Dear __________

Dear mothership,

i know you have sent something after me and i am not pleased because you know how it makes me wheeze when i feel as though im being followed around my house and in the garden and in the lane because i cant find a place to go where i can feel comfortable like in my room or in my closet or in the dumbwaiter even though it is a tight fit but no one can find me in there until the lady who runs the home has to pull me out and goes to her room where she performs satanic rituals to try to get me to bleed out forever though i have my lucky toad spawn so i know im alright except that i know something's following me

I know it's either an angel or a possum. I can tell by the way it walks.

Dear fairy of the dreams,

Please keep company to my bf, who is a bit far away from me, but I would love him to sleep a lot and dream a lot of nice things about everythng that the future will bring us. Do the same with me please xD.

PS: Help me dream to find a nice house also.

Kisses

Marial-B

Dear me,

Please stop this endless procrastinating. It's not very good for you. And you know better yet you still keep doing it. Get your act together, you stupid piece of shit.


Yours forever and ever,

Jess

Dear Justice,
PLEASE promise me that the papers of the stupid undergrads I'm grading are not papers from people destined to be teachers.....
Damn...it's HST 301, they are all going to be teachers.
OK, new promise. Promise me that these people will not get their teaching certifications until they grow brains and figure out how to write a proper grammatical sentence that makes sense. People who are this stupid should not be allowed to teach our children.
Maggie

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Dear Jessie...

<3

Love,

Raffy[/QUOTE]

Dear Raffy...

Sending lots of love and warm hugs!

Love Jessie! <3 :)

Dear N. F.

Fuck off.

Dear Sarah,

I love you, sweetheart. Forever and ever. <3 I promise.

Love,

Ramirez

dear Prudence
wont you come out to play?

Dear sister,

PLEASE stop griping at me, I'm begging you! I told you yesterday that if all you were going to do is complain, then please shut up about me. Thanks.

~Kim~

Wow. I needed to get that out of my system. Thanks for starting this thread!

dear songs of mine:

I hate you all and myself for writing so many nonsense arrangements that can't be played live

Dear kids of QueenZone. Fuck off . Find some REAL life and stop spreading your shit

Dear Inna

You are cordially invited to sleep and laze around.

BTW, you stink.

love,
inna

Dear Pollen

Piss off! You give everyone hayfever and turn the footpath yellow. You are a menace to noses and eyes everywhere. You make my nana cough, you make my friend look permanently stoned and you made me sit through all of my 5 three hour exams with tissues shoved up my nose. Not a nice look. Practical; yes, but pretty; definatley not.

Regards,
Pretty much anyone within a 50km radius of a pine tree

Dear Alex Zane,

Thanks for the drinks at the Kerrang show!

From Jessie!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheTranquilPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME]dear Prudence
wont you come out to play?[/QUOTE]

Damn. Damn. Beat me to it!!!

Dear Billy Ocean-

Get outta my dreams, get under my car.