My grandfather didn't even laugh at that.
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Micrówave wrote: [/QUOTENAME]My grandfather didn't even laugh at that.[/QUOTE]
He would have if you didn't put your dick in his mouth.
He would have if you didn't put your dick in his mouth.
[QUOTE]The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
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that's my favourite
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that's my favourite
Yeah, I don't have sex.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Nathan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Yeah, I don't have sex.[/QUOTE]
you would if you took off that Elvis sequined jumpsuit j/k ;-]
you would if you took off that Elvis sequined jumpsuit j/k ;-]
Just the thought repulses me.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Nathan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Just the thought repulses me. [/QUOTE]
Of the Elvis jumpsuit?
Of the Elvis jumpsuit?
No. Fluid transfer.