Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Movie Review

Hey, don't feel bad; my biggest fear came true. ****At the release party*** some asshole DID open up the book after buying it, went straight to the end and then said something to pretty much kill it for me. :/

Thanks folks. Well, guess I can quietly forget I read that when I get the books.

Adam.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Penetration_Guru wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I found it lacking in actual plot.[/QUOTE]

On the bright side Adam, the sudden drop in quality won't be such a shock, right?? :)

Spoilers are uncalled for, but a few sadistic people need to get their kicks and spoil it for as many people as possible. I almost wish that Filch or Umbridge could administer their sick punishments to these spoilsports.

However, I think this new 7th book will still be enjoyable even if the reader encounters a spoilsport before finishing the book. For example, I really enjoyed books 1, 2, 3 and 4 this year even though I had already seen the movies. In fact, I almost missed my plane for a work trip to China, because I was excessively absorbed in the story (Yes, I know that I am a "loser").

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=0066FF>? Horsitoo wrote: [/QUOTENAME]- VOLDEMORT KILLS SNAPE, WHO WAS ACTUALLY GOOD ALL THE TIME.
- HARRY KILLS VOLDEMORT.
- RON & HERMIONE END UP TOGETHER.[/QUOTE]

FUUUUUCCCKKKK YOOOUUU DAMNIT NOOOOOOOO

The funny thing is that you'd believe anything. You people want to read spoilers, it turns you on.

If I had said HARRY DIES, HERMIONE ENDS UP WITH DRACO and/or RON KILLS SNAPE, you would have believed it too!


And you don't actually know if I'm saying the truth, now you'll read the fucking book just to find out if I was right. And you won't enjoy it, and you'll get upset.

Actually I was trying really hard to tell myself that what you said was wrong. Once I saw the first sentence I stopped there because I didn't want any more to be ruined. But now I am relieved that you said it's not true...but maybe it is..I don't know.

I wanted to run up and down in front of bookstores shouting fake + real spoilers to people, just to see what they'd believe....

In the end I veto'd the idea because it's a waste of time!

I wanted to get a bunch of Star Wars people together and have them battle each other, yes, yes.

I will never read the books. Why don't I just play with building blocks that have magic powers? Answer me that.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]QueenMercury46 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Actually I was trying really hard to tell myself that what you said was wrong. Once I saw the first sentence I stopped there because I didn't want any more to be ruined. But now I am relieved that you said it's not true...but maybe it is..I don't know.[/QUOTE]

Hurry up and read it, and then you'll find out!