Is your name long or short?
Is it pronounced fast or slow?
Would you change your name to Starchild?
How about Jamal?
=====Smoking and Drinking and Doing Drugs===
What is your favorite brand of cigarettes?
Or do you hand roll your cigarettes?
How many packs of cigarettes do you smoke a day?
Do you use a long cigarette holder?
Do you like to chew tobacco?
How many drinks do you have a day?
Do you prefer vodka or champagne?
Do you usually drink an entire bottle of vodka in one sitting?
Have you been so drunk that you blacked out?
Do you do that almost every day?
How many times a day do you smoke marijuana?
Do you smoke it in your car or outside?
Do you grow it in your yard?
Do you like to mix it in your food?
Do you often take steroids? Do they work?
Do you like to do cocaine?
What do you use to cut it into lines?
Do you shoot heroin?
Where do you get your syringes? Do you get them from a diabetic person? Or the doctors office?
Do you usually like to shoot heroin and cocaine together?
Do you like to drink Red Rum? How often?
How many times have you done ecstasy?
Do you like to do prescription drugs?
Do you steal them from people's homes?
Or do you write out a fake prescription?
Do you usually take them without knowing what it is?
Do you prefer amphetamines or barbiturates?
Have you ever done drugs, and then woke up in a dumpster?
Have you overdosed on drugs yet? Did you have to go to the ER?
Did you do it in the bathroom? Or in your car? Who found you?
Do you have to sell your favorite things to buy drugs?
Do you need to go to rehab? Already been to rehab?
========Crime========
Have you ever stolen a car?
Do you know how to hotwire a car?
Do you break into cars?
Have you been to juvenile hall yet?
Have you been arrested for drug possesion yet?
Have you been in the back of a police car? How many times?
Have the police ever been in your house? What did they find?
Do you want to sit in an electric chair?
Do you own one?
Do you use it to cook food?
Have you ever thought of robbing a bank?
Did you know that it has crossed most people's minds before?
Have you ever held anyone hostage in your own home?
In their home?
At the bank?
Have you ever burgularized a home?
Was it someone you know?
Did you do it alone or with a group of friends?
Did you get lots of cool stuff? Did you sell any of it?
How often do you steal people's wallets? How many are in your collection?
Do you like to commit identity theft?
How many other credit card numbers do you know so far?
How many things have you bought with them?
Have you been to court?
Did they let you go for reason of insanity?
Have you been on the news because of your crimes?
Do you believe homosexuality is a crime?
Would you prefer to be executed by lethal injection?
Do you print counterfiet money on your computer? Have you used it?
Have you ever visited a prison?
Do you like the outfits they wear in prison?
Have your robbed the convenience store yet?
Have you ever thought of organizing a killing spree at McDonalds?
======Having Sex=======
How many people have you had sex with?
Have you ever slept with someone to get something you want?
Do you give sex so you don't have to pay for something?
Have you ever had oral sex in a stairwell?
With a complete stranger?
Did you get an STD yet? Do you have lots of sex anyway?
Are you pregnant?
Are you trying to get pregnant?
How many abortions have you had so far?
Did you ever give yourself an abortion?
Have you ever had sex in an elevator? Public bathroom? At the park?
Are you gay, bi, or pan?
Do you have a child and you need a paternity test?
Do all your children have a different father?
Do you have lots of unprotected sex?
When did you start?
Do you have sex with people without knowing their name?
Thread
Posts in chronological order
=========Holidays=========
Is Halloween your favorite religious holiday?
Or is it Yom Kippur?
Do you celebrate Bastille Day?
What do you usually do for Flag Day?
Does your family like to celebrate Kwanzaa?
What did you get for Kwanzaa this year?
What are you doing for Ramadan this year?
What do you want for Hannukah this year?
How many bar mitzvas have you been to?
Which one was the best?
Did you make your own holiday?
What resturant do you usually go to for Thanksgiving?
========Recreation=======
Do you like to go to the circus?
Did you ever talk to a circus clown?
Have you considered joining the circus? Do you know how?
Would you be an acrobat?
Do you like the song they play at the circus?
How often do you like to go to the carnival?
Who takes you?
Do you like the ferris wheel?
Have you ever stolen a bumper car from a carnival?
Did you ride it in the street?
Do you go to the cinema every week?
Do you usually sit in the front row, or in the aisle?
Do you prefer to see a classic film, or a comedy?
Do you throw things at the screen?
Do you like to yell loudly in the theater?
Who takes you to the cinema?
Have you been banned from a movie theater yet?
=======Television=======
Do you like to watch talk shows? Which one is the best?
Do you like to watch court shows?
Do you own them on DVD?
Do you yell at your TV?
Did you ever throw your TV out the window?
Have you never seen cable/satellite TV?
Do you like to watch infomercials? Which one is your favorite?
=======Music========
Do you prefer mainsteam music?
Do you have at least 100 favorite bands? More?
Do you prefer CD, cassette, record, EP, or 8-track?
What is your favorite 8-track?
Do you prefer 33, 45, or 78 RPM records?
Do you have your own band? Do you play concerts?
Will people usually throw things at you?
Do you have your own CD?
How many people bought it?
Do you work at the record store?
What is the best theme song to a TV show? Do you own it on CD?
Do you work at a radio station? Do you have your own radio station?
Do you usually play guitar for several hours a day?
Do you enjoy listening to lots of 80's music? How often?
Do you like to listen to lots of black metal? Is it your favorite genre?
