[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]J R Deaky wrote: [/QUOTENAME]This is f***ing good.
I'm in bed and i've nearly pissed it with laughter!!!XD [/QUOTE]
i know how you feel!!
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its day 6 and fatty is getting restless...
fatty is bored and calls his special friend who works in the backroom of his favourite shop.fattys favourite shop has blacked out windows and serves its goods from under the counter in brown paper bags.
fattys friend is half welsh and half japanese and she arrives with an assortment of magazines for him which he hides under the mattress.as hes doing this he catches her with his elbow and it soon gets bruised and enlarged so he uses some of joxer's ointment to sooth it.
as he applies the ointment his friend asks him if he would like to visit the new restaurant at the top of the stock cube factory,fatty agrees as he likes stock cubes on his 4 daily breakfasts and has never been to the factory.
later after his friend has gone Janet comes to visit him and asks him how his day has been while emptying his bed pan...
"well" says fatty."ive had a strange day,firstly Myfanny Isitchi and im sore after i caught her with my elbow on the bed so ive rubbed some goose fat into it and my swelling is going down now .after i leave here she wants me to take her up the Oxo Tower and im very excited about it as ive never taken anyone up the Oxo Tower before"
can you fit a bed pan on someones head?
janet can....
fatty is bored and calls his special friend who works in the backroom of his favourite shop.fattys favourite shop has blacked out windows and serves its goods from under the counter in brown paper bags.
fattys friend is half welsh and half japanese and she arrives with an assortment of magazines for him which he hides under the mattress.as hes doing this he catches her with his elbow and it soon gets bruised and enlarged so he uses some of joxer's ointment to sooth it.
as he applies the ointment his friend asks him if he would like to visit the new restaurant at the top of the stock cube factory,fatty agrees as he likes stock cubes on his 4 daily breakfasts and has never been to the factory.
later after his friend has gone Janet comes to visit him and asks him how his day has been while emptying his bed pan...
"well" says fatty."ive had a strange day,firstly Myfanny Isitchi and im sore after i caught her with my elbow on the bed so ive rubbed some goose fat into it and my swelling is going down now .after i leave here she wants me to take her up the Oxo Tower and im very excited about it as ive never taken anyone up the Oxo Tower before"
can you fit a bed pan on someones head?
janet can....
ROFL, Joxer, are you sure fatty doesn't look anything like this?
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l253/whitequeenluvr/goosefat.jpg
XD
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l253/whitequeenluvr/goosefat.jpg
XD
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]joxerthesnaileatingpirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME]its day 6 and fatty is getting restless...
fatty is bored and calls his special friend who works in the backroom of his favourite shop.fattys favourite shop has blacked out windows and serves its goods from under the counter in brown paper bags.
fattys friend is half welsh and half japanese and she arrives with an assortment of magazines for him which he hides under the mattress.as hes doing this he catches her with his elbow and it soon gets bruised and enlarged so he uses some of joxer's ointment to sooth it.
as he applies the ointment his friend asks him if he would like to visit the new restaurant at the top of the stock cube factory,fatty agrees as he likes stock cubes on his 4 daily breakfasts and has never been to the factory.
later after his friend has gone Janet comes to visit him and asks him how his day has been while emptying his bed pan...
"well" says fatty."ive had a strange day,firstly Myfanny Isitchi and im sore after i caught her with my elbow on the bed so ive rubbed some goose fat into it and my swelling is going down now .after i leave here she wants me to take her up the Oxo Tower and im very excited about it as ive never taken anyone up the Oxo Tower before"
can you fit a bed pan on someones head?
janet can....[/QUOTE]
depends how little the head is
fatty is bored and calls his special friend who works in the backroom of his favourite shop.fattys favourite shop has blacked out windows and serves its goods from under the counter in brown paper bags.
fattys friend is half welsh and half japanese and she arrives with an assortment of magazines for him which he hides under the mattress.as hes doing this he catches her with his elbow and it soon gets bruised and enlarged so he uses some of joxer's ointment to sooth it.
as he applies the ointment his friend asks him if he would like to visit the new restaurant at the top of the stock cube factory,fatty agrees as he likes stock cubes on his 4 daily breakfasts and has never been to the factory.
later after his friend has gone Janet comes to visit him and asks him how his day has been while emptying his bed pan...
"well" says fatty."ive had a strange day,firstly Myfanny Isitchi and im sore after i caught her with my elbow on the bed so ive rubbed some goose fat into it and my swelling is going down now .after i leave here she wants me to take her up the Oxo Tower and im very excited about it as ive never taken anyone up the Oxo Tower before"
can you fit a bed pan on someones head?
janet can....[/QUOTE]
depends how little the head is
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]colfarrell1 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]joxerthesnaileatingpirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME]its day 6 and fatty is getting restless...
fatty is bored and calls his special friend who works in the backroom of his favourite shop.fattys favourite shop has blacked out windows and serves its goods from under the counter in brown paper bags.
fattys friend is half welsh and half japanese and she arrives with an assortment of magazines for him which he hides under the mattress.as hes doing this he catches her with his elbow and it soon gets bruised and enlarged so he uses some of joxer's ointment to sooth it.
as he applies the ointment his friend asks him if he would like to visit the new restaurant at the top of the stock cube factory,fatty agrees as he likes stock cubes on his 4 daily breakfasts and has never been to the factory.
later after his friend has gone Janet comes to visit him and asks him how his day has been while emptying his bed pan...
