Napoleon

I made this thread accidentally. xD

So discuss Napoleon here ( Bonaparte, Dynamite.. whatever rocks yer boat ).

He wasn't actually small. In fact, he was taller than the average European of his day. The myth that he was a tiny dude originates from the fact that his length was translated incorrectly: the French inch was considerably longer than the British one, but the conversion wasn't made. So, instead of 5'2" he was actually 5'6". So that's pretty tall for his day and age.

Oh, and he was the first European head-of-state to grant Jews full citizenship, so he should be lauded for that.

Napoleon, that was a nasty pig

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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Valensian Sky Surveillance wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Napoleon, that was a nasty pig

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Agreed. But what do you expect? He was modelled after Stalin.

Napoleon had two eyes, two hands, two legs and two balls.

"What are you going to do today, Napoleon?"

"Whatever I feel like doing, GOSH!"

im going to be showing my age here but the only cool Napoleon was Napoleon Solo [robert vaughn] in the man from UNCLE.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=teal>Cookies!<h6>A scientist wrote: [/QUOTENAME]"What are you going to do today, Napoleon?"

"Whatever I feel like doing, GOSH!"[/QUOTE]

I love Napoleon Dynamite...mmm...Jon Heder... :P

"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!" :P

Napoleon is a weird name for a dog :P
And Bonaparte... I heard that he always hide his hand 'cuz it smells xD

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="magenta">Marial-B wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Napoleon is a weird name for a dog :P
And Bonaparte... I heard that he always hide his hand 'cuz it smells xD[/QUOTE]

did he have itchy arse syndrome?
[sparrow will get the joke]

I met the guy who played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite a few days ago, since they were filming a movie one block away from my uncle's house. "Pedro" was really nice...and his real name is Efren. lol

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=purple>Thirtynine ? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I met the guy who played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite a few days ago, since they were filming a movie one block away from my uncle's house. "Pedro" was really nice...and his real name is Efren. lol[/QUOTE]
they keep advertising dynamite on sky so im gonna have to watch it and see what the fuss is about.im not up with these new fangled things anymore.ive only just found out what dog the bounty hunter was all about,i thought it was something like the littlest hobo when i first read the programme title.how wrong was i? lol

David - brilliant as always:

http://www.spanisharts.com/history/del_neoclasic_romant/imagenes/david/napoleon_caballo.jpg

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="magenta">Marial-B wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Napoleon is a weird name for a dog :P
And Bonaparte... I heard that he always hide his hand 'cuz it smells xD[/QUOTE]

YAY someone else who loves John Heder!!! My friends think I'm insane.

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wait nevermond that last comment. I still don't really know what I'm doing on this site! I meant to respond to "Leroy's" comment! sorry.