Do you own at least 500 CDs?
Do you usually buy more than 5-10 CDs at a time? At least once a week?
How many music magazines do you read? More than 5?
How many genres do you listen to?
Does everyone else know that you're really into music?
Do you spend all your money on CDs?
What are your favorite CDs to listen to when you're on drugs?
When you're drunk?
When you're chewing tobacco?
When you're sitting on the floor with your back against the wall?
When you're at work?
When you're sitting in the garage?
=======Movies=======
Have you ever seen the movie "Killer Klowns from Outer Space"?
Did you see it in the theater?
Do you like the movie "It"?
Have you seen the film "Leprechaun"?
Have you seen every Leprechaun movie? I have.
Did you enjoy the film "Gacy"?
Did you see it in the theater?
Do you prefer DVD, VHS, Laser Disk, or Beta Max?
=======Eating=======
Do you usually go out to eat?
When you go to McDonalds, do you only order from the dollar menu?
Is your favorite sandwich the Fish Fillet? Mine is.
Do you usually go to McDonalds almost every day?
Have you been to Wiener's Circle in Chicago?
Did you like talking to the employees? Do you want to be one?
Do you like eating french fries smothered in cheese?
Do you like eating burritos?
After you eat dinner, do you then order pizza?
Do you ever have food binges? How often?
Do you throw up afterwords?
What's your favorite purging method?
What brand of laxatives do you usually use?
Do you use an enema?
How much weight have you lost so f
Is Halloween your favorite religious holiday?
Or is it Yom Kippur?
Do you celebrate Bastille Day?
What do you usually do for Flag Day?
Does your family like to celebrate Kwanzaa?
What did you get for Kwanzaa this year?
What are you doing for Ramadan this year?
What do you want for Hannukah this year?
How many bar mitzvas have you been to?
Which one was the best?
Did you make your own holiday?
What resturant do you usually go to for Thanksgiving?
========Recreation=======
Do you like to go to the circus?
Did you ever talk to a circus clown?
Have you considered joining the circus? Do you know how?
Would you be an acrobat?
Do you like the song they play at the circus?
How often do you like to go to the carnival?
Who takes you?
Do you like the ferris wheel?
Have you ever stolen a bumper car from a carnival?
Did you ride it in the street?
Do you go to the cinema every week?
Do you usually sit in the front row, or in the aisle?
Do you prefer to see a classic film, or a comedy?
Do you throw things at the screen?
Do you like to yell loudly in the theater?
Who takes you to the cinema?
Have you been banned from a movie theater yet?
=======Television=======
Do you like to watch talk shows? Which one is the best?
Do you like to watch court shows?
Do you own them on DVD?
Do you yell at your TV?
Did you ever throw your TV out the window?
Have you never seen cable/satellite TV?
Do you like to watch infomercials? Which one is your favorite?
=======Music========
Do you prefer mainsteam music?
Do you have at least 100 favorite bands? More?
Do you prefer CD, cassette, record, EP, or 8-track?
What is your favorite 8-track?
Do you prefer 33, 45, or 78 RPM records?
Do you have your own band? Do you play concerts?
Will people usually throw things at you?
Do you have your own CD?
How many people bought it?
Do you work at the record store?
What is the best theme song to a TV show? Do you own it on CD?
Do you work at a radio station? Do you have your own radio station?
Do you usually play guitar for several hours a day?
Do you enjoy listening to lots of 80's music? How often?
Do you like to listen to lots of black metal? Is it your favorite genre?
Do you own at least 500 CDs?
Do you usually buy more than 5-10 CDs at a time? At least once a week?
How many music magazines do you read? More than 5?
How many genres do you listen to?
Does everyone else know that you're really into music?
Do you spend all your money on CDs?
What are your favorite CDs to listen to when you're on drugs?
When you're drunk?
When you're chewing tobacco?
When you're sitting on the floor with your back against the wall?
When you're at work?
When you're sitting in the garage?
=======Movies=======
Have you ever seen the movie "Killer Klowns from Outer Space"?
Did you see it in the theater?
Do you like the movie "It"?
Have you seen the film "Leprechaun"?
Have you seen every Leprechaun movie? I have.
Did you enjoy the film "Gacy"?
Did you see it in the theater?
Do you prefer DVD, VHS, Laser Disk, or Beta Max?
=======Eating=======
Do you usually go out to eat?
When you go to McDonalds, do you only order from the dollar menu?
Is your favorite sandwich the Fish Fillet? Mine is.
Do you usually go to McDonalds almost every day?
Have you been to Wiener's Circle in Chicago?
Did you like talking to the employees? Do you want to be one?
Do you like eating french fries smothered in cheese?
Do you like eating burritos?
After you eat dinner, do you then order pizza?
Do you ever have food binges? How often?
Do you throw up afterwords?
What's your favorite purging method?
What brand of laxatives do you usually use?
Do you use an enema?
How much weight have you lost so f
Man, they weren't kidding when the dubbed this the 'Personal' forum...
... o_0 ...!
I think you just topped the survey lady who rang me up about didymo
I think you just topped the survey lady who rang me up about didymo
Ooooooooooookay...
This is the twilight zone indeed :P
This is the twilight zone indeed :P
id probably consider answering them if there werent so many
Well, there's always a first person... Here I go...
Is your name long or short? Short
Is it pronounced fast or slow? Whatever turns you on. :P I pronounce it fast.
Would you change your name to Starchild? NO!
