Dear __________

This is sort of like a random thoughts thread, only it's in letter form! You can write to Martha, to Prudence, to the kid who sits in front of you in math class, or to Big Tony. I'll start off...

Dear sister,

Please stop throwing tantrums because someone ate the last slice of pizza. Your gutbucket could end the famine in Africa as it is.

Love, Carol <3<3<3

Dear Dave Grohl,

I heard you like anal. You suck. Bwahwhahahaha.

From Jessie. <3

P.S I really do think of you highly, so don't take that personal.... XD

Dear 'Spineless' Rudy G.,

Please hand over the $80,- you still owe me or I will be forced to extricate your tonsils through your anus.

Yours affectionately,

'Crazy' Tom the suspected Irishman

Dear Sarah, Lucy, Zoe, or anybody marginally interesting,

Please come online, I'm so bored that I'm watching The X Factor and starting to find Simon Cowell vaguely attractive.

Love, Freya.

dear fame,

please just drop into my lap? kthnxbi



ps....just kidding, i dont wanna end up like britney :D

Dear Jimmy (Mah brutha),

Please stop pouting about the fact that Mum and Dad won't let you have your girlfriend Lizz over. Thanks to your pissing and moaning with the parents in the wee hours I didn't go to sleep until two in the morning and Neo sat on my stomach the rest of the goddamned night.

-Your beloved Vishnu/Whatever.

Dear Gaius Suetonius Tranquillus and Dio Cassius,
I cannot wait to meet you two 'darlings' ( this may be happening in hell ) and bang your precious heads together!

Yours truly, eh... you'll see ( or feel ) >:-)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=gray>Gratzi wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Dear Gaius Suetonius Tranquillus and Dio Cassius,
I cannot wait to meet you two 'darlings' ( this may be happening in hell ) and bang your precious heads together!

Yours truly, eh... you'll see ( or feel ) >:-)
[/QUOTE]

Boy, do you bear a grudge for a long time! What did two 1800-1900 year old historians ever do to you?

Dear John oh how I hate to write
dear John I must let you know tonight
That my love for you has died away
like grass upon the lawn
And tonight I wed another dear John

I was overseas in battle when the postman came to me
And he handed me a letter and I was just as happy as I could be
For the fighting was all over and the battle have been won
Then I opened up the letter and it's started dear John

Dear John oh how I hate to write...
dear John I must let you know tonight
That my love for you has died away
like grass upon the lawn
And tonight I wed another dear John

Will you please send back my picture my husband wants it now
When I tell you who I'm wedding you won't care dear anyhow
Now the ceremony has started and I wed your brother Don
Would you wishes happiness forever dear John




The WORST country song ever. period. Sorry but I just had to do this lol

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Boy, do you bear a grudge for a long time![/QUOTE]

Ah, but what makes you say that?

[QUOTE]What did two 1800-1900 year old historians ever do to you?[/QUOTE]

Let's just call it post mortem negative propaganda and deliberately misleading information. ( and by 'it' I'm referring to their writings ). Of course there is more to that, but I should let the ones really interested to have an opinion of their own. Hence, I have to do some more research, in order to be able to present a plausible theory. ( Blah! You'll have to excuse me, I have a nasty flu at the moment! and I may be delirious :P )

Dear Jessie...

<3

Love,

Raffy

Dear Someone

Please rewind so I can enjoy my weekend all over again? Or at least fast forward to the next fun thing?

Dear Santa:

Please this year bring me a new house, so I can live just by myself and without annoying roomies.

Kisses

Marial-B

This reminds me of that dear sister skit on SNL.

Dear person/thing/animal in my back garden,

I hope you're happy. You've scared me sufficiently to come back into my house and smoke in my room, rather than the garden, which is a big no no.

Yours lovingly,

Freya.