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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]dont try suicide wrote: [/QUOTENAME]okay,
we all know that fredy was gay, i mean bi-sexual...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]do i have a thing against gays? yes.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]the only one in the band that wasn't a homosexual was john. he had two kids.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]like Freddie said, it's all about selling records.[/QUOTE]

Trolltrolltroll.

And the answer really is 25%!
For a gay band, they produced an awful lot of children.
well here's the way i look it.

your question was:

"How gay was Queen?"

Well to answer that, there are a lot of theories, some conspiracy, some possibly an anecdote from george carlins "Class Clown" comedy album. But whatever way you look at it, here are the details and calculations on what is a very puzzling and complicated subject.

theory 1:

Freddie Was Gay. The other 3 were straight. Now, that could mean 1/4, .25, 25%, 25 mini freddies out of 75 John's, Roger's, and Brian's. This would make 1/4 of Queen as you would say in simple terms, "Gay."

Theory 2:

Lets just say freddie didn't become sexually aroused one bit at all by anything until Queen I was released, or their first official concert....your choice im not going to debate that subject AGAIN. So you'd say between 1971 and 1986 touring, except in 1983 when Freddie was thought to be dead, leading to other theories and stories that someone took his place that looked like Freddie Mercury. So thats approx. 15 years of queen Touring. And Through 1976, he was more on the bisexual side per say. so thats a 50-50 chance of him getting a guy or girl (remember, transexuals and goats do not count for anything right now) so that would cut out to be 3 years of straightness provided he went back and forth between guy and girl action. 1977 he said "Fuck it," and went after some local live stock, becoming the champion of goating practice, inspiring "We are the champions." 1978-1986 approx 7 years of tours (see 1983 why it's not included) was the more gay years because Tom Selleck bit freddie mercury on the ass causing a mustache to grow. So 7 years gay. Around December of 1986 the effect and symptoms of Tom Sellecks bite wore off and the mustache fell off one evening into Freddie's evening kidney pie. But unfortunatly complications that arose 5 years later due to the bite caused freddie to pass away peacefully, A-sexual for 5 years. So, we can calculate it this way:

10 Years Gay
3 years straight.
1 Year supposedly dead (hell if i know what he was up to)
1 year of goat practice.
5 years A-sexual (or non interested you could say.)

20 years with Queen, and you could say that...

3 years straight = .15, 15%, of the time.
10 years gay = 10/20 = 1/2 = .50 = 50% = 1/2 the time w/ Queen Gay.

Groucho Marx Theory:

"Last night freddie mercury was in my pajamas. How Freddie Mercury got in my pajamas I'll never know!!"

Chuck Norris Theory:

Chuck Norris once had sex with Freddie Mercury, the last person remaining on his to have sex with list. Chuck was sooo awesome with Freddie that freddie could never be satisfied by another man and went back to being straight in the year 1970.

Fatty's Theory:

I snuck in one night and threw a bananna at Mr. Mercury's pet monkey, gagged the lead singer (which he seemed to enjoy) and made him tell me what he liked. He said he like'd Geo Metros. He didn't know that it was a future car.

I don't know if that explains it enough, but i tried.
Roger: Can I go To Lunch Now? Brian: No, You Can't... --------------------------------------- Freddie: Oh Shit, All this crap again?! "If I had to do it all over again, yes why not? why not
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Micrówave wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]dont try suicide wrote: [/QUOTENAME]why don't you row your own speed boat for a while... [/QUOTE]

I've never seen a speed row boat. I bet your arms get really tired. [/QUOTE]

OMG! What a visual! Thanks,Micrówave, I laughed aloud on that one. :)
"The others don't like my interviews. And frankly, I don't care much for theirs." ~ Freddie Mercury
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]*(azzadude)* ..GET DOWN MAKE LOVE! wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Adolfo wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]*(azzadude)* ..GET DOWN MAKE LOVE! wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]dont try suicide wrote: [/QUOTENAME]okay,
we all know that fredy was gay, i mean bi-sexual, but what about the rest of the band?
they had to be flaming homos to keep up with fred's antics. how else would you explain a band named queen?

arena rock? nope. glam rock? maybe.
gay rock? now your talkin.

do i have a thing against gays? yes.

the only one in the band that wasn't a homosexual was john. he had two kids.
and he played slap bass.

don't get me wrong. i listen to be bop deluxe and gentle giant. i know what music is all about but good grief, how gay can a rock band get?
i think that queen should beef up their image alittle bit. especially if they want to sell more records.

like Freddie said, it's all about selling records.[/QUOTE]

First, look at the period in which they came out. Look at the other music. Look at the meaning behind the name.

Do I think they were a gay band? Noop. Do I think it was just Fred who was gay? Yes.