How about Jamal? WTF? NO!
=====Smoking and Drinking and Doing Drugs===
What is your favorite brand of cigarettes? I wish I could burn down all the cigarette factories.
Or do you hand roll your cigarettes? I hate cigarettes
How many packs of cigarettes do you smoke a day? None
Do you use a long cigarette holder? For masturbation only. Just kidding.
Do you like to chew tobacco? Eww.
How many drinks do you have a day? Several glasses of water, and often grape juice too.
Do you prefer vodka or champagne? Champagne, but I don't really drink.
Do you usually drink an entire bottle of vodka in one sitting? I usually don't drink vodka. ;)
Have you been so drunk that you blacked out? Never been drunk.
Do you do that almost every day? I'd love to write "yes" just to make the whole thing contradictory.
How many times a day do you smoke marijuana? None.
Do you smoke it in your car or outside? I hate people who smoke in the car, it's disrespectful.
Do you grow it in your yard? I don't grow marijuana in my yard, you sicko.
Do you like to mix it in your food? NO!
Do you often take steroids? Do they work? I don't.
Do you like to do cocaine? Never tried, never will.
What do you use to cut it into lines? Erm... Pardon me?
Do you shoot heroin? Nope.
Where do you get your syringes? Do you get them from a diabetic person? Or the doctors office? Shut up, you sicko.
Do you usually like to shoot heroin and cocaine together? I don't take any of them!
Do you like to drink Red Rum? How often? I dunno what that is.
How many times have you done ecstasy? None.
Do you like to do prescription drugs? Nope. Actually, when I got a throat surgery, I loved it when the doctor gave me anesthetics... Does that count?
Do you steal them from people's homes? Nope.
Or do you write out a fake prescription? Nope.
Do you usually take them without knowing what it is? NO!
Do you prefer amphetamines or barbiturates? None.
Have you ever done drugs, and then woke up in a dumpster? No!
Have you overdosed on drugs yet? Did you have to go to the ER? "yet"... Pffft. I never will, bastard.
Did you do it in the bathroom? Or in your car? Who found you? I won't even tell you what I do in the bathroom... Ok, I will... Poo poo and wee wee.
Do you have to sell your favorite things to buy drugs? Nope.
Do you need to go to rehab? Already been to rehab? NO!
========Crime========
Have you ever stolen a car? No.
Do you know how to hotwire a car? No.
Do you break into cars? No.
Have you been to juvenile hall yet? No.
Have you been arrested for drug possesion yet? No.
Have you been in the back of a police car? How many times? No. Zero.
Have the police ever been in your house? What did they find? Yes, because we called them when we were robbed.
Do you want to sit in an electric chair? No.
Do you own one? No comment.
Do you use it to cook food? This quiz is pathetic.
Have you ever thought of robbing a bank? Not in a serious way.
Did you know that it has crossed most people's minds before? Big deal.
Have you ever held anyone hostage in your own home? Myself.
In their home? Myself.
At the bank? No.
Have you ever burgularized a home? No.
Was it someone you know? No.
Did you do it alone or with a group of friends? None.
Did you get lots of cool stuff? Did you sell any of it? See previous answers.
How often do you steal people's wallets? How many are in your collection? I never did.
Do you like to commit identity theft? No.
How many other credit card numbers do you know so far? None.
How many things have you bought with them? None.
Have you been to court? No.
Did they let you go for reason of insanity? No.
Have you been on the news because of your crimes? No.
Do you believe homosexuality is a cr
Is your name long or short? Short
Is it pronounced fast or slow? Whatever turns you on. :P I pronounce it fast.
Would you change your name to Starchild? NO!
How about Jamal? WTF? NO!
=====Smoking and Drinking and Doing Drugs===
What is your favorite brand of cigarettes? I wish I could burn down all the cigarette factories.
Or do you hand roll your cigarettes? I hate cigarettes
How many packs of cigarettes do you smoke a day? None
Do you use a long cigarette holder? For masturbation only. Just kidding.
Do you like to chew tobacco? Eww.
How many drinks do you have a day? Several glasses of water, and often grape juice too.
Do you prefer vodka or champagne? Champagne, but I don't really drink.
Do you usually drink an entire bottle of vodka in one sitting? I usually don't drink vodka. ;)
Have you been so drunk that you blacked out? Never been drunk.
Do you do that almost every day? I'd love to write "yes" just to make the whole thing contradictory.
How many times a day do you smoke marijuana? None.
Do you smoke it in your car or outside? I hate people who smoke in the car, it's disrespectful.
Do you grow it in your yard? I don't grow marijuana in my yard, you sicko.
Do you like to mix it in your food? NO!
Do you often take steroids? Do they work? I don't.
Do you like to do cocaine? Never tried, never will.
What do you use to cut it into lines? Erm... Pardon me?
Do you shoot heroin? Nope.
Where do you get your syringes? Do you get them from a diabetic person? Or the doctors office? Shut up, you sicko.
Do you usually like to shoot heroin and cocaine together? I don't take any of them!
Do you like to drink Red Rum? How often? I dunno what that is.
How many times have you done ecstasy? None.
Do you like to do prescription drugs? Nope. Actually, when I got a throat surgery, I loved it when the doctor gave me anesthetics... Does that count?
Do you steal them from people's homes? Nope.
Or do you write out a fake prescription? Nope.
Do you usually take them without knowing what it is? NO!
Do you prefer amphetamines or barbiturates? None.
