7 Kinds of Sex

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".

The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws
you in front of everyone.

The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!

HAHA. The second and the sixth were the best. :P

Mmmmmmmm, sex.... XD

LMAO!! That was brilliant

ROTFL!!!!!!!!
Excellent!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Mmmmmmmm, sex.... XD

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How about some nice kitchen sex? ;)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Mmmmmmmm, sex.... XD

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How about some nice kitchen sex? ;)[/QUOTE]

You can't go wrong with Glassex in the kitchen!

http://www.speeltbas.nl/images/glassex.jpg

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=blue>Rick wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Mmmmmmmm, sex.... XD

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How about some nice kitchen sex? ;)[/QUOTE]

You can't go wrong with Glassex in the kitchen!

http://www.speeltbas.nl/images/glassex.jpg[/QUOTE]

Yes.... Of course we'll need that AFTER the sex. :-D

And yes Raffy, we'll do some nice kitchen sex. ;-D

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=blue>Rick wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Mmmmmmmm, sex.... XD

[/QUOTE]
How about some nice kitchen sex? ;)[/QUOTE]

You can't go wrong with Glassex in the kitchen!

http://www.speeltbas.nl/images/glassex.jpg[/QUOTE]

Hahahaha

8 Sussex:when grannys in Eastbourne reach orgasm as they win the bingo
9 Essex: when girls in Basildon spill cider on their white stilletoes as they reach an orgasm

10 Middlesex - Don't think i need to explain that one. xD

LMAO!!!
Oh no!! A trend has started! Marv and his white hair have begun to feed Burak. This could go on for pages!!
**laughes evily**

Hahaha!
I thought the Hallway one was hilarious!

XD
...Sex...yum...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=blue>Rick wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Mmmmmmmm, sex.... XD

[/QUOTE]
How about some nice kitchen sex? ;)[/QUOTE]

You can't go wrong with Glassex in the kitchen!

http://www.speeltbas.nl/images/glassex.jpg [/QUOTE]

GLASSEX?...

Is that to clean up foggy windows after having sex in the car?