[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queenluv4Life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Yay Friday!!
Boo 2000 word essay due on tuesday!![/QUOTE]
ITZY! Hey! Smoked any weed lately? :P
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color="sky blue">taylormad101 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=yellow>Leroy<h6>peace. :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon, you come and go, you come and go, loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams, red gold and green, red gold and green... *dances*[/QUOTE]
OMG *rolls eyes* :P[/QUOTE]
Ohmagod...I'm not even going to pay any attention to you, sourpuss! :P *keeps singing and dancing*
OMG *rolls eyes* :P[/QUOTE]
Ohmagod...I'm not even going to pay any attention to you, sourpuss! :P *keeps singing and dancing*
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Thanks to Jessica for starting this thread! And good luck with your gig! Take care of your voice.[/QUOTE]
Hey Miami Vice! I am the girl you gave all the medical help to, Princess Leroy...Would you be on my friend list? I have 15 already! :D
Hey Miami Vice! I am the girl you gave all the medical help to, Princess Leroy...Would you be on my friend list? I have 15 already! :D
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=yellow>Leroy<h6>peace. :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Thanks to Jessica for starting this thread! And good luck with your gig! Take care of your voice.[/QUOTE]
Hey Miami Vice! I am the girl you gave all the medical help to, Princess Leroy...Would you be on my friend list? I have 15 already! :D[/QUOTE] Why not! Put me on the list. [/QUOTE]
WEEEEEE! Hooray! My life is now complete. :P
Hey Miami Vice! I am the girl you gave all the medical help to, Princess Leroy...Would you be on my friend list? I have 15 already! :D[/QUOTE] Why not! Put me on the list. [/QUOTE]
WEEEEEE! Hooray! My life is now complete. :P
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=yellow>Leroy<h6>peace. :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=yellow>Leroy<h6>peace. :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Thanks to Jessica for starting this thread! And good luck with your gig! Take care of your voice.[/QUOTE]
Hey Miami Vice! I am the girl you gave all the medical help to, Princess Leroy...Would you be on my friend list? I have 15 already! :D[/QUOTE] Why not! Put me on the list. [/QUOTE]
WEEEEEE! Hooray! My life is now complete. :P[/QUOTE]
Not without Thirtynine you're not. :}
Hey Miami Vice! I am the girl you gave all the medical help to, Princess Leroy...Would you be on my friend list? I have 15 already! :D[/QUOTE] Why not! Put me on the list. [/QUOTE]
WEEEEEE! Hooray! My life is now complete. :P[/QUOTE]
Not without Thirtynine you're not. :}
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=purple>Thirtynine ? wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=yellow>Leroy<h6>peace. :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=yellow>Leroy<h6>peace. :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Thanks to Jessica for starting this thread! And good luck with your gig! Take care of your voice.[/QUOTE]
Hey Miami Vice! I am the girl you gave all the medical help to, Princess Leroy...Would you be on my friend list? I have 15 already! :D[/QUOTE] Why not! Put me on the list. [/QUOTE]
WEEEEEE! Hooray! My life is now complete. :P[/QUOTE]
Not without Thirtynine you're not. :}[/QUOTE]
Would you like to be on the list, too? What's your name? :D
Hey Miami Vice! I am the girl you gave all the medical help to, Princess Leroy...Would you be on my friend list? I have 15 already! :D[/QUOTE] Why not! Put me on the list. [/QUOTE]
WEEEEEE! Hooray! My life is now complete. :P[/QUOTE]
Not without Thirtynine you're not. :}[/QUOTE]
Would you like to be on the list, too? What's your name? :D
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=yellow>Leroy<h6>peace. :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=purple>Thirtynine ? wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=yellow>Leroy<h6>peace. :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=yellow>Leroy<h6>peace. :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Thanks to Jessica for starting this thread! And good luck with your gig! Take care of your voice.[/QUOTE]
Hey Miami Vice! I am the girl you gave all the medical help to, Princess Leroy...Would you be on my friend list? I have 15 already! :D[/QUOTE] Why not! Put me on the list. [/QUOTE]
WEEEEEE! Hooray! My life is now complete. :P[/QUOTE]
Not without Thirtynine you're not. :}[/QUOTE]
Would you like to be on the list, too? What's your name? :D[/QUOTE]
I be Jordan.
I AM A GIRL. ;_; Stupid boy-girl names...
Hey Miami Vice! I am the girl you gave all the medical help to, Princess Leroy...Would you be on my friend list? I have 15 already! :D[/QUOTE] Why not! Put me on the list. [/QUOTE]
WEEEEEE! Hooray! My life is now complete. :P[/QUOTE]
Not without Thirtynine you're not. :}[/QUOTE]
Would you like to be on the list, too? What's your name? :D[/QUOTE]
I be Jordan.
I AM A GIRL. ;_; Stupid boy-girl names...
^aha. NOW my life is complete, right? :P
by the way, I'm Kaylee... :D
by the way, I'm Kaylee... :D
Disorder in the Court
These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next
morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh....