Have you ever done drugs, and then woke up in a dumpster? No!
Have you overdosed on drugs yet? Did you have to go to the ER? "yet"... Pffft. I never will, bastard.
Did you do it in the bathroom? Or in your car? Who found you? I won't even tell you what I do in the bathroom... Ok, I will... Poo poo and wee wee.
Do you have to sell your favorite things to buy drugs? Nope.
Do you need to go to rehab? Already been to rehab? NO!
========Crime========
Have you ever stolen a car? No.
Do you know how to hotwire a car? No.
Do you break into cars? No.
Have you been to juvenile hall yet? No.
Have you been arrested for drug possesion yet? No.
Have you been in the back of a police car? How many times? No. Zero.
Have the police ever been in your house? What did they find? Yes, because we called them when we were robbed.
Do you want to sit in an electric chair? No.
Do you own one? No comment.
Do you use it to cook food? This quiz is pathetic.
Have you ever thought of robbing a bank? Not in a serious way.
Did you know that it has crossed most people's minds before? Big deal.
Have you ever held anyone hostage in your own home? Myself.
In their home? Myself.
At the bank? No.
Have you ever burgularized a home? No.
Was it someone you know? No.
Did you do it alone or with a group of friends? None.
Did you get lots of cool stuff? Did you sell any of it? See previous answers.
How often do you steal people's wallets? How many are in your collection? I never did.
Do you like to commit identity theft? No.
How many other credit card numbers do you know so far? None.
How many things have you bought with them? None.
Have you been to court? No.
Did they let you go for reason of insanity? No.
Have you been on the news because of your crimes? No.
Do you believe homosexuality is a cr
=======School========
Did you often swear at a teacher? Yes. ;P
Did you always smoke in the bathroom? I DON'T FUCKING SMOKE!
Did you smoke in the hallway? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!
Did you skip class most days? No.
Did you vandalize anything? No.
Did you participate in hazing? Wha...............?
Did you often like to steal food from teacher's offices? No.
Did you ever walk to school in a drug-induced state? No.
Did you fail all your classes? Never failed at all.
Were you more of a nonconformist? Nah
Were you in the audio-visual club? Nah
Were you voted Worst Dressed? If my hair counts...
Did teachers say you have an emotional disturbance? No. One of them once told me I was poisoned, which was actually true.
Did they put you in special ed? No.
Did you bring liquor to school on most days? Never.
Did you drop out of high school? For what reason? No.
Was school a waste of time? Did you have other things on your mind? It is, but still, I try to enjoy it and do my best.
Were you better that everyone at your school? It's hard to pick the best student there, but I'm part of the "elite". ;)
======Your Job======
Do you work in retail? I'm a student.
Do you work at McDonalds? I'm a student.
Do you often come to work in a drug-induced state? I'm a student. And I don't do drugs.
Does your job pay enough money to support your drug habit? I'm a student. And I don't do drugs.
Do you work at an office? I'm a student.
Do you come to work everyday? I'm a student.
Do you take the bus or the train to work? I'm a student.
After work, do you usually go out and get drunk? I'm a student. And I don't drink.
=======Your Family=======
Have any of your parents gone to prison? No.
Are they still in prison? Do you go visit them? No.
Do you have any siblings you never met? No.
Have any of your family members married a cousin? No.
Would you? No.
Have any of your family members left home and you never saw them again? No.
Do you have a parent you never knew? No.
Is your family violent? I am.
=========Holidays=========
Is Halloween your favorite religious holiday? No.
Or is it Yom Kippur? wtf is that?
Do you celebrate Bastille Day? No.
What do you usually do for Flag Day? Nothing.
Does your family like to celebrate Kwanzaa? No.
What did you get for Kwanzaa this year? Nothing.
What are you doing for Ramadan this year? Nothing.
What do you want for Hannukah this year? Nothing.
How many bar mitzvas have you been to? None.
Which one was the best? None.
Did you make your own holiday? My birthday; My anniversary.
What resturant do you usually go to for Thanksgiving? I don't celebrate it.
========Recreation=======
Do you like to go to the circus? No.
Did you ever talk to a circus clown? No.
Have you considered joining the circus? Do you know how? No. No.
Would you be an acrobat? No.
Do you like the song they play at the circus? No.
How often do you like to go to the carnival? I don't go.
Who takes you? Nobody.
Do you like the ferris wheel? No.
Have you ever stolen a bumper car from a carnival? No.
Did you ride it in the street? No.
Do you go to the cinema every week? No.
Do you usually sit in the front row, or in the aisle? The front row fucks my neck up.
Do you prefer to see a classic film, or a comedy? Comedy.
Do you throw things at the screen? Only idiots would do that.
Do you like to yell loudly in the theater? No.
Who takes you to the cinema? Nobody.
Have you been banned from a movie theater yet? No.
=======Television=======
Do you like to watch talk shows? Which one is the best? Not really.
Do you like to watch court shows? Not really.
Do you own them on DVD? No.
Do you yell at your TV? If I'm alone in my house... :P
Did you ever throw your TV out the window? No!
Have you never seen cable/satellite TV? I see it nearly everyday even though I hate the TV.
Do you like to watch infomercials? Which one is your favorite? No.
=======Music========
Do you prefer ma
Did you often swear at a teacher? Yes. ;P
Did you always smoke in the bathroom? I DON'T FUCKING SMOKE!
Did you smoke in the hallway? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!
Did you skip class most days? No.
Did you vandalize anything? No.
