I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike...

He was desperate.

It'd be the first time "Sleeping on the Sidewalk" has ever been used as makeout music.

^OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAY xD.

I think he had one of these but got tired of rubber and waned to scratch some dirt xD.

http://secure.condomania.com/images/AH-2159_1_dt.jpg

BTW... I posted one, there's a lot more,but I think it would be disrespectful for the younger crowd xD.

C'mon you guys, don't act as if YOU'VE never tried to have sex with your bicycle...

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html

how would you like to explain this to the family of this guy?

I just emailed this story into Russell Brand's radio show on Radio 2 and he's done a really long item on it and is now playing Bicycle Race :D

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I just emailed this story into Russell Brand's radio show on Radio 2 and he's done a really long item on it and is now playing Bicycle Race :D[/QUOTE]

WOW! XD

Go you, Frey! :P

Haha :D

And I thought Hand-Job-Bob was bad...

Ewwww he took the expression of "the town bike" waaaay too literally!

This story reminds me...

Does anyone else remember seeing a video where a woman is riding an excercise bike, and the pedals are connected to a moving dildo which has been installed into the saddle? :/

With something like that it would be quite easy to have sex with. :D

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]John S Stuart wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Erin wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]John S Stuart wrote: [/QUOTENAME]"Im sure there was a similar story around someone trying to have sex with the pavement..."

Now that's what I call hard core...[/QUOTE]

*rimshot*[/QUOTE]

That aint some kind sexual perversion is it?[/QUOTE]

I think it involves a Scotsman and a Highland coo. I'll ask Pieter. ;-)