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i hope you had a nice bday
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Thanks. I'm sure I'm an expert sitar..ist. *breaks*

It was good. I didn't have a big party because, let's face it, I don't have many friends who like me with out the usual payments (speaking of which, Sasha, I'm sorry!). Thaaaaat and the added fact that I worked the day after. I've got a 21st birthday coming up on Friday so I figure I'll just put two 21 candles on the cake.

The best present was probably getting up in the morning. I'm contented with just having friends and family still. Sounds corny, but it was good.

It's a boomerang by the way. It's a law for all Australians to carry one unless the cane toads get in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard and especially in the malonga gilderchuck! Oh my! The troubles we have with that malonga gilderchuck!
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iGSM wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Thanks. I'm sure I'm an expert sitar..ist. *breaks*

It was good. I didn't have a big party because, let's face it, I don't have many friends who like me with out the usual payments (speaking of which, Sasha, I'm sorry!). Thaaaaat and the added fact that I worked the day after. I've got a 21st birthday coming up on Friday so I figure I'll just put two 21 candles on the cake.

The best present was probably getting up in the morning. I'm contented with just having friends and family still. Sounds corny, but it was good.

It's a boomerang by the way. It's a law for all Australians to carry one unless the cane toads get in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard and especially in the malonga gilderchuck! Oh my! The troubles we have with that malonga gilderchuck![/QUOTE]
malonga gilderchuck plays cricket for Sri Lanka doesnt he?
hope you dont have too much of a hangover,and if you say no to that you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself lol
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Good on the Aussie for enjoying his birthday. Does everyone in Australia receive a pet Koala bear for their birthday at some point?[/QUOTE]
in China you get a prostitute dressed as a giant panda,you have to buy it dinner first before you have sex with it and then it goes home.
yes...
it eats shoots and leaves! :-]
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
Happy Birthday!!!
Wo ist das kamerahhhhhhhhhhh!!! NJ!!!
We have them since birth, y'know. So yes. Plus we all ride kangaroos
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iGSM wrote: [/QUOTENAME]We have them since birth, y'know. So yes. Plus we all ride kangaroos[/QUOTE]

I stopped riding mine the day I proposed.
Oooh, you're looking at some serious gaol time there, mateeeeee. 'nother shrimp, bonza and dingo too? Sydney Harbour .
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iGSM wrote: [/QUOTENAME]We have them since birth, y'know. So yes. Plus we all ride kangaroos[/QUOTE]

I stopped riding mine the day I proposed.[/QUOTE]

you should try it with an ostrich.its a bugger to keep up with its pace!
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
Happy belated birthday to you! Hope it was grand...

:-)
-If you want the best seat in the house, you have to move the cat.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]joxerthemightypirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Good on the Aussie for enjoying his birthday. Does everyone in Australia receive a pet Koala bear for their birthday at some point?[/QUOTE]
in China you get a prostitute dressed as a giant panda,you have to buy it dinner first before you have sex with it and then it goes home.
yes...
it eats shoots and leaves! :-][/QUOTE] In Mexico one receives the pink taco from prostitutes on ones birthday![/QUOTE]
all i seem to get is a manky kebab
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]joxerthemightypirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]joxerthemightypirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Good on the Aussie for enjoying his birthday. Does everyone in Australia receive a pet Koala bear for their birthday at some point?[/QUOTE]
in China you get a prostitute dressed as a giant panda,you have to buy it dinner first before you have sex with it and then it goes home.
yes...
it eats shoots and leaves! :-][/QUOTE] In Mexico one receives the pink taco from prostitutes on ones birthday![/QUOTE]
all i seem to get is a manky kebab[/QUOTE] I think i know what you mean.[/QUOTE]
had a crimped shaped pasty once and that tasted quite nice
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
You nong! We have koalas guarding them. The dingos guard all our Fosters!

I had one once. It wasn't anything to write home about which would have been counterproductive seeing as I was at home anyway. I could have just told mum and dad how average it was. We really don't drink it, people! Damn you Paul Hogan! And to a lesser extent damn you Malcolm Fraser!
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iGSM wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You nong! We have koalas guarding them. The dingos guard all our Fosters!

I had one once. It wasn't anything to write home about which would have been counterproductive seeing as I was at home anyway. I could have just told mum and dad how average it was. We really don't drink it, people! Damn you Paul Hogan! And to a lesser extent damn you Malcolm Fraser![/QUOTE]

Oh and you can tell Chad from me, he's a tool! If he's dumping TAFE, I've got no one to jam Who songs with !!!
No, Paul Hogan does indeed. He fucked for Australia and kicked the shit out of every other country. Him and Strop.

Chad is dumping TAFE? This late through the year? What idiot does that? *remembers he did it* Oh yeah, ooops.

I'll re-enrol and jam with you. Of course you'll have to show me where E is. You should be jamming with Beatles songs anyway.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!