Did you participate in hazing? Wha...............?
Did you often like to steal food from teacher's offices? No.
Did you ever walk to school in a drug-induced state? No.
Did you fail all your classes? Never failed at all.
Were you more of a nonconformist? Nah
Were you in the audio-visual club? Nah
Were you voted Worst Dressed? If my hair counts...
Did teachers say you have an emotional disturbance? No. One of them once told me I was poisoned, which was actually true.
Did they put you in special ed? No.
Did you bring liquor to school on most days? Never.
Did you drop out of high school? For what reason? No.
Was school a waste of time? Did you have other things on your mind? It is, but still, I try to enjoy it and do my best.
Were you better that everyone at your school? It's hard to pick the best student there, but I'm part of the "elite". ;)
======Your Job======
Do you work in retail? I'm a student.
Do you work at McDonalds? I'm a student.
Do you often come to work in a drug-induced state? I'm a student. And I don't do drugs.
Does your job pay enough money to support your drug habit? I'm a student. And I don't do drugs.
Do you work at an office? I'm a student.
Do you come to work everyday? I'm a student.
Do you take the bus or the train to work? I'm a student.
After work, do you usually go out and get drunk? I'm a student. And I don't drink.
=======Your Family=======
Have any of your parents gone to prison? No.
Are they still in prison? Do you go visit them? No.
Do you have any siblings you never met? No.
Have any of your family members married a cousin? No.
Would you? No.
Have any of your family members left home and you never saw them again? No.
Do you have a parent you never knew? No.
Is your family violent? I am.
=========Holidays=========
Is Halloween your favorite religious holiday? No.
Or is it Yom Kippur? wtf is that?
Do you celebrate Bastille Day? No.
What do you usually do for Flag Day? Nothing.
Does your family like to celebrate Kwanzaa? No.
What did you get for Kwanzaa this year? Nothing.
What are you doing for Ramadan this year? Nothing.
What do you want for Hannukah this year? Nothing.
How many bar mitzvas have you been to? None.
Which one was the best? None.
Did you make your own holiday? My birthday; My anniversary.
What resturant do you usually go to for Thanksgiving? I don't celebrate it.
========Recreation=======
Do you like to go to the circus? No.
Did you ever talk to a circus clown? No.
Have you considered joining the circus? Do you know how? No. No.
Would you be an acrobat? No.
Do you like the song they play at the circus? No.
How often do you like to go to the carnival? I don't go.
Who takes you? Nobody.
Do you like the ferris wheel? No.
Have you ever stolen a bumper car from a carnival? No.
Did you ride it in the street? No.
Do you go to the cinema every week? No.
Do you usually sit in the front row, or in the aisle? The front row fucks my neck up.
Do you prefer to see a classic film, or a comedy? Comedy.
Do you throw things at the screen? Only idiots would do that.
Do you like to yell loudly in the theater? No.
Who takes you to the cinema? Nobody.
Have you been banned from a movie theater yet? No.
=======Television=======
Do you like to watch talk shows? Which one is the best? Not really.
Do you like to watch court shows? Not really.
Do you own them on DVD? No.
Do you yell at your TV? If I'm alone in my house... :P
Did you ever throw your TV out the window? No!
Have you never seen cable/satellite TV? I see it nearly everyday even though I hate the TV.
Do you like to watch infomercials? Which one is your favorite? No.
=======Music========
Do you prefer ma
=======Other Questions=======
Have you ever fallen out of bed? Yes, and I remember 2 different occasions.
Do you know someone who died from falling out of bed? No.
Have you ever visited an abandoned insane asylum? No.
Do you like to play Sega Genesis? Never tried it.
Do you usually rent the games at the video store? I don't rent games.
Are you going trick or treating this year? No.
Do you like to listen to talk radio? Sometimes all day? No.
Do you like to walk around the cemetary? I'm not a Goth.
Have you fallen off your balcony yet? Nearly.
Do you like to talk in ebonics? I actually can't.
Do you like to steal things from museums? No.
Are you going to attend clown college? HELL NO.
Have you already been? Do you have a family member who went? No.
Have you ever been on a court TV show? For what? No.
What is your favorite synagogue? How often do you attend services? None. Never.
Do you like to walk on stilts? Where do you go? I should, as I'm short like fuck. But I don't.
How many pairs of stilts do you own? None. Yet.
Have you ever put nair in someone's conditioner? How often? You must think I'm an awful person... :P
How do you feel when you're trapped in the depths of a ghetto? SCARED!
Do you often go to retirement parties? Do you throw them? Never did.
If you could drink out of anyone's shoe, who's would it be? That's a fucked up question. Erm... Jessica's. ;P
Do you walk in the street trying to get hit by cars so you can have the person's money? Good idea... :P
Do you like Kareem-Abdul Jabbar? ...Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Do you want to go to California, where the weed grows high? ...! I bet this quiz was made by a fucked up drug junkie.
Were you born a turtle? I was born Raf.
When you go to someone's house, do you look for things to steal? No.
Do you like to sit on a street corner and look for UFOs? No.
Do you use binoculars when you do it? No. I used binoculars to spy on a neighbor on her bra and knickers once. That was it.
Do you often sit on a street corner, stoned? I don't use drugs. I often jerk off 3+ times a day.
Is there an alien in your head? No, that's just my hair.
Is your life always spinning out of control? No, it's almost 100% under control.
Do you see yourself going in a downward spiral? No. My life is going all the way up... Her skirt. ;) LMAO. J/k.