Do I really care about there self life? No.

Does it change the music? No.

Naming a Band Queen does not have to mean Gay. .

Why should Queen beef up there image to impress hard nuckel heads??

[/QUOTE]

ah shut up, If Im gay for watching ellen then u r gay for listening to queen[/QUOTE]

oohhh touchy touchy, looks like i have found a weak spot of yours, you gay ellen lover. But fuck nut, in calling me gay coz i listen to queen, you have also called every one else here gay as well, even your self... so..... nice try, close, but no cigar, your good kid, real good, but as long as im around you'l always be second best see. [/QUOTE]

second to you?? u r nothing, and apparently u r the only one who didnt understand my point, so thats just proves u r stupid and thats it.
and congrats, u convinced me to stop wasting my time with a fucker looser who thinks is though because he can go online and call a fuckhead to whomever he wants, so from now on, Ill ignore the fuck tard that is assdude, and yeah, u can think u r number one, if that makes u feel good
:)
This topic starter is a troll. I also have a slight feeling that he might not be serious because everything he is saying is so ridiculously stupid.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment wrote: [/QUOTENAME]The only way to really know what the hell we are doing on this earth is through sacred plants and mushrooms.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]dont try suicide wrote: [/QUOTENAME]you people are jerks. gay jerks.
bunch of gay wimpy jerks. you can go stick your comments in a place where the sun might being shining but it proably isn't shining.

you stupid people think the world spins around the equator of love and all you can muster up is a bag of cool ranch doritos. bunch of wimps!

you know what really tans my back? you people and your stupid way of life and the wimpy people you hang out with.

just because you live in cave dwellings in cool cities and you're vegan wives throw shindigs on the roof, doesn't mean you can jump higher than a kangaroo in an episode of the jetsons.

just because your brand of non-verbal diction differs from a relevent point of view doesn't prove the fact that you're a wimpy gay bunch.

why don't you row your own speed boat for a while and leave the theme of the atmosphere cycle of man to myself.[/QUOTE]

What the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm not angry or anything but seriously are you stupid.

For one, what does his sexuality mean anyways? Is it that hard not to think of something other than Freddie Mercury's balls when you hear his music or him in butt sex position writing music. Which brings up the question. Are you gay or Christian?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]dont try suicide wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
just because you live in cave dwellings in cool cities and you're vegan wives throw shindigs on the roof, doesn't mean you can jump higher than a kangaroo in an episode of the jetsons.
[/QUOTE]

I am also really trying to make a mental picture of whatever your saying. I have dissected, drew, analyzed the obvious rantings of a lunatic. Are you saying we live in apartments with skinny wives throwing Christmas lights on the roof, which makes us not able to jump higher than kangaroos.......in an episode of the Jetsons. ?!. I mean that shit is more crazy than waking up with a squirrel dipping Big Macs in a bucket of cyanide and apple juice and feeding it to you with all the fixings with a pitchfork with pockets full of marjorine on the day of November 18, 1984 at 6:00 while listening to Air Supply Greatest Hits in a bondage suit...which is tamer than a Hugh Jackman in an episode of Rocko's Modern Life.

"just because your brand of non-verbal diction differs from a relevent point of view doesn't prove the fact that you're a wimpy gay bunch."
I thought we were a gay wimpy bunch.....?

By the way I dont know what azzadude and inmydefence have going on I am pretty sure they like each other, not in a cute school setting sort of way but like a sweaty, angry, steamy butt sex session.
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]dont try suicide wrote: [/QUOTENAME]you people are jerks. gay jerks.
bunch of gay wimpy jerks. you can go stick your comments in a place where the sun might being shining but it proably isn't shining.

you stupid people think the world spins around the equator of love and all you can muster up is a bag of cool ranch doritos. bunch of wimps!

you know what really tans my back? you people and your stupid way of life and the wimpy people you hang out with.

just because you live in cave dwellings in cool cities and you're vegan wives throw shindigs on the roof, doesn't mean you can jump higher than a kangaroo in an episode of the jetsons.

just because your brand of non-verbal diction differs from a relevent point of view doesn't prove the fact that you're a wimpy gay bunch.

why don't you row your own speed boat for a while and leave the theme of the atmosphere cycle of man to myself.[/QUOTE] Oh my dear!!!! Look at me People! I'm fucking gay jerk!!! xD you shouldn't say this things in public, you know, sounds so shitty and primitive. If you are so full of anger to gay people, just let It go dear. It looks like It's inside you, and you don't want It to be. Just be free!!!!!!! xD
And this makes me gay to, ha? Because I'm defending them? Fuck this! Why did you start this topic anyway??? It's so ridicolous.......
Because all that we are saying can't reach to your brain. I don't really want to hurt your feelings or something like that, but you really have a problem when It comes to your sexuality, or you are really that primitive.....
I'm sick of all my kicks.
This was so touchingly profound that I find myself...aching for more.[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]kingarthur wrote: [/QUOTENAME]well here's the way i look it.

your question was:

"How gay was Queen?"

