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For the second year running, I find myself creating my own birthday thread, you load of cockney bitches.

Anyway, I'm 18 today, congratulate me!

I can now legally buy alcohol and.. er.. have anal sex? (I think I'll give that one a miss, actually.)

Maybe next year you'll remember. On second thoughts, don't worry, I'm going to sell my birthday on eBay next week.

:D

(Edit: The people on the Boosh forum remembered and I've only been a member there since February.. Hang on.. I'm starting to sound bitter now..)

Right, I'm off to buy my first legal drink.
Boosh, Royal Court Liverpool - great night that was!!

All the very best to you.
"....you don't get that on X-Factor do you"
Congrats to Freya and the twins!

Have a good one. xxx
We love you Mandy!
Grrr, I missed 'em when they toured here *groan*
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
Happy Birthday Freya!!! Have a good drink and a good day...

And if you change your mind... well, then have good anal sex as well!! xD
I got to try al little more, because I'm an asshole but I'm learning. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfTLkUcQ7QY
happy birthday,have a good one and dont get too shitfaced on the beer,youve got plenty of time to do that and with the prices the pubs charge now,its virtually impossible!
i shall raise a shot of JD for you later :-]
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
haha! yay! you're legal! happy birthday mary jane watson!!!... i mean... FREYA! thanks for the autograph. ;-)
Are you calling us all cockney?

Fookin' Londoners.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
FREYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. :D :D :D

Happy 18th Birthday babes!!!!!!

I wonna see some piss up pictures of you later, deal? :D

Have a good one honey! (:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FREYA!!

I hope you drink tons of booze with some lucky guy who gets to feel you up.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
Congratulations.
Btw, i'm turning 19 today :P
Don't run into the long grass!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Wayne Gretzky wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Congratulations.
Btw, i'm turning 19 today :P[/QUOTE]

Congratulations to you too!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
Happy Birthday Freya!

And Happy Birthday to you too, Wayne!
-If you want the best seat in the house, you have to move the cat.
another one?!
happy birthday Wayne.

and yes,we want piss up pictures from both of you!

i must remember not to grope anyone in the pub later just in case its Freya :-]

but at least i will remember her name in the morning.
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
Hey happy birthday!!!
Have fun getting pissed =)
Nothing matters when knowing nothing matters;; It's just life so keep dancing through;;

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