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the
These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next
morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
___________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh....
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME] In honor of Kaylee ... FRIENDS WILL BE FRIENDS RIGHT TILL THE END ... [/QUOTE]
Awww...I am flattered! I love that song! :D
Awww...I am flattered! I love that song! :D
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=Mercury>Deakys Bitch<h6>Yum? wrote: [/QUOTENAME] Disorder in the Court
(not gonna quote the entire thing)
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Haha, I love those! I actually know of some more...
JUDGE (to defendant): You have a right to trial by jury, but you may waive that right. What do you wish to do?
DEFENDANT: *hesitates*
LAWYER (to defendant): Waive.
DEFENDANT: *waves at the judge*
JUDGE: The charge here is theft of frozen chickens. Are you the defendant, sir?
DEFENDANT: No, sir, I'm the guy who stole the chickens.
LAWYER: Could you briefly describe the type of construction equipment used in your business?
WITNESS: Four tractors.
LAWYER: What kind of tractors are they?
WITNESS: Fords.
LAWYER: Did you say "four"?
WITNESS: Ford. Ford. Like the Ford. It is a Ford tractor.
LAWYER: You didn't say "four," you just said "Ford"?
WITNESS: Yes, Ford. That is what you asked me, what kind of tractors.
LAWYER: Are there four Ford tractors? Is that what there is?
WITNESS: No, no. You asked me what kind of a tractor it was and I said Ford tractors.
LAWYER: How many tractors are there?
WITNESS: Four.
PROSECUTOR: Did you observe anything?
WITNESS: Yes, we did. When we found the vehicle, we saw several unusual items in the car in the right front floorboard of the vehicle. There was what appeared to be a Molotov cocktail, a green bottle-
DEFENSE LAWYER: Objection. I'm going to object to that word, Molotov cocktail.
JUDGE: What is your legal objection, Counsel?
DEFENSE LAWYER: It's inflammatory, Your Honor.
LAWYER: Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
DEFENDANT: Yes.
LAWYER: How many?
DEFENDANT: One, so far.
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Haha, I love those! I actually know of some more...
JUDGE (to defendant): You have a right to trial by jury, but you may waive that right. What do you wish to do?
DEFENDANT: *hesitates*
LAWYER (to defendant): Waive.
DEFENDANT: *waves at the judge*
JUDGE: The charge here is theft of frozen chickens. Are you the defendant, sir?
DEFENDANT: No, sir, I'm the guy who stole the chickens.
LAWYER: Could you briefly describe the type of construction equipment used in your business?
WITNESS: Four tractors.
LAWYER: What kind of tractors are they?
WITNESS: Fords.
LAWYER: Did you say "four"?
WITNESS: Ford. Ford. Like the Ford. It is a Ford tractor.
LAWYER: You didn't say "four," you just said "Ford"?
WITNESS: Yes, Ford. That is what you asked me, what kind of tractors.
LAWYER: Are there four Ford tractors? Is that what there is?
WITNESS: No, no. You asked me what kind of a tractor it was and I said Ford tractors.
LAWYER: How many tractors are there?
WITNESS: Four.
PROSECUTOR: Did you observe anything?
WITNESS: Yes, we did. When we found the vehicle, we saw several unusual items in the car in the right front floorboard of the vehicle. There was what appeared to be a Molotov cocktail, a green bottle-
DEFENSE LAWYER: Objection. I'm going to object to that word, Molotov cocktail.
JUDGE: What is your legal objection, Counsel?
DEFENSE LAWYER: It's inflammatory, Your Honor.
LAWYER: Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
DEFENDANT: Yes.
LAWYER: How many?
DEFENDANT: One, so far.
[QUOTE] ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next
morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]JUDGE (to defendant): You have a right to trial by jury, but you may waive that right. What do you wish to do?
DEFENDANT: *hesitates*
LAWYER (to defendant): Waive.
DEFENDANT: *waves at the judge*[/QUOTE]
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morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]JUDGE (to defendant): You have a right to trial by jury, but you may waive that right. What do you wish to do?
DEFENDANT: *hesitates*
LAWYER (to defendant): Waive.
DEFENDANT: *waves at the judge*[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=yellow>Leroy<h6>peace. :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queenluv4Life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Yay Friday!!
Boo 2000 word essay due on tuesday!![/QUOTE]
ITZY! Hey! Smoked any weed lately? :P[/QUOTE]
Hey Kaylee! no i havent smoked any weed lately but people still call me a hippie! I dont really mind, its like a compliment for me.
Boo 2000 word essay due on tuesday!![/QUOTE]
ITZY! Hey! Smoked any weed lately? :P[/QUOTE]
Hey Kaylee! no i havent smoked any weed lately but people still call me a hippie! I dont really mind, its like a compliment for me.
I have to go to Wellington to represent Tanzania in Parliament as their PM for YCHOGM soon.
Now, an ordinary person would be gutted they got one of the poorest country's in the commonwealth but not me! After all, Zanzibar is part of Tanzania and we all know who comes from Zanzibar :D :D :D What an incredible coincidence
Now, an ordinary person would be gutted they got one of the poorest country's in the commonwealth but not me! After all, Zanzibar is part of Tanzania and we all know who comes from Zanzibar :D :D :D What an incredible coincidence
Gurrrrgh...I'm so bored......
Yes, gurrrrgh.
Yes, gurrrrgh.