[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]joxertheteddybearpirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME]its day 2 in the hospital for fatty as he recovers from his ordeal and he is bored and looking out of the window while the nurse treats his wounds with more goose fat.
fatty is looking out the window at cute young birds.fatty likes young birds.he notices that there is a pair of PARUS CAERULEUS trying to build a new home in the tree outside his downtrodden flea ridden hospital bedroom window.
as he looks closer at the young birds their newly built home falls out the tree and to the floor right in front of another nurse enjoying a drag on her fag.due to the new draconian laws brought in by this government fags can only be enjoyed outside now,one cannot put a fag in their mouth inside a public building [see a pic of george michael].
fatty is delighted though when the nurse stops sucking on her fag and picks up the birds home,the birds home is in a mess now but she decides to climb the tree with the birds home between her thighs as she shimmys up and put it back to where it was.fatty is now getting quite excited watching the birds which distracts the nurse treating him with the goose fat..
"what are you looking at?" asks his nurse.
fatty replies,"im looking at the nurse outside with the nice pair of tits.shes climbing the tree and i can see that she has an untidy nest between her legs,it really is in a mess"
did you know goose fat can be applied orally?
fatty does...[/QUOTE]
o dear dear dear.. Very funny! Only you could come up with that.. i will be gossiping with the great tit if u need me
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]colfarrell1 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]joxertheteddybearpirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME]its day 2 in the hospital for fatty as he recovers from his ordeal and he is bored and looking out of the window while the nurse treats his wounds with more goose fat.
fatty is looking out the window at cute young birds.fatty likes young birds.he notices that there is a pair of PARUS CAERULEUS trying to build a new home in the tree outside his downtrodden flea ridden hospital bedroom window.
as he looks closer at the young birds their newly built home falls out the tree and to the floor right in front of another nurse enjoying a drag on her fag.due to the new draconian laws brought in by this government fags can only be enjoyed outside now,one cannot put a fag in their mouth inside a public building [see a pic of george michael].
fatty is delighted though when the nurse stops sucking on her fag and picks up the birds home,the birds home is in a mess now but she decides to climb the tree with the birds home between her thighs as she shimmys up and put it back to where it was.fatty is now getting quite excited watching the birds which distracts the nurse treating him with the goose fat..
"what are you looking at?" asks his nurse.
fatty replies,"im looking at the nurse outside with the nice pair of tits.shes climbing the tree and i can see that she has an untidy nest between her legs,it really is in a mess"
did you know goose fat can be applied orally?
fatty does...[/QUOTE]
o dear dear dear.. Very funny! Only you could come up with that.. i will be gossiping with the great tit if u need me[/QUOTE]
oops it should me goosiping
fatty is looking out the window at cute young birds.fatty likes young birds.he notices that there is a pair of PARUS CAERULEUS trying to build a new home in the tree outside his downtrodden flea ridden hospital bedroom window.
as he looks closer at the young birds their newly built home falls out the tree and to the floor right in front of another nurse enjoying a drag on her fag.due to the new draconian laws brought in by this government fags can only be enjoyed outside now,one cannot put a fag in their mouth inside a public building [see a pic of george michael].
fatty is delighted though when the nurse stops sucking on her fag and picks up the birds home,the birds home is in a mess now but she decides to climb the tree with the birds home between her thighs as she shimmys up and put it back to where it was.fatty is now getting quite excited watching the birds which distracts the nurse treating him with the goose fat..
"what are you looking at?" asks his nurse.
fatty replies,"im looking at the nurse outside with the nice pair of tits.shes climbing the tree and i can see that she has an untidy nest between her legs,it really is in a mess"
did you know goose fat can be applied orally?
fatty does...[/QUOTE]
o dear dear dear.. Very funny! Only you could come up with that.. i will be gossiping with the great tit if u need me[/QUOTE]
oops it should me goosiping
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]colfarrell1 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]joxertheteddybearpirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME]its day 2 in the hospital for fatty as he recovers from his ordeal and he is bored and looking out of the window while the nurse treats his wounds with more goose fat.
fatty is looking out the window at cute young birds.fatty likes young birds.he notices that there is a pair of PARUS CAERULEUS trying to build a new home in the tree outside his downtrodden flea ridden hospital bedroom window.
as he looks closer at the young birds their newly built home falls out the tree and to the floor right in front of another nurse enjoying a drag on her fag.due to the new draconian laws brought in by this government fags can only be enjoyed outside now,one cannot put a fag in their mouth inside a public building [see a pic of george michael].
fatty is delighted though when the nurse stops sucking on her fag and picks up the birds home,the birds home is in a mess now but she decides to climb the tree with the birds home between her thighs as she shimmys up and put it back to where it was.fatty is now getting quite excited watching the birds which distracts the nurse treating him with the goose fat..
