I'm sorry Mr. Jingles....

you are not the baby Daddy....

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8ODUME81&show_article=1

Moment of silence for the fact that Jingles lost his chance at millions....
**hangs head**

not the bunnies either then?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]joxerthecornishpirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME]not the bunnies either then?[/QUOTE]

Well I'm suing that bastard doctor who gave me a false positive!

Er, I'm glad it's over.. at least I hope it's over now. Maybe the slut can rest in peace now.

Let's be fair. Who ISN'T the father? Everyone had a go at her. If it were genetically possible for a child to have 25712 separate fathers, this kid would be it.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]PieterMC wrote: [/QUOTENAME]you are not the baby Daddy....

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8ODUME81&show_article=1 [/QUOTE]

I know, Maury Povich just told me I wasn't the daddy.

( Breaks in tears ) <:-(

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]PieterMC wrote: [/QUOTENAME]you are not the baby Daddy....

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8ODUME81&show_article=1 [/QUOTE]

I know, Maury Povich just told me I wasn't the daddy.

( Breaks in tears ) <:-([/QUOTE]

You could just do like Rumsfeld did: pretend it didn't happen. No weapons of mass destruction? Of course there are! Not the daddy 'cause the DNA-test says so? Screw the test, it was rigged!