Have you ever fallen out of bed? Yes, and I remember 2 different occasions.
Do you know someone who died from falling out of bed? No.
Have you ever visited an abandoned insane asylum? No.
Do you like to play Sega Genesis? Never tried it.
Do you usually rent the games at the video store? I don't rent games.
Are you going trick or treating this year? No.
Do you like to listen to talk radio? Sometimes all day? No.
Do you like to walk around the cemetary? I'm not a Goth.
Have you fallen off your balcony yet? Nearly.
Do you like to talk in ebonics? I actually can't.
Do you like to steal things from museums? No.
Are you going to attend clown college? HELL NO.
Have you already been? Do you have a family member who went? No.
Have you ever been on a court TV show? For what? No.
What is your favorite synagogue? How often do you attend services? None. Never.
Do you like to walk on stilts? Where do you go? I should, as I'm short like fuck. But I don't.
How many pairs of stilts do you own? None. Yet.
Have you ever put nair in someone's conditioner? How often? You must think I'm an awful person... :P
How do you feel when you're trapped in the depths of a ghetto? SCARED!
Do you often go to retirement parties? Do you throw them? Never did.
If you could drink out of anyone's shoe, who's would it be? That's a fucked up question. Erm... Jessica's. ;P
Do you walk in the street trying to get hit by cars so you can have the person's money? Good idea... :P
Do you like Kareem-Abdul Jabbar? ...Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Do you want to go to California, where the weed grows high? ...! I bet this quiz was made by a fucked up drug junkie.
Were you born a turtle? I was born Raf.
When you go to someone's house, do you look for things to steal? No.
Do you like to sit on a street corner and look for UFOs? No.
Do you use binoculars when you do it? No. I used binoculars to spy on a neighbor on her bra and knickers once. That was it.
Do you often sit on a street corner, stoned? I don't use drugs. I often jerk off 3+ times a day.
Is there an alien in your head? No, that's just my hair.
Is your life always spinning out of control? No, it's almost 100% under control.
Do you see yourself going in a downward spiral? No. My life is going all the way up... Her skirt. ;) LMAO. J/k.
There. Ha.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Do you see yourself going in a downward spiral? No. My life is going all the way up... Her skirt. ;) LMAO. J/k.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Do you see yourself going in a downward spiral? No. My life is going all the way up... Her skirt. ;) LMAO. J/k.[/QUOTE]
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What? ;)
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What? ;)
Skirts are EVIL.
Really
Really
Guess I'm just bored.
Is your name long or short?
depends which one you use.. let's say short
Is it pronounced fast or slow?
Too fast
Would you change your name to Starchild?
Yeah sure why not
How about Jamal?
No, sounds too much like Jamai
=====Smoking and Drinking and Doing Drugs===
What is your favorite brand of cigarettes?
L & M
Or do you hand roll your cigarettes?
I do that as well
How many packs of cigarettes do you smoke a day?
Depends on my mood.. normally a half one.. can be 1 as well
Do you use a long cigarette holder?
Eh no.
Do you like to chew tobacco?
Haven't tried it yet
How many drinks do you have a day?
none during the working days. About 15 in the weekend
Do you prefer vodka or champagne?
Vodka (I'm half Russian and my mom would kill me if I answered differently)
Do you usually drink an entire bottle of vodka in one sitting?
Not usually no.
Have you been so drunk that you blacked out?
Often
Do you do that almost every day?
No.
How many times a day do you smoke marijuana?
I don't.
Do you smoke it in your car or outside?
see above answer
Do you grow it in your yard?
See 2 answers above.
Do you like to mix it in your food?
getting tired of this already.
Do you often take steroids? Do they work?
No and yes.
Do you like to do cocaine?
No
What do you use to cut it into lines?
I would use you
Do you shoot heroin?
ok let's skip all these questions.
Where do you get your syringes? Do you get them from a diabetic person? Or the doctors office?
Do you usually like to shoot heroin and cocaine together?
Do you like to drink Red Rum? How often?
How many times have you done ecstasy?
Do you like to do prescription drugs?
Do you steal them from people's homes?
Or do you write out a fake prescription?
Do you usually take them without knowing what it is?
Do you prefer amphetamines or barbiturates?
Have you ever done drugs, and then woke up in a dumpster?
Have you overdosed on drugs yet? Did you have to go to the ER?
Did you do it in the bathroom? Or in your car? Who found you?
Do you have to sell your favorite things to buy drugs?
Do you need to go to rehab? Already been to rehab?
========Crime========
Have you ever stolen a car?
Do you know how to hotwire a car?
Do you break into cars?
Have you been to juvenile hall yet?
Have you been arrested for drug possesion yet?
Have you been in the back of a police car? How many times?
Have the police ever been in your house? What did they find?
Do you want to sit in an electric chair?
Do you own one?
Do you use it to cook food?
Have you ever thought of robbing a bank?
Did you know that it has crossed most people's minds before?
Have you ever held anyone hostage in your own home?
In their home?
At the bank?
Have you ever burgularized a home?
Was it someone you know?
Did you do it alone or with a group of friends?
Did you get lots of cool stuff? Did you sell any of it?
How often do you steal people's wallets? How many are in your collection?
Do you like to commit identity theft?
How many other credit card numbers do you know so far?
How many things have you bought with them?
Have you been to court?
Did they let you go for reason of insanity?
Have you been on the news because of your crimes?
