URGENT EMERGENCY!!!!

Er was eens een zanger uit Londen
Werd door heel wat mannen verslonden
Ze zeiden hem steeds,
Van zaad krijg je AIDS,
Dat heeft hij nu zelf ondervonden




It's in dutch, sorry if it isn't of any help for you

Rock out with your cock out.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Donny Mars wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Queen by Donny Mars

Ready for Freddie
Cryin with Brian
Dodging Roger
Gone to John
Queen is mean
in a good way
today
rock n roll dreams
mocking your steam
[/QUOTE]

Wow. That's awful.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Er was eens een zanger uit Londen
Werd door heel wat mannen verslonden
Ze zeiden hem steeds,
Van zaad krijg je AIDS,
Dat heeft hij nu zelf ondervonden




It's in dutch, sorry if it isn't of any help for you[/QUOTE]
Haha, that's pretty cool.

i needed a rhyme
but i ain't got time
i asked around
and ran aground
the twats at queenzone
told me go it alone
so here i am standed
or maybe caught red-handed
because my poem-stealing stunt
makes me a plagiaristic c*nt

The metre sucks, but I love where you're going with the message :P

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Donny Mars wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Queen by Donny Mars

Ready for Freddie
Cryin with Brian
Dodging Roger
Gone to John
Queen is mean
in a good way
today
rock n roll dreams
mocking your steam
[/QUOTE]

Wow. That's awful. [/QUOTE]
ROFL!

Well...they're nice. I'm serious! They are! they're better than what I can come up with anyway.

Here's the poem I found online (which I hate)

Rock 'n' Roll Band

If we were a rock 'n' roll band,
We'd travel all over the land.
We'd play and we'd sing and wear spangly things.
If we were a rock 'n' roll band.

If we were a rock 'n' roll band,
And we were up there on the stand,
The people would hear us and love us and cheer us.
Hurray for that rock 'n' roll band.

If we were a rock 'n' roll band,
Then we'd have a million fans.
We'd giggle and laugh and sign autographs,
If we were a rock 'n' roll band.

If we were a rock 'n' roll band,
The people would all kiss our hands.
We'd be millionaires and have extra long hair,
If we were a rock 'n' roll band.

But we ain't no rock 'n' roll band,
We're just seven kids in the sand.
With home made guitars and pails and jars
And drums of potato chip cans.

Just seven kids in the sand.
Talkin' and waven' our hands.
And dreamin' and thinkin' oh wouldn't it be grand,
If we were a rock 'n' roll band.

^ Ohhhh nice one! (:

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME]The metre sucks, but I love where you're going with the message :P[/QUOTE]

i think the subtlety may be lost on some

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Wembley fan86 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I need a PG poem about Queen or rock 'n' roll or whatever. [/QUOTE]

I don't write poems. I could probably muster up a limerick though...

er...

There was a young lad name of Brian
Tried straight'ning his hair with an iron.
The device was home-made
From bottles of lem'nade
By his Dad, an early advocate of recylcin'


Too many apostrophes for my liking to make the rhythm better, and a weak rhyme at the end, but that's a decent attempt.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Penetration_Guru wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Wembley fan86 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I need a PG poem about Queen or rock 'n' roll or whatever. [/QUOTE]

I don't write poems. I could probably muster up a limerick though...

er...

There was a young lad name of Brian
Tried straight'ning his hair with an iron.
The device was home-made
From bottles of lem'nade
By his Dad, an early advocate of recylcin'


Too many apostrophes for my liking to make the rhythm better, and a weak rhyme at the end, but that's a decent attempt.
[/QUOTE]

That was pretty good! :D