Killer Queen .45
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Killer Queen .45
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"Cybercops"
It's like reporting on the news "The police report that the do not currently know the location of the terrorists but they have got the airport cordoned off for the next 24 hours." Now if I was a terrorist, I'd be watc...
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Valentine's Day
Cue usual smutty remark from Flashman probably along the lines of: "I'm planning to do something with my sweetheart but I can't decide who to buy the toys for. Hah-de-hah-hah! *scoffs* They all tell me they want to sp...
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I'm fucking had enough
Don't worry man, everyone has days like those. Did I really just say 'man'? Oh God, shoot me.
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Girl Killed by Cell Phone
At first I thought it was just a tiny platform she dropped it down. Then I read 5 foot. Blimey, she did seem a bit stupid. She should have at least asked one of the workers there to make sure it was safe or something....
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*ahem*
Yes, sorry Flash, you're right. I must have entered 100,000 by mistake. You are quite correct. As usual. :)
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*ahem*
Don't worry, I won't. I haven't got your number.
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*ahem*
*ahem* If you'd just like to glance down to my post count you'll see I've reached the rather high amount of 5000. Pretty impressive, I should think. "5000 posts. It's a lot of posts, Dave." "Yeah. Well...it's a twenti...
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The Hideos Career of Dr Gideon MacArtrey
Is it because he's related to James Bond? James Bond never seems to age, it's very strange. In theory, rather than jumping off a Russian dam in GoldenEye, he should have said to M "What, with my back? You're having a...
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don't take it personally
Don't turn around, but look who's behind you. :) Suddenly this thread's turned into a 'funny sayings' thread.
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don't take it personally
I'm too busy to answer this thread because I just caught a shot of myself on the monitor. Darn, I look good!
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Hey! The old icons are back!
Oh, my, well, yes. I have returned to the board, yes. I'm happy you noticed but, really - I really don't consider myself an icon of this place and you shouldn't either. I'm serious. Yes, really. No, honestly, I guess...
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Freddie's death
Freddie's not dead, he's running a kebab stall in Lewisham with Elvis and Hitler.
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Compliments
Have you ever been really complimented? I don't mean feeble compliments like "You look nice" or "You don't cost as much as the other girls", I mean really thoughtful ones. I don't know if this was a compliment but the...
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Top 50 Sitcoms
I've got the 1996 OFAH Christmas specials on video (proper BBC video, not dodgily recorded) and love them all. I expect they'll be shown over the next two weeks because they can't just show Heroes and Villains then no...
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1000 posts ... and I never even noticed!
Doesn't time pass quickly, eh? In 6 days I will have officially been a member of here for 2 whole years. I really should try to get out more. :) Oh, and Mrs_Taylor, I salute your choice of signature - take a look at m...
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lyrics
They seem good enough, all right anyway. I've always said it's hard to comment on songs on this without music, or you could read them as poems but I for one hate poems!
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Happy Birthday, Fried Chicken!
Happy Birthday, Niek. Have a good day. What's left of it anyway. Which is night, so, well have a nice night.
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Freddie's death
""Men, I wished Freddie was ALIVE!!!!!" Do you? aww... I guess a few MEN wish that, too! " I guess Freddie does too.
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So, that sitcom last night
"New series of "State of Play", "Jonathan Creek" and "Spooks" are all due up later this year as well." - Wow! Did you just say this? When's the new Jonathan Creeks due?
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So, that sitcom last night
I was just wondering if anybody here saw that 'sitcom' 'Doctors and Nurses' last night? Why, why, WHY can't we produce any good sitcoms anymore??? They all seem shit recently. Although we did have Peep Show, that was...