Do you believe homosexuality is a crime?
Would you prefer to be executed by lethal injection?
Do you print counterfiet money on your computer? Have you used it?
Have you ever visited a prison?
Do you like the outfits they wear in prison?
Have your robbed the convenience store yet?
Have you ever thought of organizing a killing spree at McDonalds?
======Having Sex=======
How many people have you had sex with?
Have you ever slept with someone to get something you want?
Do you g
Is your name long or short?
depends which one you use.. let's say short
Is it pronounced fast or slow?
Too fast
Would you change your name to Starchild?
Yeah sure why not
How about Jamal?
No, sounds too much like Jamai
=====Smoking and Drinking and Doing Drugs===
What is your favorite brand of cigarettes?
L & M
Or do you hand roll your cigarettes?
I do that as well
How many packs of cigarettes do you smoke a day?
Depends on my mood.. normally a half one.. can be 1 as well
Do you use a long cigarette holder?
Eh no.
Do you like to chew tobacco?
Haven't tried it yet
How many drinks do you have a day?
none during the working days. About 15 in the weekend
Do you prefer vodka or champagne?
Vodka (I'm half Russian and my mom would kill me if I answered differently)
Do you usually drink an entire bottle of vodka in one sitting?
Not usually no.
Have you been so drunk that you blacked out?
Often
Do you do that almost every day?
No.
How many times a day do you smoke marijuana?
I don't.
Do you smoke it in your car or outside?
see above answer
Do you grow it in your yard?
See 2 answers above.
Do you like to mix it in your food?
getting tired of this already.
Do you often take steroids? Do they work?
No and yes.
Do you like to do cocaine?
No
What do you use to cut it into lines?
I would use you
Do you shoot heroin?
ok let's skip all these questions.
Where do you get your syringes? Do you get them from a diabetic person? Or the doctors office?
Do you usually like to shoot heroin and cocaine together?
Do you like to drink Red Rum? How often?
How many times have you done ecstasy?
Do you like to do prescription drugs?
Do you steal them from people's homes?
Or do you write out a fake prescription?
Do you usually take them without knowing what it is?
Do you prefer amphetamines or barbiturates?
Have you ever done drugs, and then woke up in a dumpster?
Have you overdosed on drugs yet? Did you have to go to the ER?
Did you do it in the bathroom? Or in your car? Who found you?
Do you have to sell your favorite things to buy drugs?
Do you need to go to rehab? Already been to rehab?
========Crime========
Have you ever stolen a car?
Do you know how to hotwire a car?
Do you break into cars?
Have you been to juvenile hall yet?
Have you been arrested for drug possesion yet?
Have you been in the back of a police car? How many times?
Have the police ever been in your house? What did they find?
Do you want to sit in an electric chair?
Do you own one?
Do you use it to cook food?
Have you ever thought of robbing a bank?
Did you know that it has crossed most people's minds before?
Have you ever held anyone hostage in your own home?
In their home?
At the bank?
Have you ever burgularized a home?
Was it someone you know?
Did you do it alone or with a group of friends?
Did you get lots of cool stuff? Did you sell any of it?
How often do you steal people's wallets? How many are in your collection?
Do you like to commit identity theft?
How many other credit card numbers do you know so far?
How many things have you bought with them?
Have you been to court?
Did they let you go for reason of insanity?
Have you been on the news because of your crimes?
Do you believe homosexuality is a crime?
Would you prefer to be executed by lethal injection?
Do you print counterfiet money on your computer? Have you used it?
Have you ever visited a prison?
Do you like the outfits they wear in prison?
Have your robbed the convenience store yet?
Have you ever thought of organizing a killing spree at McDonalds?
======Having Sex=======
How many people have you had sex with?
Have you ever slept with someone to get something you want?
Do you g
All right, it's a really boring night. Let's see what revealing facts we can expose to the world.
Is your name long or short? Long and damn hard to pronounce.
Is it pronounced fast or slow? Usually completely wrong, regardless.
Would you change your name to Starchild? Depends on the amount you'd pay me.
How about Jamal? See above.
=====Smoking and Drinking and Doing Drugs===
What is your favorite brand of cigarettes? I'll only touch cloves, and then only in a great, great while.
Or do you hand roll your cigarettes? Naw.
How many packs of cigarettes do you smoke a day? Zero.
Do you use a long cigarette holder? Not quite that fey.
Do you like to chew tobacco? No. And further, yuck.
How many drinks do you have a day? Alcoholic? Generally none.
Do you prefer vodka or champagne? Champagne (unless it's a vodka tonic with a twist of lime).
Do you usually drink an entire bottle of vodka in one sitting? No.
Have you been so drunk that you blacked out? Nope.
Do you do that almost every day? Not black out? Indeed.
How many times a day do you smoke marijuana? None.
Do you smoke it in your car or outside? I do NOT smoke it in my car or outside...
Do you grow it in your yard? Oh, yes. Right next to my opium poppy crop.
Do you like to mix it in your food? Nope.
Do you often take steroids? Do they work? I believe they work insofar as they fuck you up. And no.
Do you like to do cocaine? Nope.
What do you use to cut it into lines? Hypothetically, a sword-cane.
Do you shoot heroin? Nope.
Where do you get your syringes? Do you get them from a diabetic person? Or the doctors office? I can usually salvage them from the beach, thank you.
Do you usually like to shoot heroin and cocaine together? Nope.
Do you like to drink Red Rum? How often? Only with Jack Nicholson.
