I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike...

This is one threesome (Tricycle?) I cannot imagine...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

This is a bit sick... But why exactly is he in jail? If he was inside his own hotel room, doing it with his own bicycle... *rolls eyes*

I don't really see what he's done wrong, people have done a lot worse to Henry the Hoover.

He was doing it in his own hotel room, so surely it was their fault for coming in. Also, why ring the police? If I saw that I'd probably nearly wet myself laughing and leave the man and his bicycle be.

No one here has shown any sympathy for the bike. Sheesh. The poor thing. How old was it?

:-/

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]He was doing it in his own hotel room, so surely it was their fault for coming in. Also, why ring the police? If I saw that I'd probably nearly wet myself laughing and leave the man and his bicycle be. [/QUOTE]

Ditto. The do not disturb sign might've come in useful, though.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I don't really see what he's done wrong, people have done a lot worse to Henry the Hoover.

He was doing it in his own hotel room, so surely it was their fault for coming in. Also, why ring the police? If I saw that I'd probably nearly wet myself laughing and leave the man and his bicycle be. [/QUOTE]

Exactly.

Im sure there was a similar story around someone trying to have sex with the pavement, do you more damage than what it is worth i should think lol.

Yeah here is that story: -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/7079288.stm

Having sex with a pavement? Surely that's more trouble than it's worth.

"Im sure there was a similar story around someone trying to have sex with the pavement..."

Now that's what I call hard core...

Isn't this why God gave us hands!?!?
Either that, or honestly - part with a dime. There's ladies abound, or so I'm told....

In all seriousness, this isn't really a criminal matter. Worse things have been done in hotel rooms and I'm sure being caught was punishment enough.....

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]John S Stuart wrote: [/QUOTENAME]"Im sure there was a similar story around someone trying to have sex with the pavement..."

Now that's what I call hard core...[/QUOTE]

*rimshot*

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Erin wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]John S Stuart wrote: [/QUOTENAME]"Im sure there was a similar story around someone trying to have sex with the pavement..."

Now that's what I call hard core...[/QUOTE]

*rimshot*[/QUOTE]

That aint some kind sexual perversion is it?

My God...there are some DESPERATE people on this planet. Sex with bikes and concrete? SHEESH!!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mayboy wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Im sure there was a similar story around someone trying to have sex with the pavement, do you more damage than what it is worth i should think lol.

Yeah here is that story: -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/7079288.stm[/QUOTE]

He must've ejaculated blood...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Erin wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]John S Stuart wrote: [/QUOTENAME]"Im sure there was a similar story around someone trying to have sex with the pavement..."

Now that's what I call hard core...[/QUOTE]

*rimshot*[/QUOTE]

Is there any concrete evidence?