"well" says fatty."ive had a strange day,firstly Myfanny Isitchi and im sore after i caught her with my elbow on the bed so ive rubbed some goose fat into it and my swelling is going down now .after i leave here she wants me to take her up the Oxo Tower and im very excited about it as ive never taken anyone up the Oxo Tower before"
can you fit a bed pan on someones head?
janet can....[/QUOTE]
depends how little the head is[/QUOTE]
Good call.
;-)
fatty is bored and calls his special friend who works in the backroom of his favourite shop.fattys favourite shop has blacked out windows and serves its goods from under the counter in brown paper bags.
fattys friend is half welsh and half japanese and she arrives with an assortment of magazines for him which he hides under the mattress.as hes doing this he catches her with his elbow and it soon gets bruised and enlarged so he uses some of joxer's ointment to sooth it.
as he applies the ointment his friend asks him if he would like to visit the new restaurant at the top of the stock cube factory,fatty agrees as he likes stock cubes on his 4 daily breakfasts and has never been to the factory.
later after his friend has gone Janet comes to visit him and asks him how his day has been while emptying his bed pan...
"well" says fatty."ive had a strange day,firstly Myfanny Isitchi and im sore after i caught her with my elbow on the bed so ive rubbed some goose fat into it and my swelling is going down now .after i leave here she wants me to take her up the Oxo Tower and im very excited about it as ive never taken anyone up the Oxo Tower before"
can you fit a bed pan on someones head?
janet can....[/QUOTE]
depends how little the head is[/QUOTE]
Good call.
;-)
There's a very Terry Wogan vibe happening on this thread.... its like Janet and John X-rated.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Janet wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]colfarrell1 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]joxerthesnaileatingpirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME]its day 6 and fatty is getting restless...
fatty is bored and calls his special friend who works in the backroom of his favourite shop.fattys favourite shop has blacked out windows and serves its goods from under the counter in brown paper bags.
fattys friend is half welsh and half japanese and she arrives with an assortment of magazines for him which he hides under the mattress.as hes doing this he catches her with his elbow and it soon gets bruised and enlarged so he uses some of joxer's ointment to sooth it.
as he applies the ointment his friend asks him if he would like to visit the new restaurant at the top of the stock cube factory,fatty agrees as he likes stock cubes on his 4 daily breakfasts and has never been to the factory.
later after his friend has gone Janet comes to visit him and asks him how his day has been while emptying his bed pan...
"well" says fatty."ive had a strange day,firstly Myfanny Isitchi and im sore after i caught her with my elbow on the bed so ive rubbed some goose fat into it and my swelling is going down now .after i leave here she wants me to take her up the Oxo Tower and im very excited about it as ive never taken anyone up the Oxo Tower before"
can you fit a bed pan on someones head?
janet can....[/QUOTE]
depends how little the head is[/QUOTE]
Good call.
;-)[/QUOTE]
thank you
fatty is bored and calls his special friend who works in the backroom of his favourite shop.fattys favourite shop has blacked out windows and serves its goods from under the counter in brown paper bags.
fattys friend is half welsh and half japanese and she arrives with an assortment of magazines for him which he hides under the mattress.as hes doing this he catches her with his elbow and it soon gets bruised and enlarged so he uses some of joxer's ointment to sooth it.
as he applies the ointment his friend asks him if he would like to visit the new restaurant at the top of the stock cube factory,fatty agrees as he likes stock cubes on his 4 daily breakfasts and has never been to the factory.
later after his friend has gone Janet comes to visit him and asks him how his day has been while emptying his bed pan...
"well" says fatty."ive had a strange day,firstly Myfanny Isitchi and im sore after i caught her with my elbow on the bed so ive rubbed some goose fat into it and my swelling is going down now .after i leave here she wants me to take her up the Oxo Tower and im very excited about it as ive never taken anyone up the Oxo Tower before"
can you fit a bed pan on someones head?
janet can....[/QUOTE]
depends how little the head is[/QUOTE]
Good call.
;-)[/QUOTE]
thank you
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]inmydefence wrote: [/QUOTENAME]There's a very Terry Wogan vibe happening on this thread.... its like Janet and John X-rated.[/QUOTE]
consider it a tip of the hat to all of Wogan's TOGS.i have to stop what im doing when he reads one the stories to Boggy.have you got the janet and john cd's?
consider it a tip of the hat to all of Wogan's TOGS.i have to stop what im doing when he reads one the stories to Boggy.have you got the janet and john cd's?
*sends flowers and a small can of goose fat to fatty*
possibly for a recovering 5th breakfast?
possibly for a recovering 5th breakfast?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]joxerthesnaileatingpirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]inmydefence wrote: [/QUOTENAME]There's a very Terry Wogan vibe happening on this thread.... its like Janet and John X-rated.[/QUOTE]
consider it a tip of the hat to all of Wogan's TOGS.i have to stop what im doing when he reads one the stories to Boggy.have you got the janet and john cd's?[/QUOTE]
No i haven't but i bet they are comedic gold! there is a certain amount of genius to the mans wit. guess thats why his breakfast show is one the (if not THE) most viewed breakfast show's in the world!
consider it a tip of the hat to all of Wogan's TOGS.i have to stop what im doing when he reads one the stories to Boggy.have you got the janet and john cd's?[/QUOTE]
No i haven't but i bet they are comedic gold! there is a certain amount of genius to the mans wit. guess thats why his breakfast show is one the (if not THE) most viewed breakfast show's in the world!