/QUOTE]
What? Do you think vaginas are funny?
What's funny about menstruation?
What's funny about sexual intercourse?
You know you were only born because of that, right? [/QUOTE]
I know. I just find this thread funny as well XD
What? Do you think vaginas are funny?
What's funny about menstruation?
What's funny about sexual intercourse?
You know you were only born because of that, right? [/QUOTE]
I know. I just find this thread funny as well XD
Everytime I've been turned down, I've wished weight gain upon whoever it was. And it's actually been working.
God I'm malignant!
God I'm malignant!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Everytime I've been turned down, I've wished weight gain upon whoever it was. And it's actually been working.
God I'm malignant![/QUOTE]
LMAO!
God I'm malignant![/QUOTE]
LMAO!
I love to taste them
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Adolfo wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I love to taste them [/QUOTE]
Who doesn't? xD xD xD
*gets ready to be scolded*...
Who doesn't? xD xD xD
*gets ready to be scolded*...
Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
And this is what they're called
Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina
Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song
Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina
Vagina
Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
Cause they've been duesched too much
Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina
Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina
Nothin could be finer
Than to be in a vagina
In the morning
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
And this is what they're called
Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina
Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song
Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina
Vagina
Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
Cause they've been duesched too much
Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina
Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina
Nothin could be finer
Than to be in a vagina
In the morning
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Menstruation
The vagina provides a path for menstrual fluids to leave the body. In modern societies, tampons, menstrual cups and sanitary towels may be used to absorb or capture these fluids.
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: S
I dread the day when that comes.
I wonder what the women in the African bush to do "absorb or capture these fluids". Do they just walk around dripping? Are there trails of blood leading to their huts? Do they use leaves?
Menstruation
The vagina provides a path for menstrual fluids to leave the body. In modern societies, tampons, menstrual cups and sanitary towels may be used to absorb or capture these fluids.
[/QUOTE]
: S
I dread the day when that comes.
I wonder what the women in the African bush to do "absorb or capture these fluids". Do they just walk around dripping? Are there trails of blood leading to their huts? Do they use leaves?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=teal>Cookies!<h6>A scientist wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Menstruation
The vagina provides a path for menstrual fluids to leave the body. In modern societies, tampons, menstrual cups and sanitary towels may be used to absorb or capture these fluids.
[/QUOTE]
: S
I dread the day when that comes.
I wonder what the women in the African bush to do "absorb or capture these fluids". Do they just walk around dripping? Are there trails of blood leading to their huts? Do they use leaves?[/QUOTE]
Well, if you stop to think, they also don't have toilet seats. Neither toilet paper.
Menstruation
The vagina provides a path for menstrual fluids to leave the body. In modern societies, tampons, menstrual cups and sanitary towels may be used to absorb or capture these fluids.
[/QUOTE]
: S
I dread the day when that comes.
I wonder what the women in the African bush to do "absorb or capture these fluids". Do they just walk around dripping? Are there trails of blood leading to their huts? Do they use leaves?[/QUOTE]
Well, if you stop to think, they also don't have toilet seats. Neither toilet paper.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]&lt;font color=teal&gt;Cookies!&lt;h6&gt;A scientist wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]&lt;font color=&quot;lime&quot;&gt;Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Menstruation
The vagina provides a path for menstrual fluids to leave the body. In modern societies, tampons, menstrual cups and sanitary towels may be used to absorb or capture these fluids.
[/QUOTE]
: S
I dread the day when that comes.
I wonder what the women in the African bush to do &quot;absorb or capture these fluids&quot;. Do they just walk around dripping? Are there trails of blood leading to their huts? Do they use leaves?[/QUOTE]
Well, if you stop to think, they also don't have toilet seats. Neither toilet paper.[/QUOTE]
Maybe they have a blood pit. [wouldn't that stink.]
And I hear every tribe has a holy tampon weaver who makes them out of raffia grass. Ouch.
Menstruation
The vagina provides a path for menstrual fluids to leave the body. In modern societies, tampons, menstrual cups and sanitary towels may be used to absorb or capture these fluids.
[/QUOTE]
: S
I dread the day when that comes.
I wonder what the women in the African bush to do &quot;absorb or capture these fluids&quot;. Do they just walk around dripping? Are there trails of blood leading to their huts? Do they use leaves?[/QUOTE]
Well, if you stop to think, they also don't have toilet seats. Neither toilet paper.[/QUOTE]
Maybe they have a blood pit. [wouldn't that stink.]
And I hear every tribe has a holy tampon weaver who makes them out of raffia grass. Ouch.
Maude Lebowski: "My art has been commended as strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."
The Dude: "Oh yeah?"
Maude Lebowski: "If they don't like hearing it, and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick, or his rod, or his johnson."
The Dude: "Johnson?"
The Dude: "Oh yeah?"
Maude Lebowski: "If they don't like hearing it, and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick, or his rod, or his johnson."
The Dude: "Johnson?"
Johnson?
That was rather original.
O.o
That was rather original.
O.o