the preposterously absurd random thoughts thread

I'm obsessed with Trainspotting.

I heard Mika on radio today.

I recognized the gay high pitched vocals and the silly child-like choruses.

I didn't throw the beaker, I dropped it.

"Choose life. choose a job. choose a career. choose a family. Choose a fucking big television.
Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life."

:D :D :D

fuck the cold.

fer serious.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]"Choose life. choose a job. choose a career. choose a family. Choose a fucking big television.
Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life."

:D :D :D

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190,000 plus now Freya lol

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]"Choose life. choose a job. choose a career. choose a family. Choose a fucking big television.
Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life."

:D :D :D

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My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right...[/QUOTE]

No they are not.

They are stiff.

dont go down the mine if you dont have any slack in your pants..

One of these days... one of these days...

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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheSithLordPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME]dont go down the mine if you dont have any slack in your pants..[/QUOTE]

Haha.

;)

:D

Holy shit, my history lecturer looks just like Benny from ABBA!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The prophet's song wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Holy shit, my history lecturer looks just like Benny from ABBA![/QUOTE]

Ewwww. xD