How many times have you done ecstasy? Never.
Do you like to do prescription drugs? I HAVE to take some...
Do you steal them from people's homes? Nope.
Or do you write out a fake prescription? I have enough real ones.
Do you usually take them without knowing what it is? Nope.
Do you prefer amphetamines or barbiturates? Advil.
Have you ever done drugs, and then woke up in a dumpster? Nope.
Have you overdosed on drugs yet? Did you have to go to the ER? No.
Did you do it in the bathroom? Or in your car? Who found you? Sigh...
Do you have to sell your favorite things to buy drugs? I have insurance.
Do you need to go to rehab? Already been to rehab? Nope.
========Crime========
Have you ever stolen a car? ::Cracks Knuckles:: No.
Do you know how to hotwire a car? No.
Do you break into cars? No.
Have you been to juvenile hall yet? No.
Have you been arrested for drug possesion yet? No.
Have you been in the back of a police car? How many times? No.
Have the police ever been in your house? What did they find? No.
Do you want to sit in an electric chair? Maybe during a power outage...
Do you own one? No.
Do you use it to cook food? No, but it sounds delicious.
Have you ever thought of robbing a bank? No
Did you know that it has crossed most people's minds before? Probably because they saw 'Dog Day Afternoon.'
Have you ever held anyone hostage in your own home? No
In their home? No
At the bank? No
Have you ever burgularized a home? No
Was it someone you know? Yes
Did you do it alone or with a group of friends? Mt. Rushmore
Did you get lots of cool stuff? Did you sell any of it? What?
How often do you steal people's wallets? No
Do you like to commit identity theft? No
How many other credit card numbers do you know so far? 2, but they're both mine.
How many things have you bought with them? I dunno. Lots of beef jerkey, tea and sushi.
Have you been to court? No
Did they let you go for reason of insanity? No
Have you been on the news because of your crimes? No
Do you believe homosexuality is a crime? No
Is your name long or short? Long and damn hard to pronounce.
Is it pronounced fast or slow? Usually completely wrong, regardless.
Would you change your name to Starchild? Depends on the amount you'd pay me.
How about Jamal? See above.
=====Smoking and Drinking and Doing Drugs===
What is your favorite brand of cigarettes? I'll only touch cloves, and then only in a great, great while.
Or do you hand roll your cigarettes? Naw.
How many packs of cigarettes do you smoke a day? Zero.
Do you use a long cigarette holder? Not quite that fey.
Do you like to chew tobacco? No. And further, yuck.
How many drinks do you have a day? Alcoholic? Generally none.
Do you prefer vodka or champagne? Champagne (unless it's a vodka tonic with a twist of lime).
Do you usually drink an entire bottle of vodka in one sitting? No.
Have you been so drunk that you blacked out? Nope.
Do you do that almost every day? Not black out? Indeed.
How many times a day do you smoke marijuana? None.
Do you smoke it in your car or outside? I do NOT smoke it in my car or outside...
Do you grow it in your yard? Oh, yes. Right next to my opium poppy crop.
Do you like to mix it in your food? Nope.
Do you often take steroids? Do they work? I believe they work insofar as they fuck you up. And no.
Do you like to do cocaine? Nope.
What do you use to cut it into lines? Hypothetically, a sword-cane.
Do you shoot heroin? Nope.
Where do you get your syringes? Do you get them from a diabetic person? Or the doctors office? I can usually salvage them from the beach, thank you.
Do you usually like to shoot heroin and cocaine together? Nope.
Do you like to drink Red Rum? How often? Only with Jack Nicholson.
How many times have you done ecstasy? Never.
Do you like to do prescription drugs? I HAVE to take some...
Do you steal them from people's homes? Nope.
Or do you write out a fake prescription? I have enough real ones.
Do you usually take them without knowing what it is? Nope.
Do you prefer amphetamines or barbiturates? Advil.
Have you ever done drugs, and then woke up in a dumpster? Nope.
Have you overdosed on drugs yet? Did you have to go to the ER? No.
Did you do it in the bathroom? Or in your car? Who found you? Sigh...
Do you have to sell your favorite things to buy drugs? I have insurance.
Do you need to go to rehab? Already been to rehab? Nope.
========Crime========
Have you ever stolen a car? ::Cracks Knuckles:: No.
Do you know how to hotwire a car? No.
Do you break into cars? No.
Have you been to juvenile hall yet? No.
Have you been arrested for drug possesion yet? No.
Have you been in the back of a police car? How many times? No.
Have the police ever been in your house? What did they find? No.
Do you want to sit in an electric chair? Maybe during a power outage...
Do you own one? No.
Do you use it to cook food? No, but it sounds delicious.
Have you ever thought of robbing a bank? No
Did you know that it has crossed most people's minds before? Probably because they saw 'Dog Day Afternoon.'
Have you ever held anyone hostage in your own home? No
In their home? No
At the bank? No
Have you ever burgularized a home? No
Was it someone you know? Yes
Did you do it alone or with a group of friends? Mt. Rushmore
Did you get lots of cool stuff? Did you sell any of it? What?
How often do you steal people's wallets? No
Do you like to commit identity theft? No
How many other credit card numbers do you know so far? 2, but they're both mine.
How many things have you bought with them? I dunno. Lots of beef jerkey, tea and sushi.
Have you been to court? No
Did they let you go for reason of insanity? No
Have you been on the news because of your crimes? No
Do you believe homosexuality is a crime? No