Well to answer that, there are a lot of theories, some conspiracy, some possibly an anecdote from george carlins "Class Clown" comedy album. But whatever way you look at it, here are the details and calculations on what is a very puzzling and complicated subject.

theory 1:

Freddie Was Gay. The other 3 were straight. Now, that could mean 1/4, .25, 25%, 25 mini freddies out of 75 John's, Roger's, and Brian's. This would make 1/4 of Queen as you would say in simple terms, "Gay."

Theory 2:

Lets just say freddie didn't become sexually aroused one bit at all by anything until Queen I was released, or their first official concert....your choice im not going to debate that subject AGAIN. So you'd say between 1971 and 1986 touring, except in 1983 when Freddie was thought to be dead, leading to other theories and stories that someone took his place that looked like Freddie Mercury. So thats approx. 15 years of queen Touring. And Through 1976, he was more on the bisexual side per say. so thats a 50-50 chance of him getting a guy or girl (remember, transexuals and goats do not count for anything right now) so that would cut out to be 3 years of straightness provided he went back and forth between guy and girl action. 1977 he said "Fuck it," and went after some local live stock, becoming the champion of goating practice, inspiring "We are the champions." 1978-1986 approx 7 years of tours (see 1983 why it's not included) was the more gay years because Tom Selleck bit freddie mercury on the ass causing a mustache to grow. So 7 years gay. Around December of 1986 the effect and symptoms of Tom Sellecks bite wore off and the mustache fell off one evening into Freddie's evening kidney pie. But unfortunatly complications that arose 5 years later due to the bite caused freddie to pass away peacefully, A-sexual for 5 years. So, we can calculate it this way:

10 Years Gay
3 years straight.
1 Year supposedly dead (hell if i know what he was up to)
1 year of goat practice.
5 years A-sexual (or non interested you could say.)

20 years with Queen, and you could say that...

3 years straight = .15, 15%, of the time.
10 years gay = 10/20 = 1/2 = .50 = 50% = 1/2 the time w/ Queen Gay.

Groucho Marx Theory:

"Last night freddie mercury was in my pajamas. How Freddie Mercury got in my pajamas I'll never know!!"

Chuck Norris Theory:

Chuck Norris once had sex with Freddie Mercury, the last person remaining on his to have sex with list. Chuck was sooo awesome with Freddie that freddie could never be satisfied by another man and went back to being straight in the year 1970.

Fatty's Theory:

I snuck in one night and threw a bananna at Mr. Mercury's pet monkey, gagged the lead singer (which he seemed to enjoy) and made him tell me what he liked. He said he like'd Geo Metros. He didn't know that it was a future car.

I don't know if that explains it enough, but i tried.[/QUOTE]
It is all random
goingback, you nailed it right on the head. thank you for paying attention. you're cool.

and mercuryworks, you made me laugh the hardest.
thank you for having a great sence of humour(sic)
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]dont try suicide wrote: [/QUOTENAME]you people are jerks. gay jerks.
bunch of gay wimpy jerks. you can go stick your comments in a place where the sun might being shining but it proably isn't shining.

you stupid people think the world spins around the equator of love and all you can muster up is a bag of cool ranch doritos. bunch of wimps!

you know what really tans my back? you people and your stupid way of life and the wimpy people you hang out with.

just because you live in cave dwellings in cool cities and you're vegan wives throw shindigs on the roof, doesn't mean you can jump higher than a kangaroo in an episode of the jetsons.

just because your brand of non-verbal diction differs from a relevent point of view doesn't prove the fact that you're a wimpy gay bunch.

why don't you row your own speed boat for a while and leave the theme of the atmosphere cycle of man to myself.[/QUOTE]

Just to specify I'm on everybody else's side here on this subject cuz this dude is from Neptune or something but I must say this forementioned ramble of his is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read...LoL
Dislocate your spine if you don't sign.....He say's I'll have you seeing double
I'll admit that this thread must be one of the most hilarious and entertaining threads on Queenzone, however, the starter of this thread is off his rocker.
"Fuck today, it's tomorrow." - Freddie Mercury
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]dont try suicide wrote: [/QUOTENAME]goingback, you nailed it right on the head. [/QUOTE]
I'm sure you're quite an expert at nailing it on the head.
Back whenever
If you have such an issue with it, how come on your profile does it say that Freddie was your "favorite" band member??
Fuckin Hypocrite