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  1. I return!

    PG. Now there's a blast from the whatsit.

  2. Happy Birthday YourValentine !!

    Have a capital day YV.

  3. I've discovered one of those 'lumps' you read about.

    Contrary to what you may believe, I don’t spend a great deal of time checking my old nudger and its surrounding area of outstanding natural beauty. So long as it’s functional, understands its duty, and behaves itself...

  4. Queenzone reunited

    A reunion, eh? Well, it ain't my round. Will there be twiglets?

  5. Paul Rodgers: "Freddie who?"

    The following article is taken from this week’s Daily News, and thus is in no way libellous towards my good self:- Speaking at the launch of his forthcoming tour with a band whose name I forget, Geordie crooner Paul R...

  6. Olympic opening ceremony

    London will piss all over it, fatty, old chum. 3 words: Chas and Dave.

  7. I have seen the future of Manrock...

    ... and its name is Hotleg. http://www.myspace.com/teamhotleg Stone Gods are false idols by comparison. Rock ye.

  8. Defending Queen.

    I shall be in attendance on October 18th at Liverpool. I'll be killing two birds with one stone, as I'm due to visit my hubcaps the same day.

  9. Defending Queen.

    That's wonderful, assdude. But I've a notion that you're replying to someone else's topic. Or just haven't read mine.

  10. Defending Queen.

    Hello all. Long time no see. I was down the Reform Club t'other night ( well, every night actually - I need to be out of the house a lot at the moment, we've a toddler potty training, so there's shit all over the shop...

  11. Happy Birthday, Penetration_Guru

    My belated best wishes, old boy. I bought you a present, but I'm afraid I've supped the bastard. But I was thinking of you.

  12. Like this world needed this...

    Get a grip, it might be the making of her. There's plenty of Aids riddled folk in Africa giving birth and they manage alright. Besides, she looks worth a ride. I'd have probably pupped her myself given half a chance.

  13. Happy Birthday Sir Archie Leach

    We were going to be guests of honour tomorrow night at a local 20/20 cricket match, but looking at our glorious British summer, we'd have needed fucking armbands. Gammon, Stelberg's a pound a pint there too. I dare sa...

  14. England under water

    Take more than a deluge of water to dampen the British spirit, don't you know. Gad, if this had been France, the locals would have upped and offed - and good riddance to bad rubbish.

  15. Am I a true Queenfan?

    I'm in two minds. Any true Queen fan worth their salt would have long since binned the Rick Sky book.

  16. Happy Birthday Sir Archie Leach

    All the best from THE best! 33 years young, old bean! You may not look it in the face, but you've got the liver and knees of a chap twice your age. In fact, I'm surprised you've a liver left at all. Happy Birthday and...

  17. Suggestions?

    You're in Liverpool, hey? You could vist my hubcaps while you're there, if you like.

  18. Happy Burnday Lester Birtham

    All the best, old thing. You've reached that age now when your back goes out more than you do. Congrats from The Towers.

  19. The 10 Commandments

    <font color=FF0033 face=symbol>Freddie wrote: THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE Well, no I haven't actually seduced my neighbor's wife. Why would I? She's like 100 years old. There's no substitute for exp...

  20. The 10 Commandments

    I don't know who to believe about these Commandments, y'know. I always thought there was one about not making graven images, or some such rot. One of the first things I ever did at primary school was draw penises all...