"what are you looking at?" asks his nurse.
fatty replies,"im looking at the nurse outside with the nice pair of tits.shes climbing the tree and i can see that she has an untidy nest between her legs,it really is in a mess"
did you know goose fat can be applied orally?
fatty does...[/QUOTE]
o dear dear dear.. Very funny! Only you could come up with that.. i will be gossiping with the great tit if u need me[/QUOTE]
oops it should be goosiping
fatty is looking out the window at cute young birds.fatty likes young birds.he notices that there is a pair of PARUS CAERULEUS trying to build a new home in the tree outside his downtrodden flea ridden hospital bedroom window.
as he looks closer at the young birds their newly built home falls out the tree and to the floor right in front of another nurse enjoying a drag on her fag.due to the new draconian laws brought in by this government fags can only be enjoyed outside now,one cannot put a fag in their mouth inside a public building [see a pic of george michael].
fatty is delighted though when the nurse stops sucking on her fag and picks up the birds home,the birds home is in a mess now but she decides to climb the tree with the birds home between her thighs as she shimmys up and put it back to where it was.fatty is now getting quite excited watching the birds which distracts the nurse treating him with the goose fat..
"what are you looking at?" asks his nurse.
fatty replies,"im looking at the nurse outside with the nice pair of tits.shes climbing the tree and i can see that she has an untidy nest between her legs,it really is in a mess"
did you know goose fat can be applied orally?
fatty does...[/QUOTE]
o dear dear dear.. Very funny! Only you could come up with that.. i will be gossiping with the great tit if u need me[/QUOTE]
oops it should be goosiping
[bumped]
Only Fatty could pry the international press spotlight away from Glaswegian John Smeaton (BAA's own Jack Bauer).
Courage, our rapidly aging friend, courage.
Courage, our rapidly aging friend, courage.
this is just great!!
Oh, the old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be,
Ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be.
The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be,
Many long years ago.
Many long years ago, many long years ago.
The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be,
Many long years ago.
The old gray mare, she kicked on the whiffletree,
Kicked on the whiffletree, kicked on the whiffletree
The old gray mare, she kicked on the whiffletree
Many long years ago.
Many long years ago, many long years ago,
The old gray mare, she kicked on the whiffletree
Many long years ago.
Ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be.
The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be,
Many long years ago.
Many long years ago, many long years ago.
The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be,
Many long years ago.
The old gray mare, she kicked on the whiffletree,
Kicked on the whiffletree, kicked on the whiffletree
The old gray mare, she kicked on the whiffletree
Many long years ago.
Many long years ago, many long years ago,
The old gray mare, she kicked on the whiffletree
Many long years ago.
That's horrible! Let's just hope he can pull through and be able to enjoy 4 breakfasts in the near future!
Send your charitable donations to the Fatty Breakfast Fund: buyfattybreakfast.com
its day 4 and fatty gets some visitors:....
fatty is lying in his bed peeling the setting goose fat off his wounds when he hears a familiar voice.its Salmon Rushkie his east european fisherman friend.Salmon used to be a writer before he became a fisherman,he used to write books about father christmas.one of his books,"the saint nick verses" got him into a lot of trouble with non-believers so he stopped writing and became a fisherman.
Salmon has brought a fish breakfast in for fatty.fatty likes breakfast,he has breakfast 4 times a day.todays breakfast consists of shellfish products,Salmon Rushkie passes Fatty an assortment of shellfish which Fatty covers in salt,pepper and vinegar and starts to devour.fatty always uses too much salt on his food.Salmon asks Fatty if he would like to taste what he's eating,fatty says yes.
after a few minutes a nurse pops into the room to check on fatty and she notices that he's eating his shellfish breakfast and asks if she can have a taste.fatty lets her but she doesnt like the flavour of the shellfish.
later that day,Fatty's other friend janet comes to visit him with a bunch of flowers and asks him what he's been doing..
"well" says Fatty "my friend Salmon came this morning with a seafood breakfast" he continues "he asked me if i wanted to taste his winkle so i put it in my mouth.it wasnt very nice.the nurse came in to see what we were up to,so i offered her my cockle which she tasted but she spat it back out again as it was too salty for her liking"
can you get concusion from a bunch of flowers?
fatty can...
fatty is lying in his bed peeling the setting goose fat off his wounds when he hears a familiar voice.its Salmon Rushkie his east european fisherman friend.Salmon used to be a writer before he became a fisherman,he used to write books about father christmas.one of his books,"the saint nick verses" got him into a lot of trouble with non-believers so he stopped writing and became a fisherman.
Salmon has brought a fish breakfast in for fatty.fatty likes breakfast,he has breakfast 4 times a day.todays breakfast consists of shellfish products,Salmon Rushkie passes Fatty an assortment of shellfish which Fatty covers in salt,pepper and vinegar and starts to devour.fatty always uses too much salt on his food.Salmon asks Fatty if he would like to taste what he's eating,fatty says yes.
after a few minutes a nurse pops into the room to check on fatty and she notices that he's eating his shellfish breakfast and asks if she can have a taste.fatty lets her but she doesnt like the flavour of the shellfish.
later that day,Fatty's other friend janet comes to visit him with a bunch of flowers and asks him what he's been doing..
"well" says Fatty "my friend Salmon came this morning with a seafood breakfast" he continues "he asked me if i wanted to taste his winkle so i put it in my mouth.it wasnt very nice.the nurse came in to see what we were up to,so i offered her my cockle which she tasted but she spat it back out again as it was too salty for her liking"
can you get concusion from a bunch of flowers?
fatty can...
Joxer.... xDD
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Joxer.... xDD[/QUOTE]
couldnt resist it.
it would of been rude not to ;-]
couldnt resist it.
it would of been rude not to ;-]
Oh my...
;-)
;-)
This is f***ing good.
I'm in bed and i've nearly pissed it with laughter!!!XD
I'm in bed and i've nearly pissed it